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[MagmaMcFry]

But why would people give computers with human traits control of anything anyway?

[LordSlowpoke]

But why would people give computers with human traits control of anything anyway?

For the glory of Satan, of course!

[Helgoland]

That's one Mr. Burns quote that somehow migrated into my everyday communication: "What in Satan's glorious name is going on here?"

[Steelmagic]

"You only killed me because I ran out of health!"

-LoL Player (with a lot less grammar)

Well if it wasn't for that annoying health bar, you wouldn't have taken him down. Honestly someone needs to contact Riot about the glitch where you die. I don't use sarcasm, what are you talking about?

[tahujdt]

"You only killed me because I ran out of health!"

-LoL Player (with a lot less grammar)

Well if it wasn't for that annoying health bar, you wouldn't have taken him down. Honestly someone needs to contact Riot about the glitch where you die. I don't use sarcasm, what are you talking about?

That...

When I die on online games, I'm going to complain about the 'bug that makes you die when you run out of health' as a joke.

There was a lot of things like that in the Minecraft 2.0 changelog.

[Hanslanda]

That's one Mr. Burns quote that somehow migrated into my everyday communication: "What in Satan's glorious name is going on here?"

This is fantastic and I will use it forever. Thank you, Helgoland.

[Gamerlord]

That's one Mr. Burns quote that somehow migrated into my everyday communication: "What in Satan's glorious name is going on here?"

This is fantastic and I will use it forever. Thank you, Helgoland.

Wonderful curse word/phrase: "SATAN'S NIPPLES!"

[Xantalos]

That's one Mr. Burns quote that somehow migrated into my everyday communication: "What in Satan's glorious name is going on here?"

This is fantastic and I will use it forever. Thank you, Helgoland.

Wonderful curse word/phrase: "SATAN'S NIPPLES!"

I prefer the epithet 'BEEZLEBUB'S SWEATY RIGHT TESTICLE' myself, but personal choice etc.

[Frumple]

... which one?

[Helgoland]

This is fantastic and I will use it forever. Thank you, Helgoland.

Off to my sig you go.

[Onyxjew944]

That's one Mr. Burns quote that somehow migrated into my everyday communication: "What in Satan's glorious name is going on here?"

This is fantastic and I will use it forever. Thank you, Helgoland.

Wonderful curse word/phrase: "SATAN'S NIPPLES!"

I prefer the epithet 'BEEZLEBUB'S SWEATY RIGHT TESTICLE' myself, but personal choice etc.

I've always been partial to 'ODIN'S CHEST HAIR', personally, but I can see the potential benefits of referencing a dark undergod's reproductive organs.

[PatriotSaint]

That's one Mr. Burns quote that somehow migrated into my everyday communication: "What in Satan's glorious name is going on here?"

This is fantastic and I will use it forever. Thank you, Helgoland.

Wonderful curse word/phrase: "SATAN'S NIPPLES!"

I prefer the epithet 'BEEZLEBUB'S SWEATY RIGHT TESTICLE' myself, but personal choice etc.

I've always been partial to 'ODIN'S CHEST HAIR', personally, but I can see the potential benefits of referencing a dark undergod's reproductive organs.

I wonder what exactly Satan needs them for...

[tomio175]

That's one Mr. Burns quote that somehow migrated into my everyday communication: "What in Satan's glorious name is going on here?"

This is fantastic and I will use it forever. Thank you, Helgoland.

Wonderful curse word/phrase: "SATAN'S NIPPLES!"

I prefer the epithet 'BEELZEBUB'S SWEATY RIGHT TESTICLE' myself, but personal choice etc.

I've always been partial to 'ODIN'S CHEST HAIR', personally, but I can see the potential benefits of referencing a dark undergod's reproductive organs.

I wonder what exactly Satan needs them for...

Because sometimes he just needs to impregnate someone down there.

My apologies for the horrible humor...  FTFY btw.

[DWC]

Yeah, Satan was at one point the most beautiful angeland described as such. Nothing says he was disfigured or anything after he rebelled. Also all angels are not even all humanoid or human looking. They are bizarre things with wheels and lights and multiple faces on a single head, ect, ect.

Lucifer means 'bearer of light'. So, Satan if he looks like anything, is probably a blinding sphere of psychedelic rainbow colors, like really pretty looking, if one could look at it. Like, maybe exactly how the instant of a nuclear bomb going off looks like. Psychedelic colors of everything on the electromagnetic scale blooming at once and radiating outwards along each bandwidth's individual distortion. Beautiful.

No testicles implied. Please, use religious references responsibly guys.

[Knight of Fools]

'bearer of light'

So Satan is a Bear made of Light, then. Got it.