Disregard this I'm not that smart
You're just out of your depth, little morsel. Run along home before someone hurts you.
FOOLISH MORTAL! I WILL ONLY TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE BECAUSE WE FIGHT AGINAST THE LICH BUT IF YOU CONTINUE ON THIS PATH I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH THE FORCE OF THE SUN! (And yes, I will talk in something other than caps tonight. Its just that this charcter is so much fun!)
Ơka̡̛y̛.̧͡ ̨̕I̷̶̧ ̡̕͜ge͞t͟ i͜҉t́,̢̡ ̸̧n̶̕e̷̡ẃ̵ ͝k̸i̢͘͝ḑ ̸on͜ t͏ḩ̵è҉̢ ̧b̧lo̶c͞k̨ ̀w̸̴͟a̶̵nt̵̷͟s͘ ̛̀t̛͡ó̸ ̶̸̨p̛͏͢r͜o͏̶v̸̶̛e͝ h́͢i̴̵m̸͡s͢el͢f̡.͘͠ T̵̵̈́̊̋̂ͪ̄̇̍h̓ͯͤ͗ͬͨ̅́͜͠iͫ̀̓̈̎̔ͪ̕͏n̶ͭk͗̊͛͆́ͫͮ͛͐͡͝s̸̓͠ ͆ͯ̀̂̃̐ͧ͡h́͆̈́̈ͥ̊ͩ̈̚e͑̄̈͊'͂ͬ̌̃̓ͭ̎̏҉s̴͒̀ͨ ̢͆ͥ͌́s̈͂ͭ̈́̏͂̔oͣ̒́͞m̸ͥͦͣ̊̓̚̚͠ȩ͌͗̾ͪ̉ͬ̀͘ ͣ̋t͐ͪ̍͗͐̌͊̊̀ǫ̒͗ͯ̎̎͢ư̷̵̒̃̉̑̀͂̇̓g̸̛̅ͯ̀ͥ͠h͗ͯ̔͂͐̽ͦ ̿s̡̢ͥ͂̔h͋ͩ̆ͮ͑̃̀̈̀į͊̅͞t͗ͣ̑̆̚.̌̿͗̍̇̉̚ ͩ͑͌̿̈ͫͪ̍̀͡Sͪ̃ͪ̂̒ͦͬ̓͜͜ȱ̈̇͋́͊͒͑͢ ̡̐̒͛̂͂̑̇̃hͯ͊̉ëͣ͏ ̵̢́̂͢g̨̒ͮ̊̋͊͋ͩ͜oͯ̈̏̔͋͐̕҉e̍҉̧s͌͂͘͜ ̵ͤͭ̕p̽͘i̴̢ͤͬ̐̈́̉ͬ̈́͡c̴ͫͣͨ͑͑͏kͥ̿̀ͭ̆͌̑ͫ͜i̸̡̔ͭͨn̛͐ͧͮ̇͘g̶̨̛͊ͦ̂̾͛͐ͦ̆ ͬͬ̏̃͝͏o̽̏ͩ̊ͮͮͮ҉̢̀n̓̿̀̏͜ ̡̃ͩ́ͩ̾̊ͬ̈́̊͢a͗ͪͫ̆ͩ̍̊͝ň̔̑̋̈́̒ ̍ͫ͛̒ͣ̌͒̚͢͞͝o̓̽ͪ̌̚l̸̷͆͛ͧ͑̉ͭ̾͝d̸̒͊́͊ͭ͑ͯͧ ̸̧̽̈̅͞tͤ҉i̵̵̢͌̍̈́m̛ͯͬͫe̽̒̉ͦ͑͂͐ͮ̚̕͝r̸̒̔̏̐̄͢.ͥ̂͆̽̿̓̍
