SHOOT EVERYTHING
(6) YOU SHOOT EVERYTHING, BLOWING IT ALL TO SMALL FRAGMENTS. A BLACK HOLE GENERATES FROM THE CORPSE OF MISKO, AND YOU ARE PULLED INTO IT. YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A PARALLELED UNIVERSE, WHERE YOUR GUNS JAMMED. YOU SEE THE OTHER TUPAC SITTING THERE, TRYING TO FIX HIS WEAPONRY.
blow out of there with c4 put on gas mask before setting charge(I still have all mygear, and multiple c4
I join the shoot everything people
(2) YOU BLOW YOURSELF. UP.
Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.
(5vs2) YOU PORT DOWN, WIELDING THE BLADE OF SUNLIGHT, AND SEARCH FOR HIS HEAD AMONG THE VARIOUS BLOOD STAINS. EVENTUALLY, YOU JUST SWING THE SWORD AROUND AND HOPE IT HITS WHAT USED TO BE HIS HEAD.
Goddamnit! I swear by all the hate and vitriol in this universe, I SHALL BE MERLIN!
Become the superbadass version of Merlin.
(6) YOU BECOME MERLIN AS HE IS ALWAYS IMAGINED, FLOWING BEARD, MAGIC STAFF, AND NOT TO MENTION THE CRYSTAL.
Yeah. Fuck yeah. All you motherfuckers going down now. Ain't nobody as badass as Merlin.
I cast Flare. Just kidding. I cast all the instant enemy death spells ON XANTALOS AND ONLY XANTALOS.
(2v1+1) THEY'RE NULLED AGAINST HIM!
"THE END HAS COME FOR YOU, DEATHSPAWN"
>MAKE THE VORTEX EVEN BIGGER, ANNIHILATE MORE
(4) THE VOID INCREASES IN SIZE, SUCKING IN AN ENTIRE FLOOR OF THE HOSPITAL.
POSSESS DUCK TANK. KILL MORE NAZIS
(5) YOU POSSESS THE DUCK TANK, INCREASING ITS POWER SOMEHOW. IT GROWS SPIKES, LOOKS MUCH MORE MENACING, AND THE CANNON WIDENS. YOU FIRE INTO THE NAZIS MIDST! (4v4) THEY DUCK OUT OF THE WAY!
JOIN OMNICIDIALISTS
CALL SINATRA INTO FACTION AS PER ALLIANCE TERMS
(6v6)"Eh... No."
Bitchslap LordSlowpoke. Repeatedly.
(4vs6) (2vs3) (2vs6) A GENTLEMAN RUSHES SLOWPOKE AND TRIES TO SLAP HIM, BUT IS SIDE STEPPED AND SLAPPED HIMSELF. THE GENTLEMAN, UNPERTERBED BY HIS ASS WHOOPING, HE GOES FOR ANOTHER SLAP, BUT IS DODGED BY A SINGLE FLUID MOVE. HE GOES FOR ANOTHER SLAP, BUT SLOWPOKE SNATCHES HIS HAND, TWISTS IT, AND SLAPS VORTHON WITH HIS OWN HAND!
BOSS TURNS:
Wait what? I am trying to make a Peaceful soultion, and that doesn't count as unity? BULLSHIT.
I try to come up with a reasonable solution, and It doesn't even get acknowledged.
The Universe doesn't care about what you did. It cares about what everyone does.
((Oh dear, things are coming to a head, aren't they?))
The lichette dies. It becomes tarnished, corroded...it crumbles. Then the pieces fade away. Xantalos then gains power from Merlin's death (entropy) spells.
(6+2vs1+2)
"You... Why can't you just leave me alone!?!? You try to kill me, and when that doesn't work, you fucking try and impregnate me! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
Xantalos unleashes the Lichettes hidden stores of rage, which was built up by the constant fighting, the complete lack of logic, and that Dirg really is kind of a shitty husband. She pulls him into the air, where she carefully and slowly twists every joint in his body backwards, before discarding him like a tin can.
Accuse the Drunken fools of Endorsing Alcholsim and under-age consumption.
(5+2vs5+2) YOU PROVE IT, BUT NOONE REALLY CARES, SEEING HOW THERE'S ONLY ONE CHILD IN EXISTENCE.
MANUFACTURE MECHA SHRIKES FOR AERIAL SUPPORT. AFTER THAT'S DONE, HEAD OVER TO LICHETTE WITH LASER SHARKS, DUCK TANKS, AND MECHA SHRIKES WHILE SINGING SHOW TUNES.
(5+1) MECHAS SHOW UP, AND START BOMBING THE NAZIS. ALSO, THEY BOMB THE ALLIES. GLORIOUS MECHA FACTION HAS ARISEN! (2+1) YOU WALK UP TO LICHETTE, SINGING SHOW TUNES. "Oh, hey Dirg."
Lichette:
Lichette grabs Dirg, begins walking out of the hospital, and starts walking away as fast as she can.
Sinatra:
Sinatra and Dory a hill... Just a few to go...
The pain has subsided a small amount, having become a dull-throb to the bosses. The only one who can really recognize it anymore is Dirg, as Misko and Xantalos are under the more excruciating pains of being hatred incarnate and having all your joints snapped respectively. Yoink feels nothing new, as the slow throb matches that of booze exactly.
COMMENTARY:
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +3
Lieutenant: Xantalos +2
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
Wat:bukkitdinos
ok
i am no longer the docter
im too insane for that role.
FINAL FINAL FORM: A DEMONIC CHIA PET
faction: none
(6) YOU TAKE THE FORM OF A DEMONIC CHIA PET. A SUCCUBUS CHIA PET. EWW...
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
OMNICIDALISTS:
XANTALOS: LEADER +2
Lord Slowpoke
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