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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1033561 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4350 on: April 04, 2013, 11:08:33 pm »

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4351 on: April 05, 2013, 04:21:23 am »

Black holes: They're basically just a really fucking heavy rock in space. So heavy that their gravity bends light. They're not actually holes, nor are they black.

So black holes are kinda like Mr. T?

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4352 on: April 05, 2013, 06:48:56 am »

They're actually not heavy, either (on a stellar scale). They're actually less heavy than the star that they came from. They're just really, really, really dense.
Don't you mean mass? Because in terms of weight they kinda hold the crown.

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« Reply #4353 on: April 05, 2013, 08:56:28 am »

They're actually not heavy, either (on a stellar scale). They're actually less heavy than the star that they came from. They're just really, really, really dense.
Don't you mean mass? Because in terms of weight they kinda hold the crown.
Also the really massive ones don't even have to be all that dense.
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« Reply #4354 on: April 05, 2013, 09:09:42 am »

They're actually not heavy, either (on a stellar scale). They're actually less heavy than the star that they came from. They're just really, really, really dense.
Don't you mean mass? Because in terms of weight they kinda hold the crown.
Also the really massive ones don't even have to be all that dense.
Yeah, that's not true, though. They're (probably almost kinda, well theoretically at least) infinitely dense, as all mass is concentrated in a single point. The "black orb" is merely the event horizon, a region of space where even light cannot escape from (hence it's black). It's also not a "a heavy rock".
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« Reply #4355 on: April 05, 2013, 09:13:16 am »

They're actually not heavy, either (on a stellar scale). They're actually less heavy than the star that they came from. They're just really, really, really dense.
Don't you mean mass? Because in terms of weight they kinda hold the crown.
Also the really massive ones don't even have to be all that dense.
Yeah, that's not true, though. They're (probably almost kinda, well theoretically at least) infinitely dense, as all mass is concentrated in a single point. The "black orb" is merely the event horizon, a region of space where even light cannot escape from (hence it's black). It's also not a "a heavy rock".
I said have to be, not are.
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« Reply #4356 on: April 05, 2013, 10:09:12 am »

Hawking radiation (which is light) escapes from black holes (though only through quantum shenanigans).
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4357 on: April 05, 2013, 10:12:14 am »

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« Reply #4358 on: April 05, 2013, 10:30:27 am »

Hawking radiation (which is light) escapes from black holes (though only through quantum shenanigans).

Hawking rad isn't light, it's particles.
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« Reply #4359 on: April 05, 2013, 10:36:05 am »

Hawking radiation (which is light) escapes from black holes (though only through quantum shenanigans).

Hawking rad isn't light, it's particles.

:/ You're both correct. They're photon / anti-photon pairs. So it's light and particles at the same time. Specifically, Hawking Radiation is a type of Black-body radiation.
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« Reply #4360 on: April 05, 2013, 12:49:22 pm »

Hawking radiation (which is light) escapes from black holes (though only through quantum shenanigans).

Hawking rad isn't light, it's particles.

:/ You're both correct. They're photon / anti-photon pairs. So it's light and particles at the same time. Specifically, Hawking Radiation is a type of Black-body radiation.

Aren't all particles also light? de Broglie's equation says that any object with mass and velocity has a wavelength, though it's really small for heavy objects. Mind you, I only took AP Physics B. X3 No Quantum Physics 101.
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« Reply #4361 on: April 05, 2013, 01:25:11 pm »

Overheard a guy talking about how he broke up with his bisexual girlfriend because she was checking out other girls, oftentimes girls he himself was checking out. Said he would have preferred her to check out other guys, because he believed he was more attractive than any other guy she would have looked at.
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« Reply #4362 on: April 05, 2013, 01:29:34 pm »

Overheard a guy talking about how he broke up with his bisexual girlfriend because she was checking out other girls, oftentimes girls he himself was checking out. Said he would have preferred her to check out other guys, because he believed he was more attractive than any other guy she would have looked at.
Sounds like he was more angry that she was emasculating him than anything to do with jealousy.

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« Reply #4363 on: April 05, 2013, 01:30:32 pm »

Overheard a guy talking about how he broke up with his bisexual girlfriend because she was checking out other girls, oftentimes girls he himself was checking out. Said he would have preferred her to check out other guys, because he believed he was more attractive than any other guy she would have looked at.
Dude. Duuuuude. Talked about missed opportunities.

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« Reply #4364 on: April 05, 2013, 01:37:40 pm »

Hawking radiation (which is light) escapes from black holes (though only through quantum shenanigans).

Hawking rad isn't light, it's particles.

:/ You're both correct. They're photon / anti-photon pairs. So it's light and particles at the same time. Specifically, Hawking Radiation is a type of Black-body radiation.

Aren't all particles also light? de Broglie's equation says that any object with mass and velocity has a wavelength, though it's really small for heavy objects. Mind you, I only took AP Physics B. X3 No Quantum Physics 101.

Technically, everything is in potentia as a waveform (which represents a kind of probability distribution) until you observe it, making the waveform collapse, giving whatever it is you are observing a particle like form depending on what bit of the probability distribution the wave collapsed into.

Buckyballs have been shown to have wave behavoiur, but anything larger than the Planck mass would have a wavelength shorter than the Planck length and its Schwarzchild radius, upon which point shenangians would occur.
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