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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1005 on: August 25, 2012, 04:18:51 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on August 25, 2012, 04:15:23 pm
I'm one of those optimistic ones who things humanity as a whole is pretty awesome, but just needs to get over its asshole-ish behavior.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1006 on: August 25, 2012, 04:26:00 pm »
I think people can be both terrible tyrants and idiots, and awe-inspiring leaders and geniuses.

Persons are just average. Unless you work in a warehouse. Then you're left scratching your head at some of the things people say.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1007 on: August 25, 2012, 04:26:55 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on August 25, 2012, 04:07:42 pm
Whilst marketing all of your personal information.

Well, you don't have to put up personal information on there. :p
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1008 on: August 25, 2012, 04:27:22 pm »
Doesn't facebook require real names?
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1009 on: August 25, 2012, 04:30:23 pm »
That's still not a lot to market, and as far as I know, the FB police never came to check my FB name was a real one.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1010 on: August 25, 2012, 04:32:47 pm »
I'm sorry, but I can't help but read FB as Forgotten Beast.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1011 on: August 25, 2012, 04:34:27 pm »
Forgotten Beast police would be pretty damn awesome, admittedly.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1012 on: August 25, 2012, 05:02:44 pm »
Yeah, but think about how much worse the shootings at the Empire State Building would have been if the triggerhappy cop had been armed with contagious necrosis dust instead of a gun.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1013 on: August 25, 2012, 05:06:52 pm »
"Excuse me, we're the Forgotten Beast Police. Is your name, um, Fobthral Xrastusp, is that your real forgotten beast name?"
"GRAAHHHHH HISSS"
"Okay, sir, just calm down... uh..."
"What's that coming through the keyhole?"
"Oh, it looks like dust, and... GAAAAHHHHHH"
"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGRRRBLLLRLGLBLGLLHHHHSSSSssss"
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1014 on: August 25, 2012, 05:12:43 pm »
Wait, I'm getting mixed signals here... Are the police FBs or are the police trying to contain/manage the existence of FBs?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1015 on: August 25, 2012, 05:13:55 pm »
Either way, the FBs will certainly be used for evil!
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1016 on: August 25, 2012, 05:20:03 pm »
Quote from: Kamin on August 25, 2012, 05:12:43 pm
Wait, I'm getting mixed signals here... Are the police FBs or are the police trying to contain/manage the existence of FBs?
Both. The police force consists of the wimpy flame/snow/salt/etc. FBs that are normally killed by a passing crundle or whatever. Using teamwork, they monitor and control the remaining FB population. It's like a mix of Men in Black and CSI and generic cop movies. Anyway, I'm off to sell this idea to Hollywood, wish me luck!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1017 on: August 25, 2012, 05:31:19 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on August 25, 2012, 05:02:44 pm
Yeah, but think about how much worse the shootings at the Empire State Building would have been if the triggerhappy cop had been armed with contagious necrosis dust instead of a gun.
that's actuallay one of the most convincing arguments against gun control i've read in a long time
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1018 on: August 25, 2012, 05:33:36 pm »
Would it be at all possible to get this thread back on the rails?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1019 on: August 25, 2012, 05:34:55 pm »
Quote from: G-Flex on August 25, 2012, 05:33:36 pm
Would it be at all possible to get this thread back on the rails?
Nope, it's too awesome now.
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