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[misko27]

Not to belittle all these wonderful acts of destruction, I have the feeling Spinal_Taper is making a sequel. In a new thread.

seriously? there must be some conclusion to this thread! It had no real climax! Reviews will go into the toliet! Spinal-Tap wil be ruined!

[Greenstarfanatic]

May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.

I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.

[Xantalos]

Not to belittle all these wonderful acts of destruction, I have the feeling Spinal_Taper is making a sequel. In a new thread.

seriously? there must be some conclusion to this thread! It had no real climax! Reviews will go into the toliet! Spinal-Tap wil be ruined!

The conclusion happened on page 109 or something.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Not to belittle all these wonderful acts of destruction, I have the feeling Spinal_Taper is making a sequel. In a new thread.

seriously? there must be some conclusion to this thread! It had no real climax! Reviews will go into the toliet! Spinal-Tap wil be ruined!

The conclusion happened on page 109 or something.

I only have 71 pages...
...I only have 79 pa

[Xantalos]

Not to belittle all these wonderful acts of destruction, I have the feeling Spinal_Taper is making a sequel. In a new thread.

seriously? there must be some conclusion to this thread! It had no real climax! Reviews will go into the toliet! Spinal-Tap wil be ruined!

The conclusion happened on page 109 or something.

I only have 71 pages...
...I only have 79 pa

A while ago. Nevertheless, the end of love will come. Until then, adeiu, auf weidershen, hatstack la vista, and Ţ̸̵̗̠̣̭͎̻͙̺̠͉̞̲̬̩̞̲̮͆̓̉ͩ̍͛̽ͤ́̚͡ͅa̼͔̱͕̯͔͓͇̙̪̰̲ͩ̇͂̏͞ͅ-̧̬͓̠͔͉̥͍͈͉̲̝̠̝̝͓̾̑̊̽̃́ͅt̶̵̴̥͈͉͉̳̜̗̱̟̥̲̰̣̩͇̳̜̒̾̾ͦͪ̑͐ͥ͆͛ͯ̓ͣ̄ͯͨͮ͠ͅa̴̸̵̙͚͓̭̩̥̞̻͓̮̘͕̫̙̹̤̒ͧ͐͂ͭ̃ͮ̾̿̇̉̉̈́̈̀͢.ͨͥ̐̃́̇ͨͥ̓҉̴̴̡̝̠͎͈̠̥͈̰̭̣̲

[misko27]

May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.

I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.

HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.

I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.

[Xantalos]

May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.

I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.

HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.

I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.

Being a god of humanity would explain the shouting.

[misko27]

Seriously though, new thread? that sucks. No plt resolution at ALL.

Unless you call her admiting she liked Dirg the end, in which case this is the epilogue.

[misko27]

Thinking...

Wait, that means, that this is just recruitment. JOIN ME!!!

[Xantalos]

BOSS TURN:

The Lichette suddenly shudders a bit, and tries to grab Dirgs attention. She gives him a worried, guilty frown, latches  onto him, and points at the wormhole from whence they came.
"I don't think we win, Dirg. I-I think they're back. I-I'm scared."
Just then, a loud rattling sound emenates from the wormhole, and something horrible, so horrible that the muind cannot comprehend it forces its way through. A sheathe materializes on Lichettes back, and she reaches for it, intending to defend Dirg to the death.
HOLY SHIT WHAT A TWIST.

TELL ME YOUR FINAL FORMS, AND WHETHER YOU'RE LIBERAL (LICHETTE) OR CONSERVATIVE (MISKO) AND WE'LL GET THIS SEQUAL SHIT ON THE ROAD!

COMING SOON: YOU AT FINAL BOSS 2: INSERT SEQUAL NAME HERE

That was me, I think. Or you. Or something. So yeah.

[misko27]

BOSS TURN:

The Lichette suddenly shudders a bit, and tries to grab Dirgs attention. She gives him a worried, guilty frown, latches  onto him, and points at the wormhole from whence they came.
"I don't think we win, Dirg. I-I think they're back. I-I'm scared."
Just then, a loud rattling sound emenates from the wormhole, and something horrible, so horrible that the muind cannot comprehend it forces its way through. A sheathe materializes on Lichettes back, and she reaches for it, intending to defend Dirg to the death.
HOLY SHIT WHAT A TWIST.

TELL ME YOUR FINAL FORMS, AND WHETHER YOU'RE LIBERAL (LICHETTE) OR CONSERVATIVE (MISKO) AND WE'LL GET THIS SEQUAL SHIT ON THE ROAD!

COMING SOON: YOU AT FINAL BOSS 2: INSERT SEQUAL NAME HERE

That was me, I think. Or you. Or something. So yeah.

I think we arrives at the same time. Yeah, that makes sense. If it was just the all consuming cloud of death you are, she wouldn't pull our her sword, cause stabbing cloud seems pretty pointless. Besides, since I and Wrex are physical, we certainly were the ones who made the sound.

So yeah, we are a contingent of dark ones coming to rain on dirgs parade.

[BFEL]

Shaddup! I was IC!

I'm quite aware that real life is grey as fuck and that it's generally pretty nasty when you get down to it. Just let me a wide-eyed idealist for once.

Besides, I wanted to counter Misko's insane ramblings with heroic speeches. Bring a little balance and all that.

NO NO NO, you dont counter him with heroics! You counter him with PURE LOGICAL SANE !!BLUEBERRY MUFFINS!!

[GreatWyrmGold]

May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.

I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.

HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.

I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.

If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?

[Xantalos]

BOSS TURN:

The Lichette suddenly shudders a bit, and tries to grab Dirgs attention. She gives him a worried, guilty frown, latches  onto him, and points at the wormhole from whence they came.
"I don't think we win, Dirg. I-I think they're back. I-I'm scared."
Just then, a loud rattling sound emenates from the wormhole, and something horrible, so horrible that the muind cannot comprehend it forces its way through. A sheathe materializes on Lichettes back, and she reaches for it, intending to defend Dirg to the death.
HOLY SHIT WHAT A TWIST.

TELL ME YOUR FINAL FORMS, AND WHETHER YOU'RE LIBERAL (LICHETTE) OR CONSERVATIVE (MISKO) AND WE'LL GET THIS SEQUAL SHIT ON THE ROAD!

COMING SOON: YOU AT FINAL BOSS 2: INSERT SEQUAL NAME HERE

That was me, I think. Or you. Or something. So yeah.

I think we arrives at the same time. Yeah, that makes sense. If it was just the all consuming cloud of death you are, she wouldn't pull our her sword, cause stabbing cloud seems pretty pointless. Besides, since I and Wrex are physical, we certainly were the ones who made the sound.

So yeah, we are a contingent of dark ones coming to rain on dirgs parade.

May I suggest your theme music? That or Wagner. Ride of the Valkyries.

[Corai]

May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.

I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.

HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.

I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.

If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?

WE. ARE. DEMONS.

Mwahahahahaha?