THE BOSS IS ENTERING HIS NEXT FORM.NO BONUS FOR GUESSING WHO HE TURNED INTO.DRINK SOME E-Z AID1 TO GAIN MAGICAL POWERS! THEN PUNCH FINAL BOSSES ECTOPLASM'S FACE IN THE EYE
1:E-Z Aid: It gives you super powers!
(3)YOU GAIN THE POWER TO FOLD NAPKINS REALLY NICELY. (5)YOU LOOK TO PUNCH THE ECTOPLASM IN THE FACE, BUT SEEING THE LACK THERE OF, PUNCH NIRUR TORIR IN THE FACE. AFTER ALL, HE'S EVIL.
Shoot GM!
(2) YOUR GM DODGES THE SHOTS AND BARELY CONTROLS HIMSELF FROM WRITING YOU OUT OF THE STORY.
ADMIRE THE MIRCROCLINE TABLE WHILST EATING SPINACH AND ACQUIRING MORE IRON
(1) YOU WOULD ADMIRE THE TABLE, BUT YOUR BABY, WIFE, THIRTY CATS AND UNCLE JUST DIED. DUE TO THIS, YOU RAMPAGE INSTEAD, (3) SWINGING THE TABLE AT BORNO, WHO QUICKLY FOLDS A NAOKIN SHIELD TO SOFTEN THE BLOW.
Realize that I'd rather not serve an ectoplasm who likes maiming his employees. Swim out of the pool, still clutching my arm!
(6)YOU TRY TO RETHINK SERVING THE BOSS, BUT INSTEAD FIND YOURSELF IN A PHILOSOPHICAL DISCUSSION WITH YOURSELF OVER WHETHER MAIMING EMPLOYEES IS REALLY THAT UNDESIRABLE. ALSO, YOU GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE.
Yrillin...Krumcha...Octagolo...My friends...It cannot end this way!
Pull a secret hidden move out of nowhere, and power up to Super Saiyan Level...TWO!
(3) DEUS EX MACHINAMEHA! THE ECTOPLASM GLOWS A LITTLE.
OBTAIN MOP
RAMBO USED CLEAN UP ON ECTO POOL OF DEATH. AND EVIL.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
(3) You mop up a little. Your mop screams at you.
BEFORE I GET PULLED INTO THE BODY/ECTO POOL OF THE LICH I PRAY TO BUDDHA AND ASK HIM TO RESSURECT ME
(1) NO DICE. BUDDHA AND THE LICH ARE BUDDIES.
Rage at abysmal luck, before regenerating and sundering the earth below yoink
(5) YOU ARE FILLED WITH ENDLESS ANGER, BEFORE (2)YOUR HAND PUNCHES THE GROUND, DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Attempt to throw Pokéball at Pool, while saying cheesy line that goes with it.
(5)YOU THROW A POKÉBALL AT THE POOL, HITTING IT DEAD ON. OH WAIT. THATS A POOL OF DARK MAGIC AND UNDEAD ABOMINATIONS, NOT A POKÉMON. THAT'S TOTALLY LEGUT TOO, I'M NOT RAILROADING.
Sorry. Back.
Aim a dark magic blast to vaporize bodies and souls at someone.
(6)YOU MANAGE TO OVERCOME BOTH THE CHALLENGES OF BEING A MELEE FIGHTER AND A PILE OF GOO TO THROW MAGIC AT LOUD WHISPERS, WHO PUNCHES IT IN THE FACE.
PUT ON ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
APPLY CHAMPAGNE TO VARIOUS PLAYER CHARACTERS TO BOOST ACTIONS
(3)YOU SHOW UP NAKED EXCEPT FOR A WIZARD HAT AND RUN AROUND SCREAMING "WHO WANTS CHAMPAGNE?" AT THE OTHER HEROES.
RUN LIKE LEMMING TO FATHERS SWORD, IGNORE DANGER.
(4) YOU RUN TO YOUR FATHERS SWORD, IGNORING THE VARIOUS ALCHOHOLS AND FISTS GOING AROUND.
DRINK LICH ECTOPLASM.
YOU HURTLE THROUGH TIME, AND GAME, LEAVING THAT PARTY BEHIND TO PARTAKE IN THE FESTIVITIES. AS OPPOSED TO DRINKING CHAMPAGNE, YOU START GUZZLING LICH ECTOPLASM. (1)TASTES LIKE BURNING AND BEING ASSIMILATED.
BOSS TURN
"It... It... It's not over yet!"
The glowing ectoplasm begins working on the sword, dissolving it while the heroes do nothing in particular. The game pauses for a moment as the player begins raging. He presses space, and immediately, a massive 4 winged butterfly made of flames bursts from where the sword was. Then it begins screaming as the ectoplasm starts disintegrating it. Another demon, a massive centipede attempts to escape it's prison, but suffers the same fate as its ally. The ectoplasm begins pulling itself together, first forming a hand, then an arm, shoulder, until it has formed a new body for itself. A tall man with his skin suffering a constant cycle of death, rot and rebirth underneath the dull grey business suit he dons. His shape flickers and fades, almost as if it was destroying everything around it. With a few quick gestures, wolfchild, Caerwyn, Tiruin, RTD and even Nirur Torir are reborn from the remaining ectoplasm. The robed man gazes at his opponents for a moment before letting purple lightning dance down his hand.
"Well then, so called heroes. Are you ready? It ends here. All your heroism served only to increase my strength. Prepare to die."
BOSS STATUS
ECTOPLASM REBIRTH
DEATH INCARNATE
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR FARMER GUY
ARENA STATUS
DINING HALL, NOW A PORTAL TO HELL
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