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[borno]

FOLD PAPER NINJA NAPKIN STARS
THROW THEM AT EVERY EVIL GUY

[GraveHaunter92]

I FLY AROUND AND LOOK FOR THEN NEAREST CORPSE TO POSSESS, AND THEN I FALCON PUNCH THE LICH

[Spinal_Taper]

BECOME STAR GOD OF FIRE, SUMMON MY INFINTE LEGIONS TO WAR!

(6)YOU BECOME THE STAR GOD OF FIRE, BUT YOUR SON INSTANTLY TRIES TO WRESTLE CONTROL FROM YOU.

Claim the soul for my own, and start in the dark magic sword.

(1) THE SOUL DOSEN'T LIKE YOU. (3) YOU MAKE A DARK MAGIC DAGGER.

"OH GOD, MY FATHERS SWORD.THAT WAS A PRICELESS FAMILY HEIRLOOM!" BECOME WHITE MAGE AND CAST FULL HEAL ON HEROIC PARTY GROUP.

(2) YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE CLASSES, SILLY. YOU'RE FIGHTING THE FINAL BOSS. (6) YOU CAST FULL HEAL. ON EVERYTHING ALIVE. THE DEMONIC, EVIL CENTIPEDE REGENERATES ITS MISSING FLESH AND LAUNCHES INTO COMBAT WITH THE FRIENDLY BUTTERFLY.

TAKE DUPLICATE OUT TO DINNER.

(1) THE SUSPICIOUSLY EFFEMINATE DUPLICATE SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE, SENDING YOUR HEAD FLYING INTO NIRUR LAP.

Use magic to turn over the demon to my cause, then attempt to bind it's soul into mine.  "LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE THIS!"

YOU ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE THE GREATEST CONVERSATIONIST TO TURN TO YOUR SIDE. YOU THEN TRY TO CAST SOUL MAGIC ON A DEMON. OOPS. (1) LUCKILY, HE'S TOO BUSY HAVING HEADS FLY INTO HIS LAP.

PLAGUE OF WONDERFUL FISH & WATER > SURROUNDINGS!

YOU CALL DOWN FISH AND WATER ONTO YOUR SURROUNDINGS. ALRIGHT, THREE GUPPIES AND A GALLON OF WATER.

Become a Super Saiyan?

(2) YOU AREN'T A SAIYAN, SORRY.

Just summon more underlings, if fate wants to be that way

(5) YOUR HANDS BEGIN TO GLOW WITH AN OMINOUS PURPLE LIGHT, AND YOU SKETCH UP A PENTAGRAM IN MID AIR. WITH ONE FINAL GESTURE, HUNDREDS OF IMPS BURST OUT OF THE AIR, AND STARE DOWN THE HEROES.

FOLD PAPER NINJA NAPKIN STARS
THROW THEM AT EVERY EVIL GUY

YOU QUICKLY FOLD UP FOUR PAPER SHURIKENS, AND THROW THEM AT THE BOSS AND HIS MINIBOSSES. (3,3,3,1) ONE SLICES UP THE LICHS ABDOMEN, CAUSING SLIGHT BLEEDING, WHILE TWO BURY THEMSELVES INTO RTDs ARMOR, BRUISING HIM. THE LAST ONE FLIES BY NIRURS HEAD, THEN ARCS AROUND AND HITS YOU IN THE ARM.

I FLY AROUND AND LOOK FOR THEN NEAREST CORPSE TO POSSESS, AND THEN I FALCON PUNCH THE LICH

SURPRISINGLY, NOONE DIED THIS TURN. SORRY.

BOSS TURN
The Lich glances at his abdomen and back up at Borno. His face contorts with rage, and his fist glows purple. He dashes at Borno, then brings his fist into Bornos stomach.
"This is why you don't want to try to fight me. Watch, as he falls."



BOSS STATUS

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ECTOPLASM REBIRTH
DEATH INCARNATE

MINIONS

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WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
^{-Hundreds on Imps}
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING

ARENA STATUS

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DINING HALL, NOW A PORTAL TO HELL

[Loud Whispers]

ATTEMPT TO RELATE WITH DEMON MOTHRA WITH HEARTFELT SPEECH

[Greenstarfanatic]

I pick up my head and offer to take her back to my place PROPOSE.

[wolfchild]

Order minions to attack, claim soul of any hero falling this turn

[Tiruin]

-SNIP-

[Powder Miner]

BE A POTATO. SUDDENLY, START GLOWING, HOVERING AND GAINING POOOWWWERRR! TURN OUT TO BE GOD OF POTATOES.

[GraveHaunter92]

RISE TO HEAVEN, ASK FOR A NEW BODY TO FIGHT LICH WITH.... AND A B2 BOMBER!

[mcclay]

EAT SON, SUMMON INFINTE LEGIONS TO BATTLE.

[jetex1911]

Attempt to use shape-shifting magic to turn into an antman. Four arms are better than two!

[Caerwyn]

Forge four unique weapons: One, the Spear of Tittianus, renowned for it's stabbiness. The Sword of Archioles, able to be thrown any distance, and will come back to the user. The Bow of Bladurius, which never misses, and can be used as a potent melee weapon; but the user does suffer from some bladder problems. And, finally, the Club of Rage, which can put the wielder into such a state of fury, that none can stop it/him/her. They do tend to attack inanimate objects, however. Distribute these fine weapons to my allies/Master! Oh, and make all the weapons ebil. Because I can.

[Dirg]

DISTARCT LICH'S MINIONS AND IMPS WITH FREE STYLE RAP BATTLE...YO?

[Mullet Master]

PUT ON DREAMER MACHINE AND GO TO NEXT LEVEL OF SLEEP.
CREATE ELABORATE SCENARIO WHERE YOU AND LICH BOSS ARE AT A ROADHOUSE-TYPE BAR IN 1991.
CONVINCE BOSS THAT THE BAR IS CLOSING SOON AND HE'S NOT GOING HOME WITH THOSE LADIES SO HE SHOULD CHOOSE A DIFFERENT LINE OF WORK.

[Yoink]

"WHAT IS THAT, A BUTTERFLY?"

"HA HA HA BUTTERFLIES ARE FOR GIRLS"

"ALSO YOU MISSED. I COULD SMELL THAT FAIL A MILE AWAY"

MAKE FUN OF BOSS

THEN SHANK WITH EYECHUCKS WHEN DISTRACTED