WHY IS THE BOSS ATTACKING HIS MINIONS
TRIGGER LOYALTY CASCADE
WATCH THE WORLD BURN WHILE SINGING "I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE" AS CHOIR
((I always imagined that as Boatmurders theme.))
(4) BECAUSE HE'S INSANE. (2) I DON'T WANT TO SET A FIRE IN YOUR HEART.
>FILL THE STOMACH WITH ICECREAM! MAKE IT BURST!
>IF NOT
>USE FROZEN SHARP ICECREAM!
FIGHTING ON THE INSIDE DOES MUR DAMAGE THAN OUTSIDE. NO ARMOR ON YOUR GUTS.
(5) WELL, SOMETHING ABOUT ICE CREAM. HAPPENS. I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT STOMACH YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
He loves to act but he loves one thing more!
Sing music so awful everyone except me dies.
FOIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD![/B]
(5) IT'S AWFUL. GOD, THAT'S AWFUL. EVERYONE DIES, THEN INSTANTLY RESPAWNS. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM KILLING SOMEONE IN HELL?
HUG THE LICH. HE SHALL NOT RESIST A 10 YEAR OLD LOOKING DEMON.
(4)AND WHAT DID THAT ACCOMPLISH?
CALL ICE CREAM DEVIL, TELL HIM FOUND ALL 3 LICH'S MUSCLING IN ON HIS BUISNESS AND WE MUST COMBINE POWERS TO BECOME A META-ICE(CREAM)-PHOENIX-DEVIL-OF DOOM!
(6) THE ICE CREAM DEVIL COMES RIGHT AWAY, ACCIDENTALLY SMASHING YOU INTO A WALL ON THE WAY THERE. (3) LUCKILY, HE ALSO AGREES TO MERGE WITH YOU, BUT THE END RESULT IS MORE HORRIFYING THAN POWERFUL.
COLLECT MONEY. THROW MONEY AT LICH'S MINIONS SCREAMING ABOUT RABBITS.
(2) NO MONEY. EVERYONE IN THIS GAME IS BANKRUPT. (4) MONEY STILL THROWN, SOMEHOW.
Learn the truth of vgood and evil, and then unite good and evil to gain untold power!!!
(5) VGOOD AND EVIL ARE AS AN OPEN BOOK TO YOU NOW. (1) VGOOD DOES NOT HELP YOU UNLOCK GOOD AND EVIL. IT JUST CAUSES YOUR LEGS TO VANISH.
BOSS TURN
The Jester (2+1) licks jetex. The other two stare.
BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE NEW GUY.
XANTALOS, GODS WIFE AND ATTEMPTED APOCALYPSE BRINGER
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER
ARENA STATUS