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[SealyStar]

-Redacted-

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You just got Poe'd.

[SealyStar]

You just got Poe'd.

Dammit.

I probably should have realized that. It started off like any other SJW blog, but by the end of the FAQ I began to think something was up. To be fair, it is a unnervingly accurate portrayal of far too many allegedly-serious Tumblrs.

[Loud Whispers]

He he he he he

[Mech#4]

Sweet mercy, that's, uh, that's, wow. It's like it bundled up all the crap that I hear about Tumblr spewing and bundled it together in one incoherent rant. So it was someone taking it all together and bundling it into one rant. I'm not sure if I'm amused or bothered by that.

Anyways, I took a walk yesterday, thought I'd swing by a fireworks tent set up next to the supermarket. It's being manned by three cronies that I recognize as being from my high school. They don't say much as they recognize me as I walk in, and I them, so the one starts playing with a lighter and then the second takes it and lights up a cigarette.

In a fireworks tent.

There's a sign right on the outside that says no smoking.

I didn't even bother to look at their wares and promptly left lest something explode. I mean, I knew these guys were your typical graduate mooks, but seriously?

If you heard an explosion, I hope you kept walking.  

[MaximumZero]

History class, older african american woman: "If Thomas Jefferson treated his slaves so well, why did some of them still run away?"

* MaximumZero cancels attend History Class: Hand buried in face.

[Graknorke]

Youtube comments section (Yes I know I'm sorry I should stop reading them. Also going to bad videos deliberately but the other thing too.). I was looking through those "MLG 420 W33D noscope wallbamg" parody type dealies. Anyway, I accidentally wound up on something like those; except serious.
Some posted a comment along the lines of "Try better next time this sucks", which was a fair enough comment. The creator of the video made a really sarky comment back. Then a fan of his posted.

dont be nice to him call him a fag for saying that.

[Oliolli]

Another comment from that video:

A thread about the most stupid things ever seen on the internet brought me here.

Which one of you was it?

[OREOSOME]

Another comment from that video:

A thread about the most stupid things ever seen on the internet brought me here.

Which one of you was it?

Not me. Unless... There exists another thread, identical in purpose to this very one, but on a different board!

[Graknorke]

Another comment from that video:

A thread about the most stupid things ever seen on the internet brought me here.

Which one of you was it?

Not me. Unless... There exists another thread, identical in purpose to this very one, but on a different board!

Wasn't me either. Chariots.

[miauw62]

Another comment from that video:

A thread about the most stupid things ever seen on the internet brought me here.

Which one of you was it?

There's a B12er by the name of Kaianacoel, I think.

[10ebbor10]

You're not supposed to explain the joke ...

[Graknorke]

There's a joke?

[MaximumZero]

There's a joke?

Yeah, I guess I missed that, too.

[miauw62]

I didn't know there was a joke either.
Unless the two posts above me are jokes. In which case I'll get out of here before the level of meta-joke becomes so high that it becomes unmanageable.