Why didn't you include...hey, where is my last action?
>Relocate battle to Aperture Science labs
>Lure people there with promises of abundant, affordable housing and cake
>Find a good spot for church
(4) DONE. YOU NOW BATTLE WITHIN A TESTING CHAMBER. (5) YOU SEND OUT AN AD PROMISING ABUNDANT, AFFORDABLE HOUSING AND CAKE. (5) YOU THEN PLANT YOUR CHURCH IN THE TURRET MANUFACTURING ZONE, WHERE THE MALFUNCTIONING TURRETS CHOIR FOR YOU.
Well, as the king of Madagascar once said...
SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
(2) YOU SHUT DOWN THE SHUT DOWN SWITCH. WHOOPS.
Yes, it was.
FUNNEL MY ORBS POWER THROUGH TEMPLE TO FORM MYSELF INTO A MASSIVE ANGRY ALL-POWERFUL BEHEMOTH.
CRUSH CORAI, TO SHOW MYSELF OFF.
EDIT: ALSO, Throw city block at lichette and her lovey armor.
I'm just killing Corai now, but I'm coming for you lovebirds.
EVERYONE, ATTACK THE DENIAL BIRDS.
(2) YOU HUMP THE TEMPLE FLOOR, MUTTERING ABOUT THE POWER YOU WILL GAIN. (5) YOU ALSO JUMP INTO THE SKY, AND HURTLE ONTO CORAI, PASTING HIM INSTANTLY.
TAKE ALL THE SAINTS,
AND PUT THEM IN THE LICH DIMENSION.
(5) YOU SEND THEM TO THE LICH DIMENSION, WHERE THEY TAKE OVER THE EX-BATTLEFIELD, SECURING THE PORTAL TO APERTURE.
>use the napalm charge on yourself, setting you on fire
>then charge with the napalm
(6) YOU SMASH THE NAPALM ONTO YOURSELF, LIGHTING YOURSELF ON FIRE. AND THAT HAPPENS EXACTLY AS YOU'D EXPECT.
BE UN-EXPOLDINATED.
PUNCH GOLEM IN ABDOMEN.
MORPH INTO TF2 TEAM. RED TO BE EXACT.
(2) YOU REMAIN A PILE OF FLESH. (6) YOU PUNCH THE GOLEM IN THE ABDOMEN WITH A HEALING FIST, RESTORING ITS POWER. (6) YOU THEN MORPH INTO THE RED TEAM, WHO BEGIN DEFENDING THE LOVE BIRDS.
((Finally roll a 5 after how many turns trying to hurt the lich(ette), and it's to protect her. RNG is awesome.)) "I don't care! I can't even remember when this fight started, but all through out it whenever I tried to hurt you, I could never get off more then a half hearted blow, and I couldn't under stand why, until now when I became your armor. I...I LOVE YOU!!!" USE POWER OF LOVE AND CHAOS TO SUMMON ANVIL GOD FROM TRANSFORMICE!
(5-1v1-1) "D-Dirg... Ever since you were nice to me..."
She's to embarrassed to continue. Also, being bothered by Corai. Oh. She's getting pissed. Very pissed.
(2) ANVIL GOD IS DEAD.
GIVE MISKO THE MIDDLE FINGER, CONTINUE ANNOYING DIRG AND LICHETTE.
(5) YOU FLIP OFF MISKO, CAUSING A RESONATION WITHIN THE UNIVERSE. JUST AS YOU ARE CRUSHED, THE ORB OF OFFENSIVENESS GIFTS ITSELF TO YOU.
(1vs4+2)"YOU! SHUT UP! GO! AWAY!"
(4v4+2) YOU BOTHER THE LICHETTE AGAIN, MID ROMANTIC SPEECH. SHE'S NOT PLEASED. IN THE SLIGHTEST. SHE CALLS UPON THE ORBS CONTAINED WITHIN HERSELF AND THE GOLEM TO STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH A FLURRY OF ELEMENTAL MAGIC. THE HEART ORB IS USED TO PROTECT DIRG, OF COURSE. 1 HEART SHIELD ERECTED. ((LOL))
CHAIN-MAIL IS NOT THAT GOOD
DRINK NAPALM AND MELT THE ARMOR BY BREATHING FIRE
(5) THE ARMOR IS PROTECTED BY THE POWER OF LOVE. GOD, THIS SHIT IS TURNING WEIRD.
(wasnt i IN the golem? It doesnt make sense that i leap on it. either way, i need to do something...)
JUMP ON GOLEM AND USE WOOD IN SELF TO INTIATE NUCLEAR FUSION, MELTING THE GOLEM AND STILL ENCASING THE LICHETTE [AND DIRG, AND WHOEVER IS ON HER] IN INCINERATORITE.
(1)YOU JUMP ON GOLEM AND USE WOOD IN SELF TO BE ACCUSED OF LICHETTE OF SEXUAL HARRASSMENT. SHE HAS THE GOLEM BITCHSLAP YOU WITH A SWORD.
BOSS TURN:
Lichette wastes her turn blushing and looking away from Dirg!
Do you have to kill the Lichette? Think about it.BOSS STATUS
Hot Undead Wizard
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Misko
Gun-TCM
Slademantine-Golem
Chocolate-Great Golem
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Great Golem
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Great Golem
Mud-Great Golem
Light-Great Golem
Imagination-Great Golem
Law-Lich
MINIONS
ZOMARA
1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard
GREAT GOLEM
NEUTRAL
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY
HEROES
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON, AND THE POPE OF MISKO
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, ORB ABOVE THE GOLEM
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, CTHULU
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
MISKO, THE GOD OF FLAME AND MUSIC
ARENA STATUS
APERTURE SCIENCE, WHERE THEY DO WHAT THEY MUST BECAUSE THEY CAN
DICK
BFFL
XANTALOS, HUGE ASSHOLE
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