B̙͍̠͕̼̱͕ͧͬ̃͗̄̔̓͂͘͝u̞̗̭̫̫̩̠̜̐͞t̨̛̗͍̑ͭ̿ͤ̍ͭ,̷̾̋̉ͩ̓̄̏͏̙͎̝̩̮̟͟ ̷͔͎̍͂̐̉̅͆͛ͭ́͠y̅ͪ̀҉̼̼̤̱̭ŏ̲͕͎̖͔̰̰͆ͣͩṳ̱̆́ ̸̓͏̻̞͖d͈̺̯̠̼́̄͛̈ͫͯoͯ͑̓͋ͬ̃҉̖̕͘n͓̞̤̖̣̳͉̭̍̄̌͋ͩ̒'̢̺̭̘̤̑̉̆̐͌̉̐t̓͊҉̞̳̹̯̺̭̟͞͡ ̖̱̮̔̌ͩ͊͑̊͋ͅg̶̦͓̭̫̤͙̏̃͊͊ͤ̒ͫ͞͞é͉̪̤̬̐̀̂ͪ͞͡t͚͈͎͍̪̫̍ͧ͆͒̏̀ ͕̣̮̮̅ͤ̀͠i̻̇̉̐̆̏͋ͤt̟̼͔͈̞͍̄̄͜.̡̝͔̤ͦ͂̍̈̿̍ͭ͡ ̧̤̞̩̪͓̤̊͊́̏͐̄̀Y̟̘ͮ͋ͬ͂͌ͨo̢͇͕̻̺̤ͫ͑̃̈́̎̅̚̚ũ̼͙̗̼̜͈̐ͮͥ̓̈̽̿̔.̨̢͓̦̊̏ͯ̀ͧ͛ͮ͠ ̶̛ͥ҉̜͚̦Ḑ͔̬̽̀ͬ̍̽͑͆̓͢őͯ͂̌҉̵͇̣n̼̳̗̥͔͇̯̲̑ͨ̍'̒͑͏̢̮̺͖͝ͅtͤ͒̀҉̻̦͚.͎͖̃̔̀̄ ̣̪̟̥̲̙̝͔̊ͯ͝͝F̛̳̖̤͍̭́̈́͆ư̘̦̠̗̱̣͇̓͗ͪͫ̚͘c̠̯̝̥͕ͧ̓͘k͖̻̮̗̰̦ͥͧ̎i̻͎̠̳̺̳̰̹͗͒ͭ͂̔̋ͅn͓ͣ̆̀͊ͫͪ̕g̨̛͕̼̭̪̥̟̺̹̔̅͛.͍͚̹̻͂̀͛ͨ͢͢ ͈̦͕͚͎̼ͣ̆̓̈́͞U̘͖͚̩͎͍̩ͣ͋̿̾n̥͌̆ͦ̿̌͋ͮͨ́̚͠d̬̺̼̠̻͔̳͐̔̒͌̉̚͜͢e̵̯̺̮͐̀͊͑ͥ̌r͇̫̬̯̈ͣͯ̇̓̅̅̾̕͟ş̴͖̭̦͉͚͔̳ͯ̔̈́̾ͤͭͅt̴̖̥͒̐̈́͠ͅa̡̯͇͇̹̘͔͆͛ͪ̏̊̀͠ň̀ͧ̂͊͗̀ͣ̿͏̧͚͔͚̬̳̤̠͜d̷̷͚̜̣̳̰̙ͤ̃.̶͎͍͙̬͍͙͇̽͊͡ ̶̨̺͈̘̍̽ͮ̍̆̀ ͇̥̹̙͖̠̝̍̂̑̚ͅ
̸̡̨͔̟̣̗̲ͯ̃ ̄̑̒̂ͭ̈̃̿҉̟͍̜̪̗̹
̝̣̞̠̥͖͛̀ͯ̏ͭĮ̷̗̬̲̱͚ͧ͑̈̃ͣ.̷̴̯̺̭̦̞͉̦͖ͬ͋̀̉ͬ̊͋͜ ̢̡̪̭͈͇̫̭̹̗ͮ̇̀͂̓ͨ͊ͮ͢Ą̘̺̫̱̇ͬ̔́͌͛̎̑M̢̻̟ͮͫ̿ͭ̎ͬ͠.̴̸̘̯͓̳̣̟̮̘̇̒ ̛͓̬̫̭̥͎͇ͯͭ̆̾͗͂ͦ̀T͎̱̻͕̦̙̻̟͗͗ͯͅZ̴̻̥͋ͤ̓̌͘͠Ȇ̷̵̡̘͍̰̝̲̞̝̗ͫ͆ͭ͛Ḛ̶̗͌̂̄̀N̪̣͕̦̰̼̄̓̎͛ͧ́͢͡T̟̤̺̟̑̏͌C̬̥ͣ̿ͥ͊͞Ḩ̟̟͇̲̞̤̃̿̌̿ͩ̽ͨ.