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[ed boy]

What are we counting as a hitler-kill? Presumeably we're counting direct trauma that causes brain function to cease. What about hitler stabbing someone who then bleeds out? What about stabbing someone who then dies from an infected stab-wound?

[The Darkling Wolf]

I think we need them to die before we shift them away, so going for facestabs is the best idea.

[USEC_OFFICER]

What are we counting as a hitler-kill? Presumeably we're counting direct trauma that causes brain function to cease. What about hitler stabbing someone who then bleeds out? What about stabbing someone who then dies from an infected stab-wound?

Bleeding to death is an acceptable hitler-kill, since it's a direct result of Hitler's actions. A death from infection doesn't count, since Hitler didn't kill the person directly, the microorganisms did. Sure, Hitler caused the wound, but it's not in the spirit of things.

[Sheb]

It's still inefficient. You should put people on moving hook, and Hitler would just slit their throat as they go by, like a huge chicken slaughterhouse.

[da_nang]

Then we can go for wrist-slitting and neckstabbing. Less force needed and less dulling of the blade.

[Shinotsa]

It's still inefficient. You should put people on moving hook, and Hitler would just slit their throat as they go by, like a huge chicken slaughterhouse.

Can we remove and preserve a part of him, and have that do the killing? As long as we're going for the slaughterhouse method, could we not just have his severed hand holding a blade that people pass by? This would remove the sleep requirement and vastly simplify calculations if the end-point of the conveyor line were also the disposal area.

[USEC_OFFICER]

It's still inefficient. You should put people on moving hook, and Hitler would just slit their throat as they go by, like a huge chicken slaughterhouse.

Can we remove and preserve a part of him, and have that do the killing? As long as we're going for the slaughterhouse method, could we not just have his severed hand holding a blade that people pass by? This would remove the sleep requirement and vastly simplify calculations if the end-point of the conveyor line were also the disposal area.

I feel like that's cheating. Plus you'll never get his severed hand to slit throats that effectively without a wire cage or something, which really means that its the wire cage doing the killing, not Hitler.

[miauw62]

It's still inefficient. You should put people on moving hook, and Hitler would just slit their throat as they go by, like a huge chicken slaughterhouse.

Can we remove and preserve a part of him, and have that do the killing? As long as we're going for the slaughterhouse method, could we not just have his severed hand holding a blade that people pass by? This would remove the sleep requirement and vastly simplify calculations if the end-point of the conveyor line were also the disposal area.

I feel like that's cheating. Plus you'll never get his severed hand to slit throats that effectively without a wire cage or something, which really means that its the wire cage doing the killing, not Hitler.

Agreed. We need a full Hitler.

[The Darkling Wolf]

What if we tried more?

[Shinotsa]

Woah woah woah, we need to set some rules here. Do clones count?

[MonkeyHead]

I think RoboHitler kills should come with a style bonus.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Woah woah woah, we need to set some rules here. Do clones count?

Since the Nazis didn't have cloning technology and we're concerned with the period between 1939-1945 or thereabouts, clones do not count.

[Sirus]

Are you guys still going on about this? 

[Mongol13524]

And they show no sign of stopping or making a thread for their derail.

[Darvi]

They never really derailed, they just... changed course?