GET SHOTGUN. WE ALL KNOW LICH IS GOING TO LOOSE, MIGHT AS WELL GO HUNTING FOR HEROES WHILE WE WAIT IT.
(3) YOU ACQUIRE AN ANTIQUE CHESTERFIELD RIFLE, SAWN OFF A BIT SO IT KIND OF WORKS LIKE A SHOTGUN. (4) YOU SHOOT TCM IN THE LEG!
Pray to Morgan Freeman God for strength and skill. Pounce forward and stab the Lich.
(5)
MORGAN FREEMAN GOD SMILES KNOWINGLY AT YOU, AND YOU FEEL EMPOWERED. THE WISE OLD BLACK MAN HAS ONCE AGAIN ASSISTED THE MUCH MORE FOOLISH YOUNG WHITE ONE. (3+2v5+2) DESPITE THAT, YOUR STAB IS EASILY BLOCKED BY THE LICH.
NEED MAKE MORE ARMOR AND WEAPONS FROM BODY PARTS. DO THAT WHILE DEVIL SIDE SUMMONS MINIONS TO ATTACK LICH MINIONS.
(3) YOUR LEFT EARLOBE IS NOW A CURSED RING OF HUNGER. (5) A MULTITUDE OF IMPS AND HELL KNIGHTS COURSE FROM MARS, LANDING NEXT TO YOU AND BOWING.
EAT A Soul this time. and gain its powers.
(4) YOU DEVOUR THE WONDER TWINS SOULS.
slap him with a large power-imbued trout
(6) "ULTIMATE! TROUT! BREAKER!" YOU SCREAM AS YOU SLAP ZOMARA, CAUSING HIM TO FLY BACKWARDS INTO A WALL.
DESTROY FORCEFIELD
HIT LICH WITH ANTIICECREAM
(3) A SMALL HOLE OPENS UP IN THE FORCEFIELD, (6)WHICH YOU USE TO THROW THE ANTIICECREAM AT THE LICH. IT COLLIDES WITH HIM, ELIMINATING THE IMPURE ICE CREAM AND LEAVING ONLY THE EVIL.
LOAD DICE
EAT RICE
CHUCK MICE
GET LICE
BE NICE
FUCK BIKES
I killed it.
(2) YOUR DICE REMAIN FAIR, (5) YOUR RICE IS DELICIOUS, BUT THE MEAL IS RUINED BY (1) A MOUSE YOU ATTEMPTED TO THROW BITING YOU IN THE LEG. (6) YOU GET LICE, DISUSTING ALL OF YOUR BITCHES, FOLLOWERS ETC. (3) YOU ARE SOMEWHAT LESS OF A DOUCHEBAG. (3) YOU COPULATE WITH A MOTORBIKE. CONGRATS.
>Get gordon freeman and goron freeman to destroy morgan freeman
(6) THEY NEED MORE POWER TO DESTROY MORGAN FREEMAN. THEY HARVEST YOUR SOUL FOR THAT VERY PURPOSE.
BOSS TURN:
(3+2v3+3) The lich attacks Hanslanda with a lightning quick stab. Hanslanda leaps out of the way, but his armor is clipped, chipping part of it off.
BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
NEUTRAL
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEUTRAL
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST/GOOD ITSELF AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SARLACC PIT
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER
LORDSLOWPOKE, GALACTUS
TCM, EX-GALACTIC TYRANT, BOB MARLEY WIELDER
HANSLANDA, BETRAYAL SYNDROME INFECTANT
ARENA STATUS