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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 656497 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2730 on: November 03, 2012, 03:15:21 pm »

Create black hole that destroys (and afterwards recreates) universe.
Join me!
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Ahh hell, another universe-destroyer. Jesus.
Dont worry, i, the almighty beer god, took on the quest to liquor up any and all omnicidialists.

HEY FUNKASS

THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT
I RUN
ON ETHANOL


SHIT I'M LIKE A RUSSIAN TANK

NOT QUITE SURE IF I SHOULD BE JOINING YOUR FACTIONNNNNNNOPE

GO ON A QUEST TO GET A LOAD OF ALL THE CHARACTERS I SUMMONED OF THIS HORNSES
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Xantalos

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2731 on: November 03, 2012, 06:10:39 pm »

Bitch alcohol don't have no affect on me.
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Cassandra

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2732 on: November 03, 2012, 06:13:26 pm »

Wasn't it a drunk that just kicked your ass so royally you ceased to Be?
« Last Edit: November 03, 2012, 06:17:06 pm by Cassandra »
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"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

misko27

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2733 on: November 03, 2012, 06:16:19 pm »

Wasn't it a drunk that just kicked your ass so royally you ceased to be?
Cease to be what? Judge rules a violation!
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2734 on: November 03, 2012, 06:17:25 pm »

Wasn't it a drunk that just kicked your ass so royally you ceased to be?
Cease to be what? Judge rules a violation!
Ceased to have never been or been whatsoever.
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Hey, don't forget about research boy sitting right here!

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2735 on: November 03, 2012, 06:19:50 pm »

FYI, Jäegermonsters are from Girl Genius, a steampunk webcomic. They're basically super-soldiers with a hat obsession.

Anyways...Research Haste.

Say to Tim, "Mind letting me know who you intend to kill beforehand? That's part of why I gave you the earring--so we could communicate better."
(2) YOU THROW COFFEE AT MAGIC, BUT IT DOESN'T ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING.

RESPAWN AS GOD OF COMPASSION, KINDNESS, AND ALL THAT IS GOOD ABOUT HUMANITY. FORM A REPUBLIC TO OPPOSE MISKO'S HORRIBLE EMPIRE. GATHER HUMANS WHO ARE DISENFRANCHISED WITH MISKO TO MY SIDE.
(1) YOU SPAWN AS A SPECK. LOOKS LIKE THERE ISN'T MUCH GOODNESS LEFT. PROBRABLY BECAUSE PEOPLE STARTED DYING. A LOT.

Prepare for Sequel. Prepare followers for sequel as well.
(2) YOU DECIDE THAT IT'LL TRANSIST JUST AS EASILY THIS TIME AS LAST TIME, AND THUS DO NOTHING.

Prepare for Sequel. Prepare followers for sequel as well.

I will do the same
(2) YOU SIT AROUND WITH CASSANDRA, DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

((He'll be 'Un-Deaded' after the next turn, probably))

Break for Thriller Dance.
(1) MERASMUS SHOWS UP AND MAKES YOU THRILLER. THEN HE BLOWS YOU UP.

CAUSE SHORT CIRCUIT IN DA_NANG USING BEER.
(4) YOU MANIPULATE BEER TO CAUSE A SMALL EXPLOSION IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM.

Create black hole that destroys (and afterwards recreates) universe.
(3) YOU DESTROY AND RECREATE YOURSELF WITH A WORMHOLE.

CAUSE SHORT CIRCUIT IN DA_NANG USING BEER.
>ABSORB ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE. GAIN POWER.
(3) YOU DRINK AND GAIN THE POWER TO BE UNAFRAID OF PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT.

Create black hole that destroys (and afterwards recreates) universe.
Join me!
*notices action*
Ahh hell, another universe-destroyer. Jesus.
Dont worry, i, the almighty beer god, took on the quest to liquor up any and all omnicidialists.

HEY FUNKASS

THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT
I RUN
ON ETHANOL


SHIT I'M LIKE A RUSSIAN TANK

NOT QUITE SURE IF I SHOULD BE JOINING YOUR FACTIONNNNNNNOPE

GO ON A QUEST TO GET A LOAD OF ALL THE CHARACTERS I SUMMONED OF THIS HORNSES
(3) A LOT OF PEOPLE SHOW UP. NOT ALL OF THEM ARE POWERFUL. IN FACT, MOST OF THEM AREN'T.

BOSSES

"JOB WELL DONE"

>DUST SELF OFF, PUKE INTO NEARBY VASE OF FLOWERS AND STAGGER BACK TO WHEREVER THE HELL I PARKED MY BIKE

>RESEARCH THIS ECONOPOLIS PLACE. I DUNNO, READ THE BROCHURES OR SOMETHING
WHERE IS IT, EXACTLY?

(5+3) YOU STAND BY YOUR BIKE, (5+3) PULL OUT THE MISKO CORP. PROPAGANDA TOURISM BROCHURE AND FIND OUT IT'S PRETTY FAR AWAY.

