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[SealyStar]

Gee, nice to see that this school is so welcoming to people who aren't able bodied.

The sarcasm was so thick that I could have formed it into a club and hit her with it.
Yes, she complains about things like this at least once a day.
She's not even really disabled. She has a slightly dicky knee and so uses a walking stick because it supposedly hurts if she doesn't. Except she doesn't even use it all the time.

Yay. More excuses to bash Tumblr SJWs. Great fun about ten pages back

[tahujdt]

Gee, nice to see that this school is so welcoming to people who aren't able bodied.

The sarcasm was so thick that I could have formed it into a club and hit her with it.
Yes, she complains about things like this at least once a day.
She's not even really disabled. She has a slightly dicky knee and so uses a walking stick because it supposedly hurts if she doesn't. Except she doesn't even use it all the time.

At my school, there's this girl who has a seriously messed-up knee, and she never complains. She needs a friend to carry stuff for her, since she needs both hands for crutches. And she never complains.

Also, my school is an extremely vertical one, with four floors. This girl on crutches goes up and down some very steep stairs all day.

Tell your friend about that.

Also, I'm going to buy a sword-cane with my birthday money! Yay!

[Sirus]

Gee, nice to see that this school is so welcoming to people who aren't able bodied.

The sarcasm was so thick that I could have formed it into a club and hit her with it.
Yes, she complains about things like this at least once a day.
She's not even really disabled. She has a slightly dicky knee and so uses a walking stick because it supposedly hurts if she doesn't. Except she doesn't even use it all the time.

At my school, there's this girl who has a seriously messed-up knee, and she never complains. She needs a friend to carry stuff for her, since she needs both hands for crutches. And she never complains.

Also, my school is an extremely vertical one, with four floors. This girl on crutches goes up and down some very steep stairs all day.

Tell your friend about that.

Also, I'm going to buy a sword-cane with my birthday money! Yay!

Where do you live? I think I heard that those were illegal in the States.

[tomio175]

Gee, nice to see that this school is so welcoming to people who aren't able bodied.

The sarcasm was so thick that I could have formed it into a club and hit her with it.
Yes, she complains about things like this at least once a day.
She's not even really disabled. She has a slightly dicky knee and so uses a walking stick because it supposedly hurts if she doesn't. Except she doesn't even use it all the time.

At my school, there's this girl who has a seriously messed-up knee, and she never complains. She needs a friend to carry stuff for her, since she needs both hands for crutches. And she never complains.

Also, my school is an extremely vertical one, with four floors. This girl on crutches goes up and down some very steep stairs all day.

Tell your friend about that.

Also, I'm going to buy a sword-cane with my birthday money! Yay!

Where do you live? I think I heard that those were illegal in the States.

The point of a sword-cane is that people don't KNOW about it. Who's going to find out?

[Sirus]

Gee, nice to see that this school is so welcoming to people who aren't able bodied.

The sarcasm was so thick that I could have formed it into a club and hit her with it.
Yes, she complains about things like this at least once a day.
She's not even really disabled. She has a slightly dicky knee and so uses a walking stick because it supposedly hurts if she doesn't. Except she doesn't even use it all the time.

At my school, there's this girl who has a seriously messed-up knee, and she never complains. She needs a friend to carry stuff for her, since she needs both hands for crutches. And she never complains.

Also, my school is an extremely vertical one, with four floors. This girl on crutches goes up and down some very steep stairs all day.

Tell your friend about that.

Also, I'm going to buy a sword-cane with my birthday money! Yay!

Where do you live? I think I heard that those were illegal in the States.

The point of a sword-cane is that people don't KNOW about it. Who's going to find out?

But if anyone finds out (metal detectors, maybe), it's a concealed weapon which is illegal without a special permit. The exact degree to which you can be punished varies.

[kaijyuu]

At my school, there's this girl who has a seriously messed-up knee, and she never complains. She needs a friend to carry stuff for her, since she needs both hands for crutches. And she never complains.

Also, my school is an extremely vertical one, with four floors. This girl on crutches goes up and down some very steep stairs all day.

Tell your friend about that.

That isn't a good thing.

I mean, it's great to not punch someone back after being punched in the face, but if you smile back, it'd better be a sarcastic one. Otherwise, I question your mental health.

If she's not complaining, complain for her.

[Loud Whispers]

The sarcasm was so thick that I could have formed it into a club and hit her with it.

Everyone join the sarcasm club! Everyone just loves the sarcasm club!

[Devling]

The sarcasm was so thick that I could have formed it into a club and hit her with it.

Everyone join the sarcasm club! Everyone just loves the sarcasm club!

Nobody in the sarcasm club is a pretentious dbag.
Nobody.

[GuesssWho]

I don't know, I think a school covered in sports pictures would annoy me too.

[Graknorke]

I don't know, I think a school covered in sports pictures would annoy me too.

Thing is that the whole school isn't covered in sports. Most of the school's boasting is about academic achievements of pupils, Ofsted ratings etc.
It was a single, short, corridor that the sports teams/physical education department got to put on certificates and pictures of sports things that the school has done well in.

[miauw62]

Sports pictures in a corridor to the sport room makes sense to me.

[SealyStar]

I don't know, I think a school covered in sports pictures would annoy me too.

Thing is that the whole school isn't covered in sports. Most of the school's boasting is about academic achievements of pupils, Ofsted ratings etc.
It was a single, short, corridor that the sports teams/physical education department got to put on certificates and pictures of sports things that the school has done well in.

That's way better than my school. Whole hallway of sports crap, and one little case tucked off to the side for... more intellectual competitions. And one poorly-kept bulletin board for the students' academic achievements.

[Reelya]

The sarcasm was so thick that I could have formed it into a club and hit her with it.

Everyone join the sarcasm club! Everyone just loves the sarcasm club!

First rule of sarcasm club: Why don't you just talk to frikking everyone about sarcasm club?
Second rule of sarcasm club: Yeah, like totally keep talking about it all the time.

[tahujdt]

I don't know, I think a school covered in sports pictures would annoy me too.

Thing is that the whole school isn't covered in sports. Most of the school's boasting is about academic achievements of pupils, Ofsted ratings etc.
It was a single, short, corridor that the sports teams/physical education department got to put on certificates and pictures of sports things that the school has done well in.

That's way better than my school. Whole hallway of sports crap, and one little case tucked off to the side for... more intellectual competitions. And one poorly-kept bulletin board for the students' academic achievements.

It is possible that we go to the same school. Is said bulletin board on the right-hand side of the right-hand corridor on the first floor?

[Eotyrannus]

Me, after pretending to headbutt the library door: *opens doorhandle so I can headbutt the door properly*
*headbutts door*
*to the librarian* "...Why did I just headbutt the door?"

Also the girl who sits next to me in top-set english.

Girl: "Are you a virgin?"
Me: "I'm thirteen. What do you think?"
Girl: "I'm fourteen. So?"

Girl: "You should never give people a blowjob. It's disgusting."

And so on.

I can infer that some people were extremely stupid in bottom-set english because one of my friends told me:

(paraphrased)
Friend: "Are sharks fish or mammals?"
Me: "They're fish. They have gills."
Friend: "Thanks! In english, people were debating whether sharks were fish or mammals, so I decided I'd ask you so that I could tell the others."

I'd say it wasn't my friend's fault for getting confused, because someone else had to have thought up the stupid and asked, thus giving an option for them not to be fish.