IN THE FINAL BATTLE WITH LICH , BRAINFREEZ :"LICH , IM YOUR FATHER ..."
LICH:"THIS..."
*WHILE LICH IS STARING IN THE DISTANCE WITH EMPTY LOOK , HAVING FLASHBACKS OF HIS CHILDHOOD . BRAINFREEZ SNEAKS UP AND STABBS THE LICH IN THE BACK WITH BUTTER KNIFE*
(3) THE LICH STOPS FIRING MAGIC FOR A MOMENT, BEFORE REMEMBERING THAT XANTALOS IS HIS DAD. (1V1+4) NEVER THE LESS, YOU TRY TO STAB IT IN THE BACK. THE ELECTRIC ORB POPS OUT FROM ITS BACK FOR A MOMENT, AND YOU THRUST A SILVER KNIFE INTO IT.
Use wand of nagamar to change boss's next attack.
(6) YOU CHANGE DOMINO'S DELIGHT, THE FREE PIZZA HE HAD JUST RECIEVED, INTO AN OMINOUS RED LIGHT.
The Orb of Flame was part of the boss? That shows me that A. I missed something and B. I have a new idea.
Locate block hole in the middle of the galactic core!
Also, I decide to believe in the god of flame and music who just faded away. I also believe him to have a funny pink hat.
(1) YOU LOCATE YOUR MOTHER. SHE'S WORRIED, SO SHE FORCES YOU TO VISIT. (1) YOU'RE A DRAGON. YOUR OPINION DOESN'T COUNT FOR THE GODS.
The Orb of Flame was part of the boss? That shows me that A. I missed something and B. I have a new idea.
Locate block hole in the middle of the galactic core!
Also, I decide to believe in the god of flame and music who just faded away. I also believe him to have a funny pink hat.
How conveniant, as I was about to:
APPEAR TO TEENAGE ROCKSTAR WANNABE, AND MAKE HIM MESSIAH OF MY NEW RELIGION. GAIN WORLDWIDE FOLLOWERS IN THE BILLIONS.
TURN GREATWYRMGOLD INTO FOLLOWER, GIVE HIM MY AFOREMENTIONED ARTIFACT MAGIC FLAME GUITAR AS CONSOLATION.
ATTACK BRAINFREEZ.
(also, I'd like to be listed as the God of MusicFire)
(2) YOU SHOW UP TO SOME GOTH WANNABEE ROCKER. BLUNTLY, HE SUCKS. (3) SOMEHOW, HE MANAGES TO GAIN A FANBASE, NONE THE LESS. (5) GREATWYRM STOPS BEING A DRAGON. HE'S NOW THE DRAGON OF ROCK AND ROLL. (6) THE GUITAR AND HIS POWERS MERGE, OVERLOADING THE ROCK AND ROLL CONTINUUM, AND VAPORIZE HIM.
HAHAHA I STEAL PRESENTS FROM SANTA
ALSO I KIDNAP MRS. CLAUS
AND RAPE HER.
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
(1) YOU GET YOUR ASS BEAT BY HIS ELVES. (6) MS. CLAUS THOUGH, IS PERFECTLY FINE WITH YOU INVITING HER OVER. (2) SHE'S TOO NICE FOR YOU TO DO IT! AND OLD. AND FAT.
TRY TO USE MY POWERS COMBINED TO NOT BECOME CAPTAIN PLANET BUT TO KICK COLOUR AND AUSTRALIAN MAGIC OUT OF LICH MAGIC ORB GUY DUDE.
USE THE RESULTING ORBS TO SPAWN RED AND BLU TEAMS.
TELL THEM ORB GUY IS THREAT TO MANN CO. THEIR SALARIES.
(3) YOU KICK AUSTALIAN MAGIC OUT OF THE LICH. (3) BEHOLD! THE BLU TEAM, FROM THE MEET THE- VIDEOS! YOUR ARMY IS USELESS! (2) THEY WOULD TRY TO STOP THEM, BUT THEY'RE KILLED TOO QUICKLY.
BECOME WILLY WONKA
GRAB SPHERES OF IMAGINATION, BLOOD, AND CHOCOLATE.
DRAW THE MAGIC INTO THE TUNNEL
"YES! THE DANGER SURELY MUST BE GROWING! FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROWING! AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING! ANY SIGNS! THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(2) YOU BECOME AN OOMPA-LOOMPA. (6) YOU GRAB THOSE ORBS, VAPORIZING THE MAJORITY OF YOUR BODY AS YOU REACH INTO THE SOURCE OF ALL MAGIC. (4) YOU IMAGINE A TUNNEL, BEFORE FILLING IT WITH BLEEDING CHOCOLATE.
((I was only one roll away from a Superjail! reference. Maybe next time.))
THROW BOOMBOXES AT LICH
THROW BOOMBOXES AT LICH
Also, light this mans attack on fire. No fool be using my sound sphere of influence, without accepting the whole, flaming, package.
(4) THE GHETTO BLASTERS SPONTANEOUSLY LIGHT MIDAIR, (6) BURNING TO ASHES BEFORE HITTING THE BOSS.
WELL THEN. USE POWER OF ANGER TO ATTACK SOMETHING HEROIC. ALSO GNAW ON 682, BECAUSE WHATEVER DOSEN"T KILL YOU, MAKES YOU STRONGER.
(6) YOU RUSH FREEZ, WHO IS CURRENTLY BEING ELECTROCUTED. AS SOON AS YOU CONTACT HIM, YOU ARE BROUGHT INTO THE CIRCUIT.
*Stops gaping at the insanity*
Bro, Lichguy, pure magic thing... You made Cthulhu bask in your crazy. I'm proud. I attempt to awaken Azathoth to tell him of this development.
(4) "COOL STORY BRO. ANYTHING ELSE?"
BOSS TURN:
(4+2) The electric orb sends its energy coursing through the knife, creating a freez conduit, to Wrex. The electricity courses in between them, sparking and creating the stench of burnt hair. Both of them fall to the ground, slain by their hubris or something.
BOSS STATUS
Magic Incarnate
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Lich
Gun-Lich
Blood-LICH
Chocolate-Xantalos
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Lich
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Green
Mud-Green
Light-Green
Imagination-Xantalos
Law-Lich
MINIONS
1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard
NEUTRAL
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY
HEROES
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SCP-682/OOMPA LOOMPA
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, TWOPACK
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, CTHULU
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
ARENA STATUS
DICK
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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