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[Dirg]

TOSS CHAOS ORB AT GREENSTARFANATIC AS I KEEP PLUMMETING TO MY DOOM IN NOTHING. ROLL ONTO BACK AS I PANIC SO WINGS FINALLY LIFT ME OUT.

[Wrex]

EXPLODE WHEN FIRE REACHES FUEL TANKS TO IMMOLATE HEROES.

[miauw62]

IDENTIFY ORB IN ARMS. THEN ABSORB IT.

((whyamievendoingthisitdidntworkoutwelllasttimesowhywoulditworkoutwellnowD:))

[BFEL]

lol damn I was aiming for a gambit pileup where I would get 3 sixes, combine them to summon the ice cream devil, summon him INSIDE the orb of thought, causing him to think of nothing but obtaining ice cream. then I would destroy all ice cream.
THATS RIGHT, I WAS ACTUALLY ON THE HEROES SIDE FROM THE BEGINNING! DUN DUN DUN
course I was busy being a dick so yeah

EDIT: I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!

BELIEVE IN MAGIC IN A YOUNG GIRLS HEART, CAUSING LICH TO BECOME YOUNG GIRL.
AFTERWARD, BECOME PEDOBEAR

[bukitodinos]

EAT EVERYTHING

[Dirg]

Actually Ice Cream devil was on heroes side. We fused together at one point as well.

[Spinal_Taper]

((Why am I still in the NEUTRAL space?!  ))

As an aftereffect, my particles will implode.

((I moved all of lichs minions to neutral, because he was trying to omnom universe. I guess he's neutral compared to these guys as well, though.))
(6) YOU IMPLODE ALL OF YOUR PARTICLES, CAUSING THEM TO DO JUST THAT. SHRINK. IT'S LESS OF A PLODE AND MORE OF AN IN, SO I GUESS IT'S GOOD ENOUGH.

Ah well. Get blood sphere by any. means. necessary or unnecessary.

(3) YOU WALK OVER TO THE ORB, KICK IT HARD AND TAKE THE BLOOD ORB.

SEND LICH TO THAT GHETTO UNIVERSITY

(5) YOU BRING YET MORE GANGSTERS INTO THIS HOLY, SACRED PLACE. THEY BEGIN ORATING ON HOW HE'S A "BITCH-ASS ORB.", AND HOW THEY "FUCKED HIS MOTHER", BEFORE RUSHING HIM WITH SHIVS AND BATS, BEATING THE ORB OF GUNS OUT.

>CREATE INCINERATOR
>IF SUCCESSFUL, PUT INCINERATOR IN TEMPLE CAREFULLY
>IF SUCCESSFUL, PUT FIRE SPHERE INTO FREEZER
>IF SUCCESSFUL, PLACE GOLD-DRAGON-MAGICKED LUCK GEM INTO ORB WEAPON Greenstarfanatic IS MAKING

>IF 1 NOT SUCCESSFUL, PUT FIRE SPHERE METAL BOX, CALL IT AN INCINERATOR, AND IF SUCCESSFUL GOTO 3
>IF 2 NOT SUCCESSFUL, REBUILD TEMPLE IF BROKEN
> IF 2 NOT SUCCESSFUL AND TEMPLE NOT BROKEN, GOTO 5

>PRAY TO HELP ALL OF misko27'S ACTIONS I CAN
>REQUEST THAT STATUS AS POPE OF THE misko27 CHURCH BE NOTED IN HEROES TAB

(5) YOU CREATE AN INCINERATOR, CRAFTED FROM SHEER DIAMONDONIDILLIOMUNOBTONIUM. (4) YOU PUT IT INTO THE TEMPLE SOMEWHERE. (3) YOU THROW SOME ROCKS AT GREENSTAR, SCREAMING "TAKE MY ASSISTANCE!".

Check out what my afterlife is like.

(1) YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARASSED BY PRISON DEMONS EVERYDAY.

Cute the magic to death.

(2) BEING A FORCE OF PURE DESTRUCTION, IT'S NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN THE CUTENESS OF A SMALL ELDER GOD.

FASHION MY MULTIPLE ORBS INTO HERO-MAGIC-ORB-WEAPON-THINGYMABOBMCJIGGER.

ASK EVERYBODY TO CONTRIBUTE.

(2+1) YOU CRAFT THE SALT SHAKER OF DESTINY! IT'S KIND OF SHARP, AND SPARKLES A LITTLE, WITH A PICTURE OF A LITTLE DRAGON ON IT.

NON ACTION POST:

I like that we sent Spinal Taper into some kind of BSOD with all the crazy shit we're doing.

Considering a 72-page minimalist RTD is now his greatest creation, I'd be sort of bummed out too.

Yeah. This makes me cry bloody tears at night.

Wait no, magic puller! NOOO!!! BTW I knew angry homeless people was a great idea. And wow, great rolls this turn. First couple of turns I was incapable of almost anything.