OBTAIN THE NECESSARY INGREDIENTS TO CRAFT PARTIES(Lichette, Cassandra, Dirg) END GAME GEAR. CRAFT ARMOR FIRST THEN WEAPONS, AND FOR GOOD MEASURE BUY SOME RIBBONS SO WE DON'T FALL TO INSTANT DEATH ATTACKS.
(5+2) YOU GO AND TAKE VARIOUS MEMORABILIA AND IMPORTANT THINGS TO YOUR GROUP, HEAD OVER TO A FORGE AND CHUCK THEM IN. SOMWHOW THIS DOESN'T JUST BURN IT TO SHREDS BUT RATHER FORGES A WHOLE SET OF ARMOR FOR YOURSELF AS WELL AS VARIOUS WEAPONS. FROM THE ASHES, YOU FORM RIBBONS TO DEFEND YOURSELF AND YOUR ALLIES.

YES. TEMPLE TO ECONOGOD ACHIEVED.

>BUILD AWESOME FLOATING CAPITAL CITY OF ECONOPOLIS, JEWEL OF THE EMPIRE.
>Invade failed Planet-state (Like city state, but planet) of downturnistan And the Vorthonian republic, save from suckitude, Spark golden age.
>Sequel? As sorta-boss, I should do something. Tell GWG to do something. Focus Long-Range strikers to the ready if needed. Scan The section of space for menacing anything. Get in contact with other leaders and ask WTF is going down, and how can I help.
(3+3) YOU BUILD A GEM FOR YOUR EMPIRE, A MIGHTY CITY. IT'S KIND OF A GENERIC VILLAIN CITADEL, SO IT'S OKAY. (5+3) YOU TAKE YOUR MIGHTY, GALAXY DESTROYING ARMIES AND CLAIM A SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLE.

Huh. Yoink got a +3.
Rip Yoink's teeth out and use them to inflict puncture wounds on all his pressure points, which Mr Fingersfrom the web comic Goblins will then stick his fingers into. Rip out his spinal cord and strangle him with it while beating him to death with his own intestines.
Then absorb his soul and destroy the universe.

(5+1vs5+3) YOU TRY TO ATTACK YOINK, BUT YOINK HURLS HIS KUNG-FU ESSENCE AT YOU, WHICH CHANGES INTO A KUNG-FU ELEMENTAL AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

Lichette:
(1+3)"Misko? Maybe if you retreat to New Yoinkinium, we'll be able to take them down. I don't think that you nor I could handle the universe alone."

NPC:
Tim frowns.
"Who's that guy who keeps trying to either destroy the universe or people. The guy who just got his ass kicked by a kung-fu elemental?"

SWAGGOTS:
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WESTSEEIIDE!!:
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misko27

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2736 on: November 03, 2012, 06:22:48 pm »

Wasn't it a drunk that just kicked your ass so royally you ceased to be?
Cease to be what? Judge rules a violation!
Ceased to have never been or been whatsoever.
Improper expression of concept! Penalty! -1 to all metaphysics arguing rolls!
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Wrex

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2737 on: November 03, 2012, 06:23:41 pm »

Tell Tim that no one really knows anymore. It's some sort of monster from beyond time and space. He apparently makes good cocktails, or so I've been told.

> Continue to lope around.
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Xantalos

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2738 on: November 03, 2012, 06:28:43 pm »

Oh for - idea.
Create a replica universe, then destroy it. That counts on my forms.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2739 on: November 03, 2012, 06:40:57 pm »

GET THE PARTY STARTED
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Cassandra

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2740 on: November 03, 2012, 06:42:16 pm »

You know what? Actually, screw it.

Thank Dirg, and Aid GreatWyrmGold's Research.
« Last Edit: November 03, 2012, 07:49:00 pm by Cassandra »
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"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

misko27

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2741 on: November 03, 2012, 06:48:41 pm »

Evil Lichette makes good point, though it worries me that she had to roll a die to do so. Hmm.

"Well, my military can probably handle baby-sitting a particle, Fine. I'll be there in a turn. If this is a trick, I have insurance against it."
>Lock sub-atomic particle in stasis cage. Get Military scientists to see if they can bash into smaller pieces.
>Head to militarily friendly section of New-Yoikinium, then travel from there to edge to meet with Lich.
>Discuss plan.
« Last Edit: November 03, 2012, 07:49:52 pm by misko27 »
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Xantalos

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2742 on: November 03, 2012, 06:49:11 pm »

Why, Misko?
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misko27

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2743 on: November 03, 2012, 06:49:48 pm »

Why, Misko?
To spite Cassandra. Sorry mate. I wish there was a way to help you and hurt her.
« Last Edit: November 03, 2012, 07:50:39 pm by misko27 »
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Xantalos

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2744 on: November 03, 2012, 06:50:54 pm »

Why, Misko?
To spite Cassandra. Sorry mate. I wish there was a way to help you and hurt her.
You could steal her soul and give me aid. I'm grateful for any help so I can get my job done.
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