M'kay folks, two things. First, only one action post per turn please. This is not to make it less fun, but rather so I don't have to surf through 3 pages, trying to piece together actions. You can have multiple actions, but only post once. Faster turns that way. Also, to reinforce this new rule, I'm only taking the first action from each person. So yeah, to make up for the sudden rule change, this.Alright.
>Stick fire sphere in freezer to see what happens (4)
>Become High Priest of misko27 (1)
>Help build a temple to misko27 and put an incinerator in there (2)
>Add my prayers to help purify the dick's ashes (5)
>Attend concert and evangelise there (3)
>If raptorfangamer successfully incinerates the boss, claim it as a miracle for misko27 (r)
>Hope for more frequent updates (n/a)
Edit: In case I can't do all of this list of actions, I've added a number at the end to indicate what priority the actions hav
(5) POPE GREATWYRM THE GOLD HAS BEEN ELECTED! HE DOES... SOMETHING. I DUNNO. DOES MISKOS RELIGION EVEN HAVE ANY TENENTS? (5) YOU CONSTRUCT A TEMPLE FROM THE MAGIC JETTING AROUND THE BATTLEGROUND. THE TEXTURE CREATED BY IT GLOWS AND SHIFT BEAUTIFULLY, CREATING A MAJESTIC SEAT FOR THE RELIGION.
Ask lich if he wants to go jellyfishing with me. Continuously bug him about this.
(6) "Hey
Squidward Ner'Tha! Wanna go jellyfishing?"
(4) "NO!"
(4+3) HE FIRES A MASSIVE BEAM OF ENERGY AT SPONGEBOB, WIPING THE YELLOW SPONGE FROM EXISTENCE.
A ghetto? great, a quick n cheap way to make the pop cap in AoE bigger.
>EXPAND GHETTO
(4) IT GROWS, TO ABOUT THE SIZE OF A GOOD-SIZED SUBURB
NO, METAPHYSICALITY IS MY DOWNFALL ONCE AGAIN!
CORRUPT THE MIND OF THE PINEAPPLE GOLEM USING SUBVERSIVE AND RADICAL LYRICS TO FORCE HIM TO ATTACK RODNEY.
(5+1) YOU CORRUPT THE MIND OF THE GOLEM. HE PULLS OUT A LAPTOP AND BEGINS BROWSING 4CHAN. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
I, Suppose that works. Uh, okay.
Hmm, I could really use more spheres...
SUMMON ANGRY HOMELESS PEOPLE AND USE THEM AS CHEAP WORK-FORCE TO BUILD TEMPLE IN HONOR OF ME.
USE NEW TEMPLE'S BUILT IN LICH-BLASTERtm TO BLAST LICH.
GRAB ANY UNTAKEN ORBS.
DEMAND SACRIFICES.
IF TEMPLE IS DESTROYED BY THIS POINT, REBUILD.
(4) THEY'RE SO DRUNK, THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT THEY'RE BUILDING A TEMPLE. THEY JUST KIND OF MOVE THINGS AROUND, BUT IT ALL TURNS OUT NICELY, BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY A 1/2 CHANCE THINGS WOULD GO HORRIBLY WRONG. (3) YOU ACTIVATE THE TEMPLES BUILT-IN LICH BLASTER, WHICH BLASTS HIM FULL OF CHEESY DELICIOUS FLAVOR.
GET METAAAAAAAL MAGIC.
GIVE TO YOINK.
THEN PUNCH OUT...BOXING MAGIC(?)
(3) YOU GET ZINC MAGIC. SUCKS FOR YOU.
REMIND SELF I HAVE WINGS AND CONSTANT SLOW-MO.... CRAP, NOT THE SLOW-MO. FLY OUT OF NOTHINGNESS AND RAM LICH WITH CHAOS ORB SET TO SELF DESTRUCT.
(1) REMINDED OF YOUR WINGS BY THE EMINENT DEATH BY FALLING, YOU BEGIN FLAPPING YOUR WINGS UPSIDE DOWN, PUSHING YOURSELF TOWARDS THE EMINENT DEATH BY FALLING INTO NOTHING FASTER.
Scream "NOOOOOO" epicly as Dirg sacrifices himself. Also, summon orb of cliches.
(3) "noooo... He's dying and stuff. Wanna go get a sandwich or something?"
(1) YOU ARE STRUCK DOWN BY THE GODS FOR YOUR SARCASM IN THE FACE OF YOUR ALLY DYING.
(Nah, probably not. This is the only one I play.)
Realize I'm still Cthulhu somehow. Attack the Magic!
