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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

Yes
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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 656357 times)

Greenstarfanatic

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #600 on: August 08, 2012, 09:54:46 pm »
Use The Power Of Love to turn Younkers to our side.

COME TO THE DARK SIDE. WE HAVE COOKIES.
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Hey, don't forget about research boy sitting right here!

Yoink

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #601 on: August 08, 2012, 10:31:54 pm »
TRAVOLTA: BURST INTO BOSS'S HIDEOUT, FIRING WILDLY

SHOOT EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR ATTRACTIVE FEMALES AND CHILDREN BECAUSE THAT WOULD IMPACT BOX-OFFICE TAKINGS
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #602 on: August 08, 2012, 10:43:40 pm »
Quote from: Dirg on August 08, 2012, 09:31:02 pm
USE PSYCIC CONNECTION WITH HANDS TO CAUSE MY HANDS THAT LICH STOLE TO BEAT HIM UP. ANNOYINGLY KEEP REPEATING "WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF" UNTIL HE LOSES WILL TO LIVE.
(4) YOU BEGIN ATTACKING LICH WITH FISTS. IT'S NOT VERY FUN FOR HIM.

Quote from: Corai on August 08, 2012, 09:43:27 pm
HIRE ANOTHER PRIVATE ARMY. JOIN FORCES WITH LICH TO DEFEAT HEROES.
(4) THEY'RE NO MSF, BUT THEY'RE AN ARMY.

Quote from: TCM on August 08, 2012, 09:48:56 pm
CAME

THEN SAW

THEN CONQUER
(2) *CENSORED*. YOU SAW OFF THE LICHS LEG. (5) YOU CONQUER THIS QUADRANT OF THE GALAXY.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 08, 2012, 09:49:32 pm
Quote from: TCM on August 08, 2012, 09:48:56 pm
CAME

THEN SAW

THEN CONQUER

CONQUER WITH SAW!
(5)YOU TAKE THIS QUADRANT FROM TCM. SAW DUEL INCOMING.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on August 08, 2012, 09:54:46 pm
Use The Power Of Love to turn Younkers to our side.

COME TO THE DARK SIDE. WE HAVE COOKIES.
(5) UH, WHO?

Quote from: Yoink on August 08, 2012, 10:31:54 pm
TRAVOLTA: BURST INTO BOSS'S HIDEOUT, FIRING WILDLY

SHOOT EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR ATTRACTIVE FEMALES AND CHILDREN BECAUSE THAT WOULD IMPACT BOX-OFFICE TAKINGS
(2) YOU BREAK INTO BOSSES HIDEOUT, FIRE WILDLY. ALL MINIONS ARE ATTRACTIVE FEMALES AND CHILDREN. DISGUSTINGLY, SOME ARE BOTH TO YOU.

BOSS TURN:
"Oh, god, it's so sore!"
He stumbles to his foot. Parts of bodies come to him and reform his body. He is no longer stunned.

BOSS STATUS
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MINIONS
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HEROES
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ARENA STATUS
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Corai

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #603 on: August 08, 2012, 10:46:42 pm »
ARM ARMY WITH THESE AND SEND THEM TO ATTACK YOINK. GIVE LICH PAINKILLERS.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

TCM

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #604 on: August 08, 2012, 10:48:51 pm »
HIT LORDSLOWPOKE IN THE FACE WITH SODOMY.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

Dirg

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #605 on: August 08, 2012, 11:13:36 pm »
CONTINUE FORCING MY LINBS ATTACHED TO LICH'S BODY TO PUNCH LICH.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #606 on: August 08, 2012, 11:19:49 pm »
...Become General Zod. Command lich to KNEEL! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! He will become my servant.
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #607 on: August 09, 2012, 12:21:39 am »
Quote from: Corai on August 08, 2012, 10:46:42 pm
ARM ARMY WITH THESE AND SEND THEM TO ATTACK YOINK. GIVE LICH PAINKILLERS.
(1) YOU EQUIP THEM WITH RIFLES, WHICH THEY USE DECIDE TO USE AS TOOTHPICKS. THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS. (1) YOU GIVE THE LICH A SERIES OF PAIN CAUSING SERIAL KILLERS. THEY'RE DISTRACTING HIM FOR ABOUT A TURN.

Quote from: TCM on August 08, 2012, 10:48:51 pm
HIT LORDSLOWPOKE IN THE FACE WITH SODOMY.
(4) YOU HURL TWO PEOPLE DOING UNSPEAKABLE ACTS TO EACH OTHER AT SLOWPOKE. THEIR COMBINED WEIGHT KNOCKS HIM OVER AND BUSTS HIS SPINE.

Quote from: Dirg on August 08, 2012, 11:13:36 pm
CONTINUE FORCING MY LINBS ATTACHED TO LICH'S BODY TO PUNCH LICH.
(2) THEY INEFFECTUALLY SLAP HIM.

Quote from: Xantalos on August 08, 2012, 11:19:49 pm
...Become General Zod. Command lich to KNEEL! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! He will become my servant.
(2) YOU BECOME GENERALLY ZOD. MOSTLY ZOD, PART DECAYING SHARK FOOD, YOU ARE ALL XANTALOS. (6) HE KNEELS BEFORE THE ACTUAL GENERAL ZOD, BEFORE ABSORBING THE KRYPTONIANS STRENGTH! (2) HE DECIDES THAT A JOB FOR YOU IS NOT IN HIS INTERESTS, EVEN IN THIS ECONOMY.

BOSS STATUS
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MINIONS
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HEROES
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ARENA STATUS
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Corai

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #608 on: August 09, 2012, 12:23:39 am »
GIVE UP ON PRIVATE ARMIES, IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT, DO IT YOURSELF.


GET A MP 40 AND SHOOT AT YOINK.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #609 on: August 09, 2012, 12:26:14 am »
Throw my logo at lich. Instead of trapping him, it will grillcinerate him.
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Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

Dirg

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #610 on: August 09, 2012, 12:48:56 am »
BE DA BOMB AGAIN, TACKLE LICH.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #611 on: August 09, 2012, 01:22:26 am »
Strangle Lich with Bob Marley.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #612 on: August 09, 2012, 01:40:04 am »
Arrive, glare at lich menacingly.

Loads STG44 Corai gave him, continues glaring menacingly at Lich.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2012, 01:49:13 am by Hanslanda »
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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He's fucking with us.

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #613 on: August 09, 2012, 01:48:11 am »
GIVE HANSLANDA A GUN AS WELL. YES, TWO ACTIONS AT ONCE. DEAL WITH IT.

OR NOT, YOU ARE THE GM NOT ME.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #614 on: August 09, 2012, 01:51:38 am »
I do it all the time, Corai! What? No! No I do not ruthlessly exploit the system! Seriously though, I don't exploit it *too* much.
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))
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