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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1043771 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7230 on: November 02, 2013, 03:20:42 pm »

There isn't one that would make sense,
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7231 on: November 02, 2013, 03:53:16 pm »

I was playing Adventurer mode and I had a knife stuck in my upper body that I thought sounded cool, and my friend told me- "If there's a knife stuck in you, how are you breathing?"
I really said the dumb part.
"it hit me in my lungs so it made an air hole."

Well, you still have the other lung, don't you?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7232 on: November 02, 2013, 04:47:51 pm »

Who ever said it had been stuck in the lung/had caused the lung to collapsed? A knife stuck in you is not exactly insta-death...
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« Reply #7233 on: November 02, 2013, 09:58:49 pm »

Who ever said it had been stuck in the lung/had caused the lung to collapsed? A knife stuck in you is not exactly insta-death...
The trachea is probably intact too. So unless the knife was stuck through all your intercostal muscles or something you should be fine.

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« Reply #7234 on: November 04, 2013, 04:14:30 am »

This honestly offends me, and demonstrates a clear ignorance for the game.
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If it wasn't for pdfs on the internet, D&D would be MUCH more than $200. Seriously, its like he just looked at an 'Essentials' list and added up the prices. Disappointing.

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« Reply #7235 on: November 04, 2013, 04:17:02 am »

This honestly offends me, and demonstrates a clear ignorance for the game.
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If it wasn't for pdfs on the internet, D&D would be MUCH more than $200. Seriously, its like he just looked at an 'Essentials' list and added up the prices. Disappointing.
Offensive? That shit is hilarious xD
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7236 on: November 04, 2013, 04:19:24 am »

Oh Jack Chick.
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« Reply #7237 on: November 04, 2013, 04:21:26 am »

This honestly offends me, and demonstrates a clear ignorance for the game.
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If it wasn't for pdfs on the internet, D&D would be MUCH more than $200. Seriously, its like he just looked at an 'Essentials' list and added up the prices. Disappointing.
Offensive? That shit is hilarious xD
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7238 on: November 04, 2013, 04:22:39 am »

Ultimate dick DM move there. I mean, hasn't anyone there ever heard of a fortitude save? Also, usually we just make a new character when we die...

Well, in the case of my group, we have a couple characters ready at any given time. :P
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7239 on: November 04, 2013, 06:12:04 am »

Also, usually we just make a new character when we die...
I'm pretty sure that's not how DnD works, you're gonna off yourself eventually when you lose your character.

You can also do magic, but that's kinda off the point.
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« Reply #7240 on: November 04, 2013, 06:21:10 am »

Also, usually we just make a new character when we die...
I'm pretty sure that's not how DnD works, you're gonna off yourself eventually when you lose your character.

You can also do magic, but that's kinda off the point.

Wait, you mean you cannot do magic IRL thanks to playing DnD now? DAMMIT, 4th EDITION!
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« Reply #7241 on: November 04, 2013, 06:32:06 am »

That's almost precisely the exact opposite of what I said.
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« Reply #7242 on: November 04, 2013, 06:39:22 am »

That's almost precisely the exact opposite of what I said.

I took it you were talking about Chickverse, which is so far removed of reality that assuming the opposite to be true is often a fairly accurate approximation of reality.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7244 on: November 09, 2013, 09:14:44 am »

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This entire thing.
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