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[SealyStar]

Is everyone here a Socially Awkward Penguin?

We should make a flock.

This is the internet. Who here isn't a Socially Awkward Penguin?

Today's dose of stupid:

Wait — I never go to class right away.

She then proceeds to turn around and walk in the opposite direction.

So true. Lots of the "Cool" Kids who apparently have "Swag" in my school are always late, even though some of them WERE IN THE SAME FREAKING PERIOD AS ME JUST BEFORE! Meanwhile, if i somehow get late to class, its normally because of a legitimate reason, as opposed to "I was talking with all my friends in the hall[When i probably should have just put my stuff in my locker]"

It's called "speed". I go full-out march step between classes, while a lot of kids saunter like they're half-asleep... which, this being high school, most of them are.

And that's not even counting the social aspects.

This. I was always able to get to and from my classes within a minute and a half.

Same here, and being Socially Awkward Penguin, I usually just did homework before school started, or sat in the empty classroom until class started (bus arrived 30 minutes before class started).

I usually arrive at school 20-25 minutes early, so I go to the library and read whatever books catch my fancy for that time period.

[MrWillsauce]

Is everyone here a Socially Awkward Penguin?

We should make a flock.

This is the internet. Who here isn't a Socially Awkward Penguin?

Today's dose of stupid:

Wait — I never go to class right away.

She then proceeds to turn around and walk in the opposite direction.

So true. Lots of the "Cool" Kids who apparently have "Swag" in my school are always late, even though some of them WERE IN THE SAME FREAKING PERIOD AS ME JUST BEFORE! Meanwhile, if i somehow get late to class, its normally because of a legitimate reason, as opposed to "I was talking with all my friends in the hall[When i probably should have just put my stuff in my locker]"

It's called "speed". I go full-out march step between classes, while a lot of kids saunter like they're half-asleep... which, this being high school, most of them are.

And that's not even counting the social aspects.

This. I was always able to get to and from my classes within a minute and a half.

Same here, and being Socially Awkward Penguin, I usually just did homework before school started, or sat in the empty classroom until class started (bus arrived 30 minutes before class started).

I usually arrive at school 20-25 minutes early, so I go to the library and read whatever books catch my fancy for that time period.

I go to my school's engineering lab/computer stockpile and play Dwarf Fortress or chat with my (very few) liberal comrades.

[Tellemurius]

Now we know where he is at the exact moment

DONT LEAVE THIS ROOM...........

[Corai]

Now we know where he is at the exact moment

DONT LEAVE THIS ROOM...........

I'll dispatch the elite Bay12 enforcement squad to capture him. He will not escape sir.

[Hanslanda]

Now we know where he is at the exact moment

DONT LEAVE THIS ROOM...........

I'll dispatch the elite Bay12 enforcement squad to capture him. He will not escape sir.

Actually, we're on break, then we're attending a party.

[Flying Dice]

Is everyone here a Socially Awkward Penguin?

We should make a flock.

This is the internet. Who here isn't a Socially Awkward Penguin?

Today's dose of stupid:

Wait — I never go to class right away.

She then proceeds to turn around and walk in the opposite direction.

So true. Lots of the "Cool" Kids who apparently have "Swag" in my school are always late, even though some of them WERE IN THE SAME FREAKING PERIOD AS ME JUST BEFORE! Meanwhile, if i somehow get late to class, its normally because of a legitimate reason, as opposed to "I was talking with all my friends in the hall[When i probably should have just put my stuff in my locker]"

It's called "speed". I go full-out march step between classes, while a lot of kids saunter like they're half-asleep... which, this being high school, most of them are.

And that's not even counting the social aspects.

This. I was always able to get to and from my classes within a minute and a half.

Same here, and being Socially Awkward Penguin, I usually just did homework before school started, or sat in the empty classroom until class started (bus arrived 30 minutes before class started).

I usually arrive at school 20-25 minutes early, so I go to the library and read whatever books catch my fancy for that time period.

I go to my school's engineering lab/computer stockpile and play Dwarf Fortress or chat with my (very few) liberal comrades.

That is disturbing! What can I do?

[MrWillsauce]

Awaiting transport. My body is ready.

[Karnewarrior]

A pickup line that was missing from that game:

Spoiler: Almost definitely NSFW (click to show/hide)

Hey Twinky, want to get some Cream Filling?

[Vorthon]

So. My mom was watching Survivor. I decided to eat dinner downstairs tonight. Try to be a little more social and all that jazz.

This one guy's cooking something in a pot. He gets some other people to try it to see if it's any good. One of them utters this gem:

It's just like a home-cooked meal!

I couldn't facepalm hard enough at that.

[kaijyuu]

Well it's Survivor. They get the stupidest nutcases possible, from what I've heard.

[Vorthon]

There was one decent fellow a few seasons back, before I stopped watching. Some old guy. He won, IIRC. And he was awesome.

[ab00]

How much time before class? If she just wanted to goof off for a few more minutes, not stupid. If she was purposefully being tardy, that's stupid.

It was about five minutes before class, but it's not like she was already doing anything. She was walking to class, stopped in the middle of the hallway, announced said quote, turned around, and walked away.

[Scelly9]

There was one decent fellow a few seasons back, before I stopped watching. Some old guy. He won, IIRC. And he was awesome.

I remember one guy, he didn't win but he was the most manipulative, evil bastard ever. My god, that guy was good.

[Flying Dice]

There was one decent fellow a few seasons back, before I stopped watching. Some old guy. He won, IIRC. And he was awesome.

I remember one guy, he didn't win but he was the most manipulative, evil bastard ever. My god, that guy was good.

You just described damn near every person on the show.

My parents were obsessed with it, so I picked up a lot from second-hand television. My favorite would probably be the man and woman that ended up going to the end together, she won, and then they got married. I mean, damn.

[Karlito]

My parents were obsessed with it, so I picked up a lot from second-hand television. My favorite would probably be the man and woman that ended up going to the end together, she won, and then they got married. I mean, damn.

They did a really good job marketing their celebrity after that, too. They've appeared as a couple in like 6 other reality tv shows.