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Author Topic: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM  (Read 37289 times)

Dirg

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #105 on: July 24, 2012, 12:24:01 pm »

FORGET GMING, I RICH. BUILD GIANT ARMY OF MUTANT ROBOTS WITH CASH.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #106 on: July 24, 2012, 02:30:26 pm »

DELAY TURN FOR PROGRESSIVELY LONGER PERIODS OF TIME.  APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY EACH TIME.  EVENTUALLY NEVER WRITE THE NEXT TURN AT ALL AND FADE INTO OBSCURITY.
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lawastooshort

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #107 on: July 24, 2012, 03:03:07 pm »

>WRITE DEPRESSING MOPEY POETRY BECAUSE SAD

MAKE DEPRESSING MOPEY POETRY INTO RTD

USE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES TO PERSUADE PLAYERS TO USE OCCULT RITUALS AND BRING ME BACK TO LIFE

[1] YOU SO HAPPY HE LOVE YOU EUH WHAT

TOO HAPPY. WRITE HAPPY POETRY.

BECOME CULT MASTER OF YOINK CULT, SACRAFICE SELF FOR ETERNAL GLORY OF YOINK!

[6] SHOCK HEADLINE: YOINKMEISTER A CREATES YOINKPORTRAIT FROM SACRIFICED YOINKTOWNSPEOPLE. SEEN FROM SPACE. ETERNAL YOINKGLORY. YOINKMEISTER A ATTAINS YOINKHOOD.

8)

[3] YOU PUT ON SHADES. NARROWLY MISS EYES.

REACH LEVEL -1

[1] YOU REACH LEVEL 1. SURPRISE!

YOU DIE.

HEART ATTACK.

FORGET GMING, I RICH. BUILD GIANT ARMY OF MUTANT ROBOTS WITH CASH.

[5] ITEM ADDED: GIANT MUTANT ROBOT ARMY. WHAT DO?

DELAY TURN FOR PROGRESSIVELY LONGER PERIODS OF TIME.  APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY EACH TIME.  EVENTUALLY NEVER WRITE THE NEXT TURN AT ALL AND FADE INTO OBSCURITY.

[4] TURN UP TONIGHT

SORRY

TOMORROW

NEXT WEEK

ER AFTER EXAMS

OH

OK

GUYS

GUYS?