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[wierd]

hmm... Here in my part of UncleSam's DeficitLand, it gets over 100F in summer, and down to -12F in winter, routinely.

[Descan]

Is it just me or has the board's topics been kind of, melding together lately?

[Graknorke]

Ah, you guys with your extreme seasonal weather differences. In Wales, it lightly rains. Always.

Wales is without a doubt the wettest place I have ever been to. It's lovely but my god you'd need to be wrung out in one of those mangle things.

It's all them mountains. The Lake District is slightly less, but comparably, moist.

[Graknorke]

https://www.youtube.com/user/l1011l/discussion

I don't need to explain this. The guy is either a parody or a moron.

Apparently Islam as a unified entity sided with the nazis in WWII. You know. The political group who were white-supremacists, strongly Christian, and intolerant of people who didn't fit either of those.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Beyond white supremacist, really.

Though to be fair, that failed in the face of geopolitical realities, most clearly with their alliance with Japan.

[Loud Whispers]

The political group who were white-supremacists, strongly Christian, and intolerant of people who didn't fit either of those.

Intolerant up until you fought for them. They started compromising once the entire world was against them.

[Helgoland]

The political group who were white-supremacists, strongly Christian, and intolerant of people who didn't fit either of those.

Intolerant up until you fought for them. They started compromising once the entire world was against them.

And they had a soft spot for that "obedience" stuff Islam does - I could search for the Goebbels quote, but I've done that sort of thing far too frequently before

[miauw62]

Still, by that logic we should nuke Japan because they sided with the nazis 75 years ago. And Italy. And Germany.

[LordSlowpoke]

Still, by that logic we should nuke Japan because they sided with the nazis 75 years ago. And Italy. And Germany.

i believe you are forgetting something

[miauw62]

I believe you forgot to tell me what.

[10ebbor10]

Well, we did Nuke Japan, Italia defected to our side, and Germany surrendered before we got the bomb.

[SealyStar]

Occasionally, we get storms with greenish-black clouds and purple lightning. That's when you know shit's about to get REAL.

We also get hurricanes, better known as IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS!


Incidentally, our reactions to inclement weather may vary:

Hurricanes (anything below a Category 3):

Spoiler: Meh. Stock up on beer and plywood. (click to show/hide)

Hey y'all.

Forecast of 1 inch of snow:

Spoiler: OH MY GOD BUY ALL THE FOOD! WE MAY HAVE TO EAT OUR YOUNG TO SURVIVE! (click to show/hide)

In Michigan we have this thing about tornadoes.

Blizzard? Just turn on the heater and get out the shovel.
Lethal heat wave? Turn on the AC and go to the pool, pussy.
Rainstorm of Noahic proportions? This doesn't even merit action.
1% chance of small tornado coming within 100 miles of your town? SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING DUCK AND COVER IN BASEMENT WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

[Graknorke]

Sweet fucking lord. Just... the stupid contained in the quote below may be weapons-grade quality. Do not read it if you are either having a bad day or don't want to ruin a previously good day.

Spoiler: You were warned (click to show/hide)

My science teacher ALWAYS fed us that baloney. Our class all thought she was wacky we'd be like hey it's snowing how bout that "global warming" then shed say no it's "climate change" and we'd say huh I guess they were wrong and had to change the name they might change it back to "global warming" when the days get warmer we'd tell her the reason for this is summer and winter wow she would get riled up at us! Good times good time

[Steelmagic]

Sweet fucking lord. Just... the stupid contained in the quote below may be weapons=grade quality. Do not read it if you are either having a bad day or don't want to ruin a previously good day.

Spoiler: You were warned (click to show/hide)

My science teacher ALWAYS fed us that baloney. Our class all thought she was wacky we'd be like hey it's snowing how bout that "global warming" then shed say no it's "climate change" and we'd say huh I guess they were wrong and had to change the name they might change it back to "global warming" when the days get warmer we'd tell her the reason for this is summer and winter wow she would get riled up at us! Good times good time

I had to triple check just to make sure i was reading that right. Why. Just why.

[Oliolli]

...

At least now if I fail the test I have today I'll know to blame the IQ drop from that quote...