CONTAIN MAGIC SPHERE IN ANTI-MAGIC SHIELD.
STRIKE WIZARD WITH SURPRISINGLY EFFECTIVE CHEESY LICH BLASTER DEVICE
SHOOT FLAME AT RODNEY
SEND ONLY SON TO MORTAL PLANE TO STEAL ORB OF FROST.

tenets are about music and fire purifying, or something, I don't know, ask the pope, he seems to know. I bet my temple has the two orbs on both sides of the altar, smelling slightly of burnt homeless people. Hmm, I still need more spheres. Wait no, I need to defeat frost.

EDIT:

FASHION MY MULTIPLE ORBS INTO HERO-MAGIC-ORB-WEAPON-THINGYMABOBMCJIGGER.

ASK EVERYBODY TO CONTRIBUTE.

Enchant this to make it stronger.

(1) "HURR, I CAN GO MAGIC TOO!"
YOU CAST A SPELL OF SELF-IMMOLATION.

TOSS CHAOS ORB AT GREENSTARFANATIC AS I KEEP PLUMMETING TO MY DOOM IN NOTHING. ROLL ONTO BACK AS I PANIC SO WINGS FINALLY LIFT ME OUT.

(3) YOU THROW THE CHAOS ORB AT GREENSTAR. IT STRIKES HIS ARM, CHANGING IT INTO A BANANA. (4) YOU START ROLLING AROUND IN THE AIR, EVENTUALLY FLYING BACK UP ONTO THE BATTLEFIELD.

lol damn I was aiming for a gambit pileup where I would get 3 sixes, combine them to summon the ice cream devil, summon him INSIDE the orb of thought, causing him to think of nothing but obtaining ice cream. then I would destroy all ice cream.
THATS RIGHT, I WAS ACTUALLY ON THE HEROES SIDE FROM THE BEGINNING! DUN DUN DUN
course I was busy being a dick so yeah

EDIT: I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!

BELIEVE IN MAGIC IN A YOUNG GIRLS HEART, CAUSING LICH TO BECOME YOUNG GIRL.
AFTERWARD, BECOME PEDOBEAR

(6) THE MAGIC IN THE YOUNG GIRLS HEART TURNS ONE ASPECT OF THE ORB INTO A SMALL GIRL, BEFORE FREEING HER TO BEAT YOUR ASS. (3) YOU ARE A BADLY WOUNDED CHILD MOLESTING BEAR. OH WAIT. NOW YOU'RE DEAD.

EAT EVERYTHING

(3) YOU EAT PARTS OF EXISTENCE, BEFORE THE PLANET OF THE PARASITES DISAGREES WITH YOU, CAUSING YOU TO VOMIT MOST OF ALL MATTER OUT.

BOSS TURN:
(3+3)
SUDDENLY, THE WORMHOLE STOPS SUCKING IN LINES.(LOLTROPES) IT SUDDENLY FORMS A SWIRLING MASS OF ENERGY CENTERED JUST ABOVE THE LICH. ALL OF THOSE FIGHTING HIM SUDDENLY FEEL A SENSE OF FOREBODING.
BOSS STATUS

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Magic Incarnate
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Lich
Gun-TCM
Blood-LICH
Chocolate-Xantalos
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Xantalos
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Green
Mud-Green
Light-Green
Imagination-Xantalos
Law-Lich

MINIONS

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ZOMARA
1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard

NEUTRAL

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WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY

HEROES

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GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SCP-682/OOMPA LOOMPA
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, TWOPACK
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, CTHULU
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
MISKO, THE GOD OF FLAME AND MUSIC

ARENA STATUS

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GALAXY CENTER

DICK
[spoiler]BFFL[/spoiler

[Xantalos]

Use blood orb to turn all blood everywhere into molten sladeamantine.

[peglegpengeuin]

Great. Take over hell, I guess. In one action, too.

Edit: Hey, you know what would be funny? If I rolled 3 6s.

[misko27]

Da hell. My magic not working that turn, making almighty salt-shakers and such.

>INFUSE POWER INTO SON ON MORTAL PLANE
>MAKE HIM STEAL FROST ORB
>EXPLAIN TO LICH THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO CREATE SOMETHING "ABOVE" HIS HEAD, AS IN SPACE ABOVE HAS NO MEANING, AND HE IS ABALL, AND THEREFORE HAS NO HEAD.

I WILL DEFEAT FROST EVENTUUALLY.

[raptorfangamer]

cause icecream!

[TCM]

USE THE POWER OF GUN TO GUN THE LICH

SEND IN GANGSTERS TO RUSH AND BEAT THE OTHER ORBS OUT OF HIM

[Greenstarfanatic]

FUSE SALT SHAKER OF DESTINY ONTO OTHER ARM.

SHOOT BANANAS AND SALT AT LICH.

YEEEEEEEEAH.

[Hanslanda]

We're dead.

... Become a swarm of Tyranids.

[GreatWyrmGold]

-Locate orbs
-If 1 is successful, incinerate orbs in incinerator
-If 1 fails, bite lich for 4d8+18 damage in hopes of knocking off another orb
-If 3 is successful, incinerate orbs
-If 3 fails, open portal to Aperture Science labs