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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5130 on: June 19, 2013, 01:10:00 pm »

I bet you all lot just love sheep.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5131 on: June 19, 2013, 01:28:54 pm »

I bet you all lot just love sheep.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5132 on: June 19, 2013, 02:47:21 pm »

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5133 on: June 20, 2013, 12:11:54 am »

I had a spontaneous and utterly preposterous thought come to mind suddenly:

"How would women generally react if you approached them in public, as a complete stranger, and asked "excuse me ma'am, may I please grasp your breasts?""

My hypothesis: you'd be beaten, stabbed, shot, doused in copious amounts of pepper spray, and then charged with sexual assault. Not even necessarily by the person you addressed, either.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5134 on: June 20, 2013, 12:45:54 am »

Truth be told, it'd probably be minor embarrassment and refusal, and later they'd be like 'Ugh what a creep.'
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5135 on: June 20, 2013, 12:48:04 am »

Well maybe, just maybe if you ask politely enough you have a chance.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5136 on: June 20, 2013, 01:05:44 am »

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5137 on: June 20, 2013, 01:20:25 am »

So all i have to do is be Tom Brady? It makes so much more sense now!
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« Reply #5138 on: June 20, 2013, 04:51:23 am »

A Belgian TV-program did this.
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http://2be.be/uit-de-mlf-doos-borsten-voelen

For those that don't understand dutch: It's a program of which the goal is to stop the "new man".
They're doing somewhat of a contest to touch the most breasts, to "get used to breasts, so we won't be influenced by them anymore".
Both of the men in the video are married...
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5139 on: June 20, 2013, 04:56:46 am »

This is a great idea, were do i sign up? Preferably for an extended period of time if possible.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5140 on: June 20, 2013, 05:02:02 am »

I had a spontaneous and utterly preposterous thought come to mind suddenly:

"How would women generally react if you approached them in public, as a complete stranger, and asked "excuse me ma'am, may I please grasp your breasts?""

My hypothesis: you'd be beaten, stabbed, shot, doused in copious amounts of pepper spray, and then charged with sexual assault. Not even necessarily by the person you addressed, either.
I guess NSFW.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5141 on: June 20, 2013, 05:31:48 am »

At least you'd be polite enough to ask to grab her breasts, instead of just flat out grabbing them. Hell, someone might even humor you for having such good manners.
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« Reply #5142 on: June 20, 2013, 05:32:21 am »

A Belgian TV-program did this.
Link:
http://2be.be/uit-de-mlf-doos-borsten-voelen

For those that don't understand dutch: It's a program of which the goal is to stop the "new man".
They're doing somewhat of a contest to touch the most breasts, to "get used to breasts, so we won't be influenced by them anymore".
Both of the men in the video are married...
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5143 on: June 20, 2013, 10:57:25 pm »

See, I would volunteer for that, but I already immunized myself.
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« Reply #5144 on: June 20, 2013, 11:19:25 pm »

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