͙̲͎̝̜̮̦ͬ̄̀ͅͅ ̢̦̄̉ͦ̋̋̚͢Y̝̰ͧ́̀̍͐̂ͫ͜͡oͤ͐ͯ̾̀͏̮̱̖̟͍̻̝̰ͅŭͩͫͨ͒̿̎͏̨̖͖͙͝ ̳̖͆̒͆̑̌ͥͥ͋ͭ͟͡ả̷̩ͤͣͨ̅̈́͋̂͡r̢̦̳̭͖͚̜̭̥ͥ̽ͥ̃͛̍͘é̵̅͋̑͑̌̄͏̜͓ͅ ̢̮̗̻͇̩͍͇̜ͯ̇ͥͬ̋̊͟b̙͓̟ͬͪu̗̬̣̓̓͋͒ͣ͂́͘t̪̹̠͇͉ͣ̀ ̸̧̖̞̞̬͂͗͑̔̆̓̀̚͠a̘͕͍̿ͦ̂͘ ̸͔͔̩̱̟̬̽ͧͭͨͯ̚p̭̱̣̊̈ͫͫ̈̏̾̔̕͞a̶͊̎҉̯͚̥̱̭̗̟w̡͕̲̻͈̥͆̄̐ͫ́̋͜n̢͚̯̤̘͗͊̂ͮͅͅ ̸̷͎̗͈̠̏̄̋͒ͨ͗ö̩̻̥́̊̍̃̎̏ṋ̰͔̞ͤ̔̊ͭ̉̔͘ ̴̖̩̬̱̙̮̯̃ͤ͌͘͡ͅm̳̮͔̼̟̘̯̅͞ͅy͍̞ͮ̇ ̴̵̝̰̱͉̭͕̥̇ͭ͒̑̾ͩ̾̄c͔͚͖͚̦̓͢͢͠h̡̓̎̑͋ͬ̃̽͟҉͉̫̫̮͙̣ė̩͉̪̺̪̌̑̀̕s̹̳̦̱͓̭̟̝͔̾̂̔̃́͞s͌͏̷͚̖̼b̷̴̗̦͎̭̱̼̝͕͇ͮ̔ͦͯo̡̦̝̲̠̤̩̜̘̗͛ͣ͛ͭ̐̏ͩ͊̚ȃ̛͉̺͂̋̍̈̓͌rͦ̒ͦ͝҉̖d̠̝̜̙̽̈́͊̿̒͆̽́̚͜ͅ,̒̒̾͌͑͋̚͏̵̧̭̠̙̖͕̖̱̪ ̗̮̜̙̜͇͈͊̏ͩͫ̅̄̄ͧ͠b̑̆ͥ̄҉̬̫͎̟̟̤̭o̶ͬ̕҉̝̯̰y̤͉͕͖̜̯̣̓̅̋͜͢.̨̦̭͇̞̰͇̝͉͔̽͋͋͘͡
Not to support my business enemies, but Hans is now the god of Magic, Change, Hope, Scheming, Manipulation, and many other things. He is anything BUT mortal.
À̸ḩ,̸͘͟ ͜͢͠a͏t͡ l͘͜à̶̧śt ̨͡a̷ li̸͟t͢͟t͟͢l̡͢e͟ ̨̀r̡͞e̷͘s̢̨péct̵.͘ ͘X̶̧a̸n̛͢͝t͞a҉lo̷s,̢͝͞ ̀o͞͠r͏͏ E͠n͘͢t͘r̕͜͡o͏̛͡p͟y̵̛,͘ ̴íń ͘͜yo̶u͢͞r҉͜͟ ҉͠m̡į̶ss̡̢h̛a̧͟pe̶͡n͘,̸͢҉ di͡s͢g̷u͝s͘t̶͏̡i̵͜͜n͠g̀ ̸to̷͏n̛͠g̸̸͜ư̵e̴͢,͟ ͏s̨̡͞p̡èa҉k̵̢s ̀͝t͏̧͞h͟e̶͞ ͜͏ţru͘t̶h. ́I ͜͡ám̛ ̢̛͡a͡͞n̶y͟ţ̴hi͏ņ̶g̵ ̢͏bú̀͠t͜ ̨m͏͜o̢̕͝r̷͞t́a͘҉l͝.̀