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[tomio175]

I didn't know that there is a demon named Bulbasaur.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Bulbasaur Pokéball wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[Putnam]

don't we have medicine to give common sense yet?

FTFY

common sense doesn't exist

stupidity sure as hell does

[MaximumZero]

This just in: Both Jefferson Airplane and Queen are time traveling entities, who specifically came into this era to steal a generic song name from a generic "singer".

[Hanslanda]

This just in: Both Jefferson Airplane and Queen are time traveling entities, who specifically came into this era to steal a generic song name from a generic "singer".

Those BASTARDS! Let's get all the Beliebers together and... Well, actually, once we've got them all together, send them to colonize another planet. This way we get rid of them, have awesome-music-making-time-travel-entities, and possibly another planet inhabited by (debatably) humans. I was thinking Mercury.

[Sirus]

Let's send them to Venus. Don't forget, ice has been found on Mercury, while Venus so far doesn't seem to have any.

[Hanslanda]

We want to give them a fair chance, now. Venus has a poisonous atmosphere that is both murky and mysterious, as well as the lack of ice. Mercury only has daily temperatures of something like 500f IIRC. That's perfectly fair if they dig under ground and turn into some sort of horrific Biebergoblins.

[Reelya]

All i know is that Justin Bieber lyrics are unbelieberble! My vote is to send them to the nearest star with a 50/50 chance of an Earth-like planet. We really shouldn't leave them anywhere within radio distance.

Spoiler: bieber lyrics (click to show/hide)

Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye
Me, plus you. (I'ma tell you one time)
Me, plus you
(One time, I'ma tell you one time)
Me, plus you
(One time, I'ma tell you one time)
(One time) one time, (One time) one time


And I'm like
Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

[Slayerhero90]

We want to give them a fair chance, now. Venus has a poisonous atmosphere that is both murky and mysterious, as well as the lack of ice. Mercury only has daily temperatures of something like 500f IIRC. That's perfectly fair if they dig under ground and turn into some sort of horrific Biebergoblins.

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALIENS WITH A RELIGION REVOLVING AROUND HIM.

[Hanslanda]

We want to give them a fair chance, now. Venus has a poisonous atmosphere that is both murky and mysterious, as well as the lack of ice. Mercury only has daily temperatures of something like 500f IIRC. That's perfectly fair if they dig under ground and turn into some sort of horrific Biebergoblins.

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALIENS WITH A RELIGION REVOLVING AROUND HIM.

Slayer, don't you get it? We KEEP Bieber. We preserve his corpse. Then, when they come to invade us after their centuries long exile, we threaten to destroy the corpse of their god.

[Zephyr]

We want to give them a fair chance, now. Venus has a poisonous atmosphere that is both murky and mysterious, as well as the lack of ice. Mercury only has daily temperatures of something like 500f IIRC. That's perfectly fair if they dig under ground and turn into some sort of horrific Biebergoblins.

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALIENS WITH A RELIGION REVOLVING AROUND HIM.

Slayer, don't you get it? We KEEP Bieber. We preserve his corpse. Then, when they come to invade us after their centuries long exile, we threaten to destroy the corpse of their god.

Or we could just make them hear his music. No thinking creature can remain sane after hearing that eldritch garbage! Just look at his fanbase!

[PanH]

Or we could just make them hear his music. No thinking creature can remain sane after hearing that eldritch garbage! Just look at his fanbase!

Exactly ! They're not sane. Bieber music or threats wont have any effect.

[Loud Whispers]

This just in: Both Jefferson Airplane and Queen are time traveling entities, who specifically came into this era to steal a generic song name from a generic "singer".

Those BASTARDS! Let's get all the Beliebers together and... Well, actually, once we've got them all together, send them to colonize another planet. This way we get rid of them, have awesome-music-making-time-travel-entities, and possibly another planet inhabited by (debatably) humans. I was thinking Mercury.

By accusing them you legitimize them. The moment any operation targeting people who listen to Justin Bieber is enacted - they become an organisation with a particular set of skills. A Canadian set of skills.

[MonkeyHead]

This just in: Both Jefferson Airplane and Queen are time traveling entities, who specifically came into this era to steal a generic song name from a generic "singer".

Those BASTARDS! Let's get all the Beliebers together and... Well, actually, once we've got them all together, send them to colonize another planet. This way we get rid of them, have awesome-music-making-time-travel-entities, and possibly another planet inhabited by (debatably) humans. I was thinking Mercury.

By accusing them you legitimize them. The moment any operation targeting people who listen to Justin Bieber is enacted - they become an organisation with a particular set of skills. A Canadian set of skills.

Like making Kraft dinner?

[Owlbread]

And managing to laugh very, very loudly when they're self conscious.

[Xantalos]

Politeness contest.