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Scelly9

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Re: YOU ARE HIPSTER
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2012, 10:16:44 pm »

FIND CAVE, TWEET ABOUT NEWFOUND HIPSTERNESS.
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Re: YOU ARE HIPSTER
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2012, 10:24:01 pm »

MOVE TO OCEAN FLOOR. WATERPROOF ALMOST EVERYTHING. INCLUDING SELF.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE HIPSTER
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2012, 11:58:51 pm »

American northwest.
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GraveHaunter92

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Re: YOU ARE HIPSTER
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2012, 12:04:21 am »

Move to ghetto, impress local populace with my Hipsterness
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE HIPSTER
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2012, 12:33:20 am »

Move to ghetto, impress local populace with my Hipsterness
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Re: YOU ARE HIPSTER
« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2012, 02:07:48 pm »

Berlin.
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Mullet Master

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Re: YOU ARE HIPSTER
« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2012, 06:23:07 pm »

FIND CAVE, TWEET ABOUT NEWFOUND HIPSTERNESS.
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YOU FIND A CAVE BUT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH CELLPHONE SIGNAL IN THERE TO TWEET.

MOVE TO OCEAN FLOOR. WATERPROOF ALMOST EVERYTHING. INCLUDING SELF.
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YOU CANNOT FATHOM THIS. YOU WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO KEEP YOUR IPHONE WARRANTY, EVEN IF WATERPROOFED!

 
American northwest.
Berlin.

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PORTLAND, ORR IS A FANTASTIC PLACE WITH A 9000:1 HIPSTER:SQUARE RATIO. YOU'LL BE SURE TO STAND OUT HERE RATHER THAN ANYWHERE.

AS YOU ARRIVE IN THE AIRPORT , YOU POST A TWEET
"#Portland is a bunch of #Posers! Peace out!" AND GET A TICKET TO BERLIN, GERMANY AS YOU ARRIVE AT BERLIN, YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD PREVENTS YOU FROM OBTAINING ENTRY. YOU ARE FORCED TO GO BACK TO THE STATES.

YOU HAVE SETTLED IN PORTLAND ORR, A HOSTILE PLACE TO YOUR OLD SELF. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO REINVENT YOURSELF TO CONTINUE LIVING HERE.

NAME : ___________________
TYPICAL CLOTHING :_______________________________
FAVORITE COFFEE BEVERAGE : ______________________
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Re: YOU ARE HIPSTER
« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2012, 08:06:58 pm »

NAME :  Florence Bernard Priscillian
TYPICAL CLOTHING : Thrift stores got too mainstream, you pick your cloths out of american apparel's reject bin. 
FAVORITE COFFEE BEVERAGE : 16 free milk packets and two no-calorie sweeteners.
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