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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4740 on: April 29, 2013, 10:35:49 pm »

Politics thread is thataway, fellas.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4741 on: April 29, 2013, 10:36:29 pm »

Yes, but we're till saying stupid stuff, myself included.
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« Reply #4742 on: April 29, 2013, 10:38:31 pm »

This is the Stupid Things You've Heard Today thread, not the Stupid Things You've Said Today thread. Again, go to one of the politics threads (or make your own!) if you wanna do that.
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« Reply #4743 on: April 29, 2013, 10:39:24 pm »

You're hearing it, right?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4744 on: April 29, 2013, 10:41:41 pm »

Hi there Tahujdt, how are you feeling today?
You seem a little tense. Perhaps getting something to drink then coming back might help? Or you could go for a jog, they always make me feel great.

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« Reply #4745 on: April 29, 2013, 10:42:31 pm »

Reading it, actually. Off with ye.
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« Reply #4746 on: April 29, 2013, 10:43:30 pm »

Hi there Tahujdt, how are you feeling today?
You seem a little tense. Perhaps getting something to drink then coming back might help? Or you could go for a jog, they always make me feel great.
Tense? That was intended to be sarcastic. Also, where I live, it is 10:43 PM, or 22:43 for those of you on the 24 hour system.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4747 on: April 29, 2013, 10:45:42 pm »

Hi there Tahujdt, how are you feeling today?
You seem a little tense. Perhaps getting something to drink then coming back might help? Or you could go for a jog, they always make me feel great.
Tense? That was intended to be sarcastic. Also, where I live, it is 10:43 PM, or 22:43 for those of you on the 24 hour system.
So?
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« Reply #4748 on: April 29, 2013, 10:46:19 pm »

Hi there Tahujdt, how are you feeling today?
You seem a little tense. Perhaps getting something to drink then coming back might help? Or you could go for a jog, they always make me feel great.
Tense? That was intended to be sarcastic. Also, where I live, it is 10:43 PM, or 22:43 for those of you on the 24 hour system.
So?
I can't really go jogging, I'm in bed supposedly asleep.
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« Reply #4749 on: April 29, 2013, 10:48:24 pm »

Hi there Tahujdt, how are you feeling today?
You seem a little tense. Perhaps getting something to drink then coming back might help? Or you could go for a jog, they always make me feel great.
Tense? That was intended to be sarcastic. Also, where I live, it is 10:43 PM, or 22:43 for those of you on the 24 hour system.
So?
I can't really go jogging, I'm in bed supposedly asleep.
Night jogging is the best kind of jogging.
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« Reply #4750 on: April 29, 2013, 10:50:39 pm »

Hi there Tahujdt, how are you feeling today?
You seem a little tense. Perhaps getting something to drink then coming back might help? Or you could go for a jog, they always make me feel great.
Tense? That was intended to be sarcastic. Also, where I live, it is 10:43 PM, or 22:43 for those of you on the 24 hour system.
So?
I can't really go jogging, I'm in bed supposedly asleep.
Night jogging is the best kind of jogging.
Not on my street. Not because its bad, but because of the extreme hilliness and lack of sidewalks. Very dangerous.
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« Reply #4751 on: April 29, 2013, 10:51:56 pm »

I've gone jogging at midnight before. It actually helped me get over my anxiety concerning darkness.
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« Reply #4752 on: April 29, 2013, 10:52:59 pm »

I've gone jogging at midnight before. It actually helped me get over my anxiety concerning darkness.
Did you miss the "dangerous" part? Even with lights, a car couldn't see me until it was too late.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4753 on: April 29, 2013, 10:53:36 pm »

I wasn't telling you to do anything.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4754 on: April 29, 2013, 11:01:04 pm »

Did you miss the "dangerous" part? Even with lights, a car couldn't see me until it was too late.
so apparently pedestrians in some countries have to give right of way to cars first in these kind of situations. You should learn to watch for the lights of cars when jogging at night next time.
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