...That's the first time I've accidentally posted in the OOC thread.
Ignore misinformed action.
Kill Paula Deen. Or Colonel Sanders, if he's alive.
Research white-haired Southerners.
GWG. You failed the roll to hire spidey. Not to kill Sanders. I would roll Sanders v spidey.
Oh.(2+2vs4) A HORDE OF FLYING CHICKEN COME UP AND SEND YOU ON A RETREAT! (6+2) WELL, SOMETIMES, SOUTHERNERS CAN HAVE WHITE HAIR. THERE'S A LOT OF SOUTHERNERS WITH WHITE HAIR, YOU LEARN.
Go all Deus Est Machina. (I.E. Create a godlike AI.)
(2+2) YOU MAKE A PROPHET LIKE AI.
Wait patiently, bow at the ready.
Also, turn Corai into a neat hat, via FREAKING EYE BEAMS!
(1+2vs5+1) CORAI USES HER OVERWHELMING FEMINITY TO REVERSE THE BEAM, TURNING YOU INTO AN UNUSUAL HAT.
Absorb Charlie Chaplin's personality, gaining a tendency to act vaguely Mobsterish, see?
Use Micheal Jordan's arms to reach out across the universe and reel 'the wierd one' in.
Ignore hate-filled personality attempting to surface.
(4+1vs4+4) HE DUCKS UNDERNEATH YOUR SOUL SUCKER TO SNATCH UP SOME CHANGE, LETTING THE MAN ANGRY AT HIS TO ACCIDENTALLY HIT YOU WITH A CELLO.
BECOME NICE HAT AND SIT ON CASSANDRA'S HEAD. AS A NICE HAT, SHOOT NICENESS AT EVERYONE.
(2+1) YOU BECOME A GIBUS ON A HAT.
MEDITATE, UNLOCK INNER-PEACE, SHOOT PEACE BEAMS AT SPIDER-MAN!
(6) YOU ARE COMPLETELY CONSUMED BY YOUR INNER PEACE AND ASCEND TO NIRVANA.
>Send horde against spider man.
>Ask assembled NPCs what their plan is while either my side or spider man is slaughtered.
(2+1vs1+123) "Well, sent out my army. What're you guys plann-agh!"
YOU DIE!
PUT SPIDERMAN ON TOP OF A TOWER.
NARRATE THAT HE IS ON TOP OF A TOWER AND TELL SOMEONE THEY WANT TO KILL HIM.
(3+3) SOMEONE NAMED HILARITY OWL SHOWS UP AND (5) MAKES FRIENDS WITH SPIDERMAN!
ASK THEM WHAT THEY WANT! GIVE IT TO THEM! GO BACK TO RELEVATING!
(2+1) THEY WANT YOUR CHASTITY. YOU GIVE IT TO THEM!
KEEP TRYING TO MAKE LASER RIFLES FOR NAUGHTY FURBIES AND DOWNGRADE SMART ARMOR IDEA TO JUST MILDLY PROTECTIVE ARMOR. THEN BUILD SOME TANKS AND FIGHTER JETS FOR THE FURBIES TO PILOT.
(1+2) THEY ARE OUTFITTED PRETTY WELL. FOR MEDIEVAL TIME. IF THEY WERE FACING PEASANTS. WHO WERE JUST RAIDED. AND KILLED.
BLOW UP ELDRITCH POWERS FROM INSIDE, GIVE EVERYBODY INFINITE POWER.
(4) YOU DO SO. NOTHING IS CHANGED.
GO TO AL CAPONE, STEAL SOUL, BECOME ORIGINAL ORIGINAL PIMP DADDY GANGSTER LAWYER PRESIDENT SCIENCE OF NIGGA TEARIN' UP WOOD AND THESE WHITE GIRLIES: +2 BONUS
(4) YOU EAT CAPONES SOUL AND USE IT TO FUEL YOUR BONUS! (5) +2 ACQUIRED. YOU CAN TRANSFORM IT INTO A +3 WITH YOUR REMAINING POWER, OR FIRE A MALUS AT ANOTHER PLAYER.
>USE THE SWORD TO ROLL FOR BONUS
(3) YOU GET A BONUS TO DYING. NOW YOUR DEATHS WILL GET MORE SCREENTIME.
NPCS:
"Shit man. Cassandra's now a hat and shit. Hey, Lichette. You better fix her shit."(1+3) With a few quick hand motions, Lichette restores Cassandra to how she was before.
(3+4) Tim n' crew course through the universe, eventually landing on a planet which definatly doesn't need a hand. It's a planet literally covered with hands.
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
WOMANLY WOMEN:
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
TCM:ORIGINAL ORIGINAL PIMP DADDY GANGSTER LAWYER PRESIDENT SCIENCE OF NIGGA TEARIN' UP WOOD AND THESE WHITE GIRLIES
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