Nom the demon like that horse in The Brothers Grimm movie and projectile vomit the now-hostile demon at the lich (It's now hostile from being in my stomach, where I store my propaganda centre)
(1) DEMONS BURN TO EAT! THEY INCINERATE YOUR INNARDS!
Notice that I am now a hero, look confused and start selling snacks to the lich & his minions for half-off. The special ingredient is love beard.
PUT SHREDDED PIECES OF ELF IN THE SNACKS.
(Oh god, I hope we're past half-off) (3v4) ELF PLACED IN DELICIOUS SNACKS. IT IS STILL DELICIOUS.
EMIT MIGHTY SCREECH THEN GRAB BUISNESS LICH MY LEG, SWING HIM IN CIRCLES TO BUILD UP MOMENTUM, THEN TOSS AT FLOATING BOMB
(2) YOU GRAB HIS LEG. HE KICKS YOU OFF.
Recruit a squad of Ninja's to serve my every command!
(4)NINJAS ARRIVE!
SELF: SUMMON SELF 2
SELF 2: SUMMON SELF 3
REPEAT UNTIL BORED
ALSO THROW A TOMATO AT A WIZARD
(5) FIFTY YOUS HAVE ARRIVED.
TRY TO COME BACK TO LIFE
IF WORK: SUMMON THE HUSS AND HIS GANG OF MARRY TROLLS
IF NOT WORK: TRY TO DEPRESS THE FB INTO GIVING ME LIFE.
(4) YOU HAVE ARRISEN, ONLY A LITTLE DECAYED. (5) YOU SUMMON WHATEVER THOSE ARE.
GO INTO SUN GOD FORM!
(3) YOU HAVE BECOME THE SUN GOD, IN A GAME WHERE THIS GIVES NO BONUSES.
EVOLVE CROC POKEMANZ STYLE.
(3) YEAH, NOW IT'S BRISTLIER!
Get better. I'm already in hell, where else am I going to go?
(4) YOU'RE BETTER. YOU'RE STILL IN HELL THOUGH.
BOSS TURN
The Business Lich, still somewhat angered, targets Dirg next. (2) He ineffectually kicks him in the side. The Jester sits down for a snack. Oh cool, he's doing magic! The original Lich is just looking disappointed.
BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE NEW GUY.
XANTALOS, GODS WIFE AND ATTEMPTED APOCALYPSE BRINGER
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER
ARENA STATUS
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