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[PanH]

I suppose the point that there isnt even a 50/50 split in most species is lost on them? Or that many species dont even have male/female genders.

And the snails ? What does he do of the snails ?

[Helgoland]

And the all-female lizard species that has to engage in hot lizard-on-lizard action to autofertilize.

[Loud Whispers]

And the all-female lizard species that has to engage in hot lizard-on-lizard action to autofertilize.

"Every individual in this whip-tailed lizard population is female - genetically the same female. Every time they lay eggs, a clutch of new female clones is born. The lizards live in the deserts of Arizona and New Mexico, and must be perfectly adapted to their surroundings. As a result, they don’t want their good genes diluted by the involvement of males. The females have opted to hang on to their favourable genes and have driven the males to extinction.."

Lesbian lizard clone sex for purpose of procreation in the middle of a desert.

Mother nature has been using the internet again hasn't she? :|

[Sirus]

And the all-female lizard species that has to engage in hot lizard-on-lizard action to autofertilize.

"Every individual in this whip-tailed lizard population is female - genetically the same female. Every time they lay eggs, a clutch of new female clones is born. The lizards live in the deserts of Arizona and New Mexico, and must be perfectly adapted to their surroundings. As a result, they don’t want their good genes diluted by the involvement of males. The females have opted to hang on to their favourable genes and have driven the males to extinction.."

Lesbian lizard clone sex for purpose of procreation in the middle of a desert.

Mother nature has been using the internet again hasn't she? :|

Relevant.

[Muz]

"Our economy is went by 10%! Only stupid people would vote for the opposition!"

Which pisses me off instantly because
- Economy goes up because we've got the world's highest quality oil reserves
- Economy would still go up if people did absolutely nothing (which is what the opposition will do)
- National debt and expenditure increased to 'dangerous' levels (but we'll just improve our economy fast enough to pay them off)
- Prices for food fucking doubled over 10 years
- Income for the average worker did not go up by 10%
- Unemployment went up, scholarships went down because "we've got too many unemployed educated people, so why make more?"

I don't even know if the 10% claim is true, but there's so much information left out and so many condescending remarks by the incumbent coalition that it's annoying.

[justinlee999]

"Our economy is went by 10%! Only stupid people would vote for the opposition!"

Which pisses me off instantly because
- Economy goes up because we've got the world's highest quality oil reserves
- Economy would still go up if people did absolutely nothing (which is what the opposition will do)
- National debt and expenditure increased to 'dangerous' levels (but we'll just improve our economy fast enough to pay them off)
- Prices for food fucking doubled over 10 years
- Income for the average worker did not go up by 10%
- Unemployment went up, scholarships went down because "we've got too many unemployed educated people, so why make more?"

I don't even know if the 10% claim is true, but there's so much information left out and so many condescending remarks by the incumbent coalition that it's annoying.

Heh, supporting who, the DAP or PKR? (Don't talk about PAS).

[Helgoland]

And the all-female lizard species that has to engage in hot lizard-on-lizard action to autofertilize.

"Every individual in this whip-tailed lizard population is female - genetically the same female. Every time they lay eggs, a clutch of new female clones is born. The lizards live in the deserts of Arizona and New Mexico, and must be perfectly adapted to their surroundings. As a result, they don’t want their good genes diluted by the involvement of males. The females have opted to hang on to their favourable genes and have driven the males to extinction.."

Lesbian lizard clone sex for purpose of procreation in the middle of a desert.

Mother nature has been using the internet again hasn't she? :|

Relevant.

Poe's law: This is satire, right?

[Sirus]

And the all-female lizard species that has to engage in hot lizard-on-lizard action to autofertilize.

"Every individual in this whip-tailed lizard population is female - genetically the same female. Every time they lay eggs, a clutch of new female clones is born. The lizards live in the deserts of Arizona and New Mexico, and must be perfectly adapted to their surroundings. As a result, they don’t want their good genes diluted by the involvement of males. The females have opted to hang on to their favourable genes and have driven the males to extinction.."

Lesbian lizard clone sex for purpose of procreation in the middle of a desert.

Mother nature has been using the internet again hasn't she? :|

Relevant.

Poe's law: This is satire, right?

Pretty sure it is. Probably spoofing the WBC

[RedKing]

And the all-female lizard species that has to engage in hot lizard-on-lizard action to autofertilize.

"Every individual in this whip-tailed lizard population is female - genetically the same female. Every time they lay eggs, a clutch of new female clones is born. The lizards live in the deserts of Arizona and New Mexico, and must be perfectly adapted to their surroundings. As a result, they don’t want their good genes diluted by the involvement of males. The females have opted to hang on to their favourable genes and have driven the males to extinction.."

Lesbian lizard clone sex for purpose of procreation in the middle of a desert.

Mother nature has been using the internet again hasn't she? :|

Relevant.

I think it's fair to call that a herp derp. 

[Facekillz058]

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[Xantalos]

And the all-female lizard species that has to engage in hot lizard-on-lizard action to autofertilize.

"Every individual in this whip-tailed lizard population is female - genetically the same female. Every time they lay eggs, a clutch of new female clones is born. The lizards live in the deserts of Arizona and New Mexico, and must be perfectly adapted to their surroundings. As a result, they don’t want their good genes diluted by the involvement of males. The females have opted to hang on to their favourable genes and have driven the males to extinction.."

Lesbian lizard clone sex for purpose of procreation in the middle of a desert.

Mother nature has been using the internet again hasn't she? :|

Relevant.

I think it's fair to call that a herp derp. 

*slpas with a fish*

*more specifically, bluefin tuna*

You have to dominate the swordfish. Only then can you sautee' it.

[Loud Whispers]

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COPYRIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Facekillz058]

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COPYRIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh, was that your thing?
Sorry, thought I was being original.

[Loud Whispers]

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COPYRIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh, was that your thing?
Sorry, thought I was being original.

"This video contains content from Channel 5 and WMG, one or more of whom have blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

Because fuck you."

[Facekillz058]

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COPYRIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh, was that your thing?
Sorry, thought I was being original.

Oh, it wouldn't let you watch it?
"This video contains content from Channel 5 and WMG, one or more of whom have blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

Because fuck you."