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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7215 on: October 31, 2013, 05:24:37 pm »

Now, I am not a chemist, so I might be making this shit up (as all good Physicists do), but as water has an -OH group, couldnt we call it Hydronol?

That's pretty much what I said in the above post. Except both are bullshit, because -ol suffix means a hydroxyl group attached to a carbon atom.

But, another good one would be diprotium oxide - protium is the name for the plain ol' isotope of hydrogen. The mono- in Hydrogen Monoxide was unnecessary anyway.
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« Reply #7216 on: October 31, 2013, 07:38:33 pm »

Time for a scene in a movie where the bad guy described his superweapon, using a bunch of terms that basically mean he put a lot of water in a jug.
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« Reply #7217 on: October 31, 2013, 07:42:04 pm »

Time for a scene in a movie where the bad guy described his superweapon, using a bunch of terms that basically mean he put a lot of water in a jug.

Well, it still beats a neutrino cannon in effectiveness by a large margin.
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« Reply #7218 on: October 31, 2013, 07:48:31 pm »

Time for a scene in a movie where the bad guy described his superweapon, using a bunch of terms that basically mean he put a lot of water in a jug.

Well, it still beats a neutrino cannon in effectiveness by a large margin.
"Now I will fire my cannon!"
"Oh nooooo. ...have you fired it yet?"
"Yes I have, can't you see the havok these neutrinos are wreaking upon your country from my satellite, Mr President?"

And somewhere a physics teacher is watching the television broadcast an laughing at memories of the one student who did naught but piss around all the time.
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« Reply #7219 on: October 31, 2013, 07:50:07 pm »

If the neutrinos aren't working, you just need to fire more of them.
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« Reply #7220 on: October 31, 2013, 07:52:19 pm »

Sure, they may interact only rarely, but if you get a dense enough stream, no problem! Plus, imagine the penetration depth on something like that. Now all you need is a directional star, and some manner of neutrino lens to get the cross-section of the beam to about the width of a pencil tip. That might do the job, give or take a few dozen orders of magnitude.
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« Reply #7221 on: October 31, 2013, 08:01:57 pm »

If the neutrinos aren't working, you just need to fire more of them.
Oh right, I forgot. DEFCON military strategies.
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« Reply #7222 on: November 01, 2013, 03:49:19 am »

If the neutrinos aren't working, you just need to fire more of them.
Oh right, I forgot. Zerg military strategies.

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« Reply #7223 on: November 01, 2013, 04:52:54 am »

Hey, Zerg is a carefully constructed race that requires a deep understanding of unit composition, timing windows, cost effective counters and dammit I can't do it! I just can't keep a straight face... MOAR ROACH!!!

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« Reply #7224 on: November 01, 2013, 11:44:59 am »

Aw man I thought you were talking about the lore for a moment there.

I love the Zerg lore. If I could be any race, I'd totally be a Zerg overmind without any species besides the "infest and suck out DNA" little worm thingy.

Then go to South America and nom nom nom on all the wildlife there.
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« Reply #7225 on: November 01, 2013, 12:23:15 pm »

"What's the difference between mass and volume again?"

-A girl in my science class, to an irate teacher who had already explained the answer.
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« Reply #7226 on: November 01, 2013, 12:24:40 pm »

There isn't one that would make sense, but the ratio is density.
She must have lots of mass, if she's that dense.
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« Reply #7227 on: November 01, 2013, 12:26:47 pm »

Technically she could just as well be average-mass, but very, very small.
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« Reply #7228 on: November 01, 2013, 01:12:42 pm »

Technically she could just as well be average-mass, but very, very small.
Did she happen to be wearing a Gravity Brassier?
Yes that is the first thing I thought of. I'm sorry.
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« Reply #7229 on: November 02, 2013, 01:17:34 pm »

I was playing Adventurer mode and I had a knife stuck in my upper body that I thought sounded cool, and my friend told me- "If there's a knife stuck in you, how are you breathing?"
I really said the dumb part.
"it hit me in my lungs so it made an air hole."
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