Excellent...
BEGIN CONVERSION PROCCESS FOR THE CITIZENS. WE MUST CAST OFF THE LIMITATIONS OF THE APES.
ALSO, BREAK OFF AND FORM MY OWN FACTION. FURRYDOM.
(2) THE PEOPLE REBEL. APPARENTLY, THEY DON'T THINK CONVERSION'S SO HOT.
CREATE ARMY WITH GWG'S HELP. Send him some weapons back, as an appreciation gift.
(3) YOU CREATE AN ARMY OF DRUNKEN, BESERKING DWARVES.
> Form new faction: The Random Persons Againt Mental Erasure. Declare war on Vorthon's So called "Utopia". Erasing someone's mind and replacing it with that of another is a worse crime against nature than anything I have ever seen. Even the worst deserve to die as themselves.
>Scratch That, He changed his mind. Continue helping Beastfolk commune or whatever it was.
(1) YOU MOON EVERYONE AT THE CONFERENCE, HOPING TO AWAKEN THEIR INNER WERE-'X'. IT AWAKENS THEIR INNER NEED TO CALL THE POLICE.
>POWER UP VOID VORTEX WITH ALL THE STARS AND BLACK HOLES WITHIN THE GALAXY THAT IS INSIDE THE VOID VORTEX
(1)YOU POWER UP THE VOID VORTEX WITH ALL THE STARS AND BLACK HOLES, STARTING WITH THE ONE YOU JUST PULLED YOURSELF INTO.
KILL VORTHON. THEN RESURRECT HIM AND KILL HIM AGAIN. THEN RESSURECT HIM AGAIN AND KILL HIM AGAIN. KILL HIM UNTIL HE BEGS TO BE KILLED.
(6vs5) YOU KILL VORTHON. THEN YOU RESSURECT HIM. THEN YOU GIVE UP.
BOSSES:
Curse everyone else's teleportation skills. Misko is surrounded on all sides! What to do?
"Sup. Have you been suppish my man? Well that's inter- Heeyy! Lichy, Darling! How you been? I'd like to introduce you to Tim. Tim, Lichette, Lichette, Tim."
*position Lichette between me and Tim*
"So then, Tim, would you like to put the large gun away? While I respect your second amendmant rights, it really is quite rude to not leave it outside. So then, while teleporting, did either of you see the other side of New Yoinkinium?"
>Invade tomio and Vorthonistan, Capturing frontiers and blitz-krieging them. Reason? Violation of the 2691 Galcatic treaty against Weaponization of Plasma in Third World States and the Second Declaration of the Rights of Man, respectively. (Weapon proliferation and Crimes against humanity. Also stop his faction.)
>Stop any more Masculinity from entering Dirg (Note, this is against Xantalos, not Dirg) by absorbing it. I'm simply too awesome to be affected.
>Send 7 dwarves to other side of planet. dwarves will certainly survive, little buggers. Apocalyplse proof buggers.
>Begin Charging teh Blackhole.
((Did you ever try teleporting?))
(4+2vs1+3) SHE'S TOO BUSY SHUDDERING IN FEAR TO RESIST BEING PUSHED TOWARDS TIM. (5+3vs3+2) YOU STOP ALL FORMS OF MANLINESS ENHANCERS!
GIVE TIM WRESTLING COSTUME
THEN GIVE MISKO ONE
WRESTLING MATCH TO DETERMINE THE WINNER
NO BONUSES
ON WRASSLING HONOR
WHICH IS UNIVERSAL HONOR FOR TIM
HUMANITY'S HONOR FOR MISKO
ALSO MAKE DIRG EVEN MORE MANLY
(4+1) WRESTLEMANIA 2012: THE KICK-ASS ONE! HAS BEGUN! BOTH FIGHTERS CAN NOW EITHER SUIT UP OR REJECT THE CHALLENGE!
Give Greenstarfanatic the portal gun if he brings me nondestructive minions.
Destroy freaks.
Send weapons to tomio and Vorthonistan. Testing Haste.
(2+2) YOU WIPE OUT THE FREAKS, THEN (6+2) SHIP TOMIO AND VOROTHINISTAN WEAPONS.
>DRINK
>LISTEN TO NEWS
>CONVERSE WITH LOCALS USING ENGLISH TO SPANISH PHRASEBOOK
(6+3) LICHETTE HAS BEEN THROWN INTO TIMS PATH!
Lichette:
"U-Uh... Hi. Mr. Universe embodied. P-Please don't hurt me."
Tim:
(5+3vs2+4)
"I won't. Just don't cause trouble. Goodbye."
He walks off, in search of anything else causing chaos, and sees Xom.
Sinatra:
Sinatra looks upwards.
"He's gone. The avatar."
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: TO BE DETERMINED
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke
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