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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4935 on: May 06, 2013, 12:43:44 am »

What some dumbass cop says doesn't matter. The whole profession is a magnet for authoritarians and psychopaths.
I find this highly questionable.
I have to say that I agree. I mean, in the court of law, the cop's word is much stronger evidence than yours. It's not supposed to be, but the courts are highly biased.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4936 on: May 06, 2013, 12:51:51 am »

What some dumbass cop says doesn't matter. The whole profession is a magnet for authoritarians and psychopaths.
I find this highly questionable.
I have to say that I agree. I mean, in the court of law, the cop's word is much stronger evidence than yours. It's not supposed to be, but the courts are highly biased.

The police speak for the law yes? If it's the law it's got to be right otherwise it wouldn't be the law, so if you question it your against the law. Yay, circular reasoning. ::)
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« Reply #4937 on: May 06, 2013, 09:19:19 am »

(In class, when we hear a sonic boom from a plane)
Guy in my class, without missing a beat: "Man, the pigeons are really loud today."
I still can't fucking tell if he was serious or not, because of the following incident during english class:
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The guy, without hesitation or courtesy: "And your breasts look good too."
I really don't know what is even going on in his head...
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4938 on: May 06, 2013, 10:15:27 am »

That sounds like exactly the kinds of things I would say, actually.

... Well, maybe not the breasts remark. But still!
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« Reply #4939 on: May 06, 2013, 11:10:21 am »

Yeah, the pigeons sounds like a comment I would make.

Not the part about breasts, though for different reasons than Descan :P
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4940 on: May 06, 2013, 12:03:03 pm »

They both sound like things I would say.
Not with serious intent though. I just tend to say dumb shit that is generally amusing in its ludicrousness.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4941 on: May 06, 2013, 12:23:27 pm »

(In class, when we hear a sonic boom from a plane)
Guy in my class, without missing a beat: "Man, the pigeons are really loud today."
I still can't fucking tell if he was serious or not, because of the following incident during english class:
Girl (with a well-developed bossom): "Good speaking exercise, [name].
The guy, without hesitation or courtesy: "And your breasts look good too."
I really don't know what is even going on in his head...
That sounds like the thing most guys in my class would say. Altough not out loud like that, but there is a lot of breast-discussion going on during the breaks. Not that I partake in that (most of the time :P)
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4942 on: May 06, 2013, 12:26:09 pm »

Hey, breasts are great. I do feel it inappropriate to discuss people's without their permission, though.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4943 on: May 06, 2013, 12:46:04 pm »

Though if you get a high-five afterwards, all is forgiven. So Sayeth the Code of the Frat.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4944 on: May 06, 2013, 12:46:23 pm »

Hey, breasts are great. I do feel it inappropriate to discuss people's without their permission, though.
Hey, is it all right if me and my friends go over there and talk about your amazing rack? Thanks.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4945 on: May 06, 2013, 12:50:48 pm »

As far as amazingly stupid things, I think the recent Boston Bombing truther thread probably counts.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4946 on: May 06, 2013, 01:15:39 pm »

As far as amazingly stupid things, I think the recent Boston Bombing truther thread probably counts.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4947 on: May 06, 2013, 01:17:26 pm »

As far as amazingly stupid things, I think the recent Boston Bombing truther thread probably counts.
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« Reply #4948 on: May 06, 2013, 01:18:50 pm »

As far as amazingly stupid things, I think the recent Boston Bombing truther thread probably counts.
Oh my, yes.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4949 on: May 06, 2013, 01:45:19 pm »

Is it part of the spooky truth?
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