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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1045927 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2670 on: November 02, 2012, 10:07:22 am »

I'm now imagining a world where various sciences are kept from advancing past a certain point by time-travelling assassins.

I really like this setting.
One problem.

You cannot defeat Isaac Newton without first mastering basic maths and physics.

By the time you can defeat him, travel back in time and kill him - thus trapping you in that era,

You become him.
This may have already happened. More than once. Didn't Vector have kind of a Newton fetish?

This is now my view of history because it is much more interesting than the alternative
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2671 on: November 02, 2012, 10:08:08 am »

Wait... Who was the original Newton?

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« Reply #2672 on: November 02, 2012, 10:08:33 am »

Wait... Who was the original Newton?
Newton
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« Reply #2673 on: November 02, 2012, 10:09:34 am »

Wait... Who was the original Newton?
Newton
Of course you would say that, you follow a Newtonian timeline! Not like a Vectorian.

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« Reply #2674 on: November 02, 2012, 11:09:10 am »

This may have already happened. More than once. Didn't Vector have kind of a Newton fetish?

I thought that was a Genghis Khan fetish? Or maybe she had more than one fetish.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2675 on: November 02, 2012, 11:30:47 am »

This may have already happened. More than once. Didn't Vector have kind of a Newton fetish?

I thought that was a Genghis Khan fetish? Or maybe she had more than one fetish.
Nah, that was LW(?)

I think. And it was Genghis Sans.
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« Reply #2676 on: November 02, 2012, 11:37:04 am »

And it was Genghis Sans.
The Coming of the Sans? No, wait...

ATTACK OF THE HANS
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« Reply #2677 on: November 02, 2012, 12:06:05 pm »

And it was Genghis Sans.
The Coming of the Sans? No, wait...

ATTACK OF THE HANS


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« Reply #2678 on: November 02, 2012, 12:16:36 pm »

This may have already happened. More than once. Didn't Vector have kind of a Newton fetish?

I thought that was a Genghis Khan fetish? Or maybe she had more than one fetish.
Nah, that was LW(?)

I think. And it was Genghis Sans.
Nope. That was Vector.

It was less a fetish for Ghengis Khan and more a really sexy statue of him in a meuseum somewhere.

I heard it turned NPH even more gay than usual. Gay for Ghengis.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2679 on: November 02, 2012, 12:36:15 pm »

Oh god the Genghis Sans thread was terrifying :D

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« Reply #2680 on: November 02, 2012, 12:39:55 pm »

Oh god the Genghis Sans thread was terrifying :D


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Genghis Sans huh?
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« Reply #2681 on: November 02, 2012, 01:02:46 pm »

Oh god the Genghis Sans thread was terrifying :D


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Genghis Sans huh?
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« Reply #2682 on: November 02, 2012, 01:49:18 pm »

I quite like Comic Sans.
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« Reply #2683 on: November 02, 2012, 01:55:59 pm »

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« Reply #2684 on: November 02, 2012, 01:57:50 pm »

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