-Going off that anyone can join in, apologizes if this is not the case.-
Appear out of nowhere and strike up a conversation with the boss about the weather, attempting to be friendly.
(1) "The weather seems like murder to me." the boss says to you. "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" YOU ASK. "This." he replies, as he casually rips your windpipe out.
BREATHE FIRE ON LICH AND CLONES, ESPECIALLY IF XALTAN IS IN WAY. SHOULD BE FINE, BLESSED WITH FIRE RESISTANCE.
(2) HOW EMBARRASSING. YOU BREATHE GARLIC INSTEAD.
THROW FLUFFY WAMBLERS AT BOSS
(5) A WAMBLER STRIKES THE SUITED MAN, SHATTERING HIM. HIS ESSENCE FLOWS INTO THE OTHER TWO.
Smother the nearest hero with my intoxicating sweets.
(1) THAT SOUNDS DISGUSTING, SO I JUST DROP YOU WHERE THE APEX OF THE TOWER USED TO BE.
Dirg, of course I'll be fine; I'm Theodore Crews!
Anyways, explode into a gigantic grill, grilling everyone near me to incineration! Then unleash my hordes of Bruce Lees, George Takeis, beauracrats, telemarketers, Him, Bane, and the original Old Spice Guy on everyone. Oh, and an army of Fabios too, for anyone who's watched Mano a Mano in el bano. Dual wielding SOPA and PIPA, go all out on my targets while spitting a metric fuckton of peanuts at the lich.
(2v4+1&4+1) (4v4+1&4+1) (2v4+1&4+1) THE TWO REMAINING BOSSES PIMP SLAP YOUR SOPA AND PIPA AWAY BEFORE LOCKING YOU INSIDE THE GRILL. LUCKILY FOR YOU, DIRGS GIFT KICKS IN, AND YOU SURVIVE. WHEN YOU GET OUT, THE TWO BOSSES ARE STANDING THERE UPON A PILE OF FABIO CORPSES.
CURSE FATE AND GET TOSSED INTO FRAY AS NEW CHARACTER
(1) FATE DISLIKES YOU MORE. NOW YOU'L NEVER GET A DATE FOR PROM. LOL IDUNNO.
BOSS TURN
"Look brother, Xantalos is back."
"Yes, let's."
They turn to gaze at Xantalos, and the (4+1) lich resurrects the third boss, redistributing the energy. (6+1) The jester form just walks towards him, slowly picking up speed until he becomes a blur.(2v6+1) Xantalos futily tries to defend himself, but to no avail, as his neck is first snapped, then his limbs removed. The bosses walk up to Dirg. The lich takes the lead in this conversation.
"Greetings, Dirg. As you can see, your friend over there did not pose much of a challenge. Let's hope you pose more of one. Pick one of us. Just a tip, your pal over there is what happens when you choose all of us."
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