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[OREOSOME]

In a stupid-yet-hilarious event, my classmates in socialstudies were told to write down  stuff we were going to learn in our chapter about the 13 colonies. one of the things a classmate wrote? "concept of YOLO" Luckily he was joking about it.

[Oliolli]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Oliolli think he is superior!

The beauty of humanity is that if so much as an outside looking entity tries to even imply it is superior to humanity, humanity will devote all of its resources into destroying it. Enjoy your time while it lasts mantises.

Oioioioioioioioioioioioioioioio

"So you're superior to us? Let's see a radioactive crater tell us it's superior to us!"

[Darvi]

Cue radioactive ball of dirt.

Just as lolololololo'd.

[darkrider2]

Where's Kamin when you need him?

[Darvi]

Probably drunk.

[Graknorke]

Homosexuality is wrong. Its a perversion from the natural order caused by rejection of God. Its as contrary to nature as wanting to eat sand.

Specifically.

Its a perversion from the natural order

Really? This is Wikipedia's list of animals that have been observed participating in same-sex sexual stimulation. Are they all perversions of nature too? Herp.

On a slightly happier note, someone with Kamina as their avatar then proceeded to massively out-Bible them.

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http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/did-i-fucking-stutter.jpg

[Loud Whispers]

On a more hilarious note, wedding is a perversion of the natural order!

Testosterone levels in male partners once the youngest child in their couple reaches the age of 3 reaches normal peaks, and the majority of divorces happen when the youngest child is 4 years old - when one parent is capable of raising the child alone.
Basically, man meets woman, have baby -> raise baby -> have more baby
And then you get loads of optional auxiliary partners in between.

[MaximumZero]

On a more hilarious note, wedding is a perversion of the natural order!

Testosterone levels in male partners once the youngest child in their couple reaches the age of 3 reaches normal peaks, and the majority of divorces happen when the youngest child is 4 years old - when one parent is capable of raising the child alone.
Basically, man meets woman, have baby -> raise baby -> have more baby
And then you get loads of optional auxiliary partners in between.

Agreed. And you need loads and loads of auxiliary partners. If you don't want your share, I'll take them.

[FearfulJesuit]

A couple of my friends basically said that identifying as a pizza is as valid an identity as any other.

(hint: no, it isn't)

[Askot Bokbondeler]

that's extremely prejudiced of you

[kaijyuu]

What do you have against pizzas?

Identity is a wacky thing and I'd be hesitant to call any identity "invalid." Someone could identify as a pizza, but they'd probably be nuts besides.

[Loud Whispers]

What do you have against pizzas?

Identity is a wacky thing and I'd be hesitant to call any identity "invalid." Someone could identify as a pizza, but they'd probably be nuts besides.

Or pineapple.

[penguinofhonor]

this is far more on-topic than I want it to be

[GoombaGeek]

As a pizza, I am sickened by this discussion.

Only recently did I come out to my parents as wanting to contain black olives. They acted accepting, but I know they hate black olives.

[SealyStar]

Call it sad, call it funny/But it's better than even money...

Wow... I sure hope those are troll posts. This reaffirms my belief: anyone who feels out of place in their body is either a). the 1% who actually have a problem or b). the 99% that just claim that to complain.

"A toddler and a flying dog cannot do work intended for an adult human". No, they can't... and that's why you're an adult human, dipshit.