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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1045662 times)

misko27

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2610 on: October 30, 2012, 10:18:37 pm »

I remember those assholes. They were very self-reightous.
Now I know why Xantalos wants to destroy everything so much. Xan was abused by Arch-angels as a child.
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« Reply #2611 on: October 30, 2012, 10:19:28 pm »

I remember those assholes. They were very self-reightous.
Now I know why Xantalos wants to destroy everything so much. Xan was abused by Arch-angels as a child.

Xantalos, do you need help? We are here for you.

I am at least.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2612 on: October 30, 2012, 10:20:31 pm »

We're all here for you Xan :(
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« Reply #2613 on: October 30, 2012, 10:26:39 pm »

I'll help you destroy everything. A little bit of omnicide can't go amiss.
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« Reply #2614 on: October 30, 2012, 10:39:31 pm »

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2615 on: October 30, 2012, 10:41:13 pm »

The problem with destroying everything is that I'm part of everything, and I'd very much like not to be destroyed.

Could you settle for destroying...I dunno, half of everything?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2616 on: October 30, 2012, 11:59:03 pm »

As gratifying as your sympathy is, I'm actually just rather orked at them for being so ... arrogant. Even when I devoured their god, they just kept on chanting those psalms.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2617 on: October 31, 2012, 06:36:21 am »

Random thought: What if God appeared, created a giant highlighter and wrote "I don't actually exist" in big glowing letters on the moon?
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« Reply #2618 on: October 31, 2012, 06:42:40 am »

Random thought: What if God appeared, created a giant highlighter and wrote "I don't actually exist" in big glowing letters on the moon?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2619 on: October 31, 2012, 08:15:01 am »

The thing about any gods actually appearing in the first place is that there would be people who would want to study them. Find out how they work.

Use the divine power ‼science gave them for death and destruction the betterment of mankind.

It would be possible, since as everyone knows

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Evolution is a variationist theory.
I don't really see what evolution has to do with variations in usage between different speakers of a given language.
Sorry, I've only been reading The Origin of Species in Finnish, I don't know the correct word for "muunnos".
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2620 on: October 31, 2012, 09:51:23 am »

Random thought: What if God appeared, created a giant highlighter and wrote "I don't actually exist" in big glowing letters on the moon?
People would wonder why God is trying to tell them the moon doesn't exist.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2621 on: October 31, 2012, 10:01:32 am »

Evolution is a variationist theory.
I don't really see what evolution has to do with variations in usage between different speakers of a given language.
Sorry, I've only been reading The Origin of Species in Finnish, I don't know the correct word for "muunnos".
Hm. After a bit more time looking into it, did you mean 'variationalist'? I think yes, from the context. Still doesn't really give me much about what point you're trying to make, sort of like saying that the Laws of Thermodynamics are laws of physics.



Anyhow, on topic, had to listen to an echo-chamber full of fundies and less crazy true-believers talk about how the existence of an all-knowing, all-powerful god-creator wouldn't preclude free will because we wouldn't know that we didn't have free will.  ::)
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2622 on: October 31, 2012, 10:02:23 am »

Random thought: What if God appeared, created a giant highlighter and wrote "I don't actually exist" in big glowing letters on the moon?
People would wonder why God is trying to tell them the moon doesn't exist.
Probably because, The moon landing was faked! Everyone knows the moon is simply a hologram!
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« Reply #2623 on: October 31, 2012, 10:05:20 am »

Random thought: What if God appeared, created a giant highlighter and wrote "I don't actually exist" in big glowing letters on the moon?
People would wonder why God is trying to tell them the moon doesn't exist.
Probably because, The moon landing was faked! Everyone knows the moon is simply a hologram!
That's why we can only ever see one side of it.

And every once in a while someone passes a ball in front of the projector.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2624 on: October 31, 2012, 10:07:19 am »

And by extension... what is the sun?
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