(3) YOU ARE CHIBI-CTHULU. SO ADORABLE, YOU DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE WITH JUST A BAT OF THE EYES, AND A DARK WHISPER INTO THEIR SOULS.
USE THE PURE DICKISHNESS CONTAINED IN MY ASHES/MUCK WHATEVER TO STEAL EVERYONE ELSES SIXES THIS TURN (basically if 1 person rolls a six, get free one use insta-six, if 10 ppl roll 6...you get the idea 
)
AFTERWARD, USE SIX TO EAT PINEAPPLE GOLEM, ON A PIZZA
(6) ARE YOU SURE THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA? HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT OVERSHOOTS DO IN THIS GAME? WELL, YOU GET INSTANTLY HIT WITH THE AFTEREFFECTS OF EVERY OVERSHOOT ON THIS ENTIRE BOARD. I CAN'T DESCRIBE IT. IT MAKES ME VOMIT.
SEND ANGRY GOTH KIDS AT LICH IN HOPE TO DEPRESS HIM!!!
(3) THEY WALK UP TO THE LICH AND MOPE AROUND ON HIS PROPERTY, MAKING HIM SOMEWHAT SAD FOR AMERICAN YOUTH.
Enjoy the free power that resides within the lich.
Give the Lich my orb of air in exchange for permanent residence
use the power I consumed to make the orb of magnates
learn how magnates work.
(4) AYUP. THAT ENERGY SURE IS NICE. (6) HE TAKES THE ORB OF AIR, BEFORE GIVING YOU PERMANENT RESIDENCE IN HIS BEACH HOUSE.
((So first of all, Welcome to the RTD board, all you new faces!
And by that, I'm seeing a lot of new people lately. 
))
Tiruin, having been rotting since the turn of the epoch, decides to SHATTER THE BIOLOGICAL LAW of GENETICS!
(Oh lawd, Tiruin's back. So, yeah, somehow the people have not quite yet defeated the Lich. Welcome back, and welcome to all you n00bs.))
(1) YOU START WITH YOUR OWN GENETICS, REMOVING YOURSELF FROM THE TIME STREAM.
((Oh, you.))
Disperse my essence into the general universe, destroying myself in the process while disrupting the...total chaos that everyone is doing around me. If possible, tamper with the law of inertia.
This is for that Lich, mm'kay?
((And this will be my final action. ))
(2) THEN, THE ELF-THING TIRUIN DISPERSED INTO THE UNIVERSE, CAUSING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, BUT A FEW TRAFFIC JAMS.
(allow me to express my extreme joy: FFFFUUUUUCKKKK YEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!)
HOST HEROES-ONLY CELEBRATORY CONCERT ON SELF TO AID IN CONVERTING BFEL TO THE SIDE OF THE HEROES, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME ROCKING ANOTHER ORB TO MYSELF.
(4) YOU HOST A HEROES ONLY CONCERT, FEATURING THE MUSICAL TALENTS OF SOME LOCAL PLAYERS. IT'S OKAY, BUT NOT SPECTACULAR BY ANY MEANS. (4) THEN, YOU PULL AN ORB FROM THE LICH, AND ROCK IT BACK AND FORTH WITHIN YOUR ARMS. IT WON'T BURP FOR SOME REASON THOUGH.
CRASH HEROES CONCERT WITH POWER OF IMAGINATION.
(1) YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF AS A PLANE, HURTLING THROUGH THE SKIES AT THE HEROES PARTY. THAT'LL SHOW THEM. SADLY, YOU MISS THE PARTY, AND SMASH INTO THE COUNTRY-SIDE BESIDE IT.
PROVE YOU CANNOT DO ONE ACTION AT A TIME
SUMMON ICE CREAM
THROW WIZARD STAFF INTO DISHWASHER
SACRIFICE UNICORN
(1) YOU SUMMON AN ICE CREAM GOLEM, WHO GOES BESERK BEFORE TURNING ON YOU AND GUARENTEEING YOUR DELICIOUS, FREEZY DEATH.
BOSS TURN:
(6+3) Rodney is suspended into the air, while a miniature wormhole opens up above the galactic core, which begins to pull in magical energy.
BOSS STATUS
Magic Incarnate
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Lich
Gun-Lich
Blood-LICH
Chocolate-Xantalos
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Lich
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Green
Mud-Green
Light-Green
Imagination-Xantalos
Law-Lich
MINIONS
ZOMARA
1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard
NEUTRAL
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY
HEROES
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SCP-682/OOMPA LOOMPA
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, TWOPACK
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, CTHULU
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
MISKO, THE GOD OF FLAME AND MUSIC
ARENA STATUS
DICK
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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