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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

Yes
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Sure
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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 659560 times)

Corai

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #540 on: August 06, 2012, 01:28:09 am »
MAKE INHABITANTS OF HELL PAY A $10,000 RENT. PER DAY.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2012, 01:33:25 am by Corai »
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #541 on: August 06, 2012, 01:29:13 am »
Fortunately, my spine is made of NUKES!

Also, that wasn't my real body. My real body was really grilling with the Zohan in the Bahamas.
Also alsoalsoalsoalsoalsolaslosalsoaslaoslsaoslo, why the +3 for lichypants?
« Last Edit: August 06, 2012, 01:35:13 am by Xantalos »
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Dirg

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #542 on: August 06, 2012, 01:32:11 am »
PLAY HARDER,BETTER,FASTER,STRONGER WHILE UPERCUTTING LICH TO PROVE TO MY FELLOW COCKROACHES TO FOLLOW ME.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #543 on: August 06, 2012, 02:07:26 am »
Quote from: Corai on August 06, 2012, 01:28:09 am
MAKE INHABITANTS OF HELL PAY A $10,000 RENT. PER DAY.
(1) CHE GUEVARA LEADS A COMMUNIST REVOLUTION AGAINST THE ABUSE OF THE PEOPLE. YOUR LOYALISTS ARE ENGAGED IN BATTLE.
Quote from: Xantalos on August 06, 2012, 01:29:13 am
Fortunately, my spine is made of NUKES!

Also, that wasn't my real body. My real body was really grilling with the Zohan in the Bahamas.
Also alsoalsoalsoalsoalsolaslosalsoaslaoslsaoslo, why the +3 for lichypants?
(It's his final final form, that's why. I was kind of expecting you guys to get your asses in gear and start attacking him as a team.)
(3) YOUR REAL BODY IS BEING GRILLED BY THE ZOHAN.

Quote from: Dirg on August 06, 2012, 01:32:11 am
PLAY HARDER,BETTER,FASTER,STRONGER WHILE UPERCUTTING LICH TO PROVE TO MY FELLOW COCKROACHES TO FOLLOW ME.
(5)WITH BLINDING SPEED AND A KICKASS SOUNDTRACK, YOU BEGIN ASSAULTING THE LICH WITH UPPERCUTS, EACH OF THEM SENDING HIM STUMBLING BACK. THE OTHER COCKROACHES BEGIN CHEERING YOU ON.

BOSS TURN
(4+3)
"That is quite enough."
The Boss catches Dirgs fist and begins yanking on it, pulling one of the roaches 6 limbs off.

BOSS STATUS
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MINIONS
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HEROES
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ARENA STATUS
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Dirg

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #544 on: August 06, 2012, 02:13:40 am »
CALL SOME OF ROACHES OVER TO FORM MECHA ROACH, BE DRILL ARM OF MECHA ROACH AND STAB LICH.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #545 on: August 06, 2012, 02:15:28 am »
(It's his final final form, that's why. I was kind of expecting you guys to get your asses in gear and start attacking him as a team.)

 start attacking him as a team

as a team

team

Ohhhhhhhh...So THAT's what we're supposed to do. Quick, Corai! Summon a kobold army and transform into Deebus to lead them against the lich! Dirg! Burrow up his ass with your fellow cockroaches (it's widened after his head got shoved up it) and start eating him from the inside out! And me? With the A-TEAM ('cause I'm Hannibal now, bitch), come screaaming through with guns blazing , crap blowing up, and clench a cigar between my teeth and say, "I love it when a plan comes together."
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Tiruin

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #546 on: August 06, 2012, 02:17:12 am »
DESTROY THE HEROES' RESPAWN POINTS. CAUSE THAT'S CHEATIN'!

AND ANY SAVE CRYSTALS OR SUCH THAT THEY BRING ALONG.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #547 on: August 06, 2012, 02:47:37 am »
Quote from: Dirg on August 06, 2012, 02:13:40 am
CALL SOME OF ROACHES OVER TO FORM MECHA ROACH, BE DRILL ARM OF MECHA ROACH AND STAB LICH.
(2) THEY STUMBLE ON THE WAY OVER, DELAYING MECHA ROACH!

Quote from: Xantalos on August 06, 2012, 02:15:28 am
(It's his final final form, that's why. I was kind of expecting you guys to get your asses in gear and start attacking him as a team.)

 start attacking him as a team

as a team

team

Ohhhhhhhh...So THAT's what we're supposed to do. Quick, Corai! Summon a kobold army and transform into Deebus to lead them against the lich! Dirg! Burrow up his ass with your fellow cockroaches (it's widened after his head got shoved up it) and start eating him from the inside out! And me? With the A-TEAM ('cause I'm Hannibal now, bitch), come screaaming through with guns blazing , crap blowing up, and clench a cigar between my teeth and say, "I love it when a plan comes together."
(2)WHILE YOU DID NOT BECOME HANNIBAL, THE A-TEAM DOES INDEED ARRIVE TO COMBAT THE LICH.

Quote from: Tiruin on August 06, 2012, 02:17:12 am
DESTROY THE HEROES' RESPAWN POINTS. CAUSE THAT'S CHEATIN'!

AND ANY SAVE CRYSTALS OR SUCH THAT THEY BRING ALONG.
(4) NOW THE ONLY WAY FOR HEROES TO RESPAWN IS FOR THEM TO BE SENT TO HELL. WAIT, HOW DOES THIS CHANGE ANYTHING?

BOSS TURN
With a crack of his neck and a confident smile, The Lich looks at his foes.a The Lich generates (1+3) a blade for himself, cast from the stone of hell. Then, he approaches Dragonforce to provoke atmospheric music. They provide their speed metal. The mood is set for the final battle.
BOSS STATUS
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MINIONS
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HEROES
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ARENA STATUS
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Dirg

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #548 on: August 06, 2012, 02:49:23 am »
FINALLY BECOME MECHA ROACH. SHOVE DRILL ARM UP LICH'S AREA WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #549 on: August 06, 2012, 02:53:42 am »
Interrupt Dragonforce with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914 to taunt the lich, drawing his fire to let my companions attack him. To endure, transform into my Teddy Roosevelt/Terry Crews hybrid monstrosity.

Also daaaaaaaaamn, that lich gets anally violated a lot. If he wins, he'll be traumatized for eons.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #550 on: August 06, 2012, 06:36:04 am »
FONDLY REGARD CREATION
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zomara0292

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #551 on: August 06, 2012, 06:46:37 am »
ABSORB TROLL TAVEROS AND TAKE HIS LANCE (AND POWER TO COMMUNICATE WITH AND CONTROL ANIMALS)
CLAM SELF TO BE THE LAND VERSION OF AQUAMAN
TRY TO BE BETTER LOOKING THAN AQUAMAN
SEND TROLLS TO ATTACK NEAREST MOOK
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
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The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Spaghetti7

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #552 on: August 06, 2012, 07:37:10 am »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 06, 2012, 06:36:04 am
FONDLY REGARD CREATION
NAY, FONDLE CREATION
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Quote from: miauw62 on December 31, 2012, 04:43:51 am
That's nothing. I had something mate with a pile of dead meat.

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #553 on: August 06, 2012, 08:09:52 am »
Sit back and watch, while alternatively cheering for both teams, and being as disruptive to the heroes' efforts as possible.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #554 on: August 06, 2012, 10:38:26 am »
Back.

Control the infected land to take away souls. And infect it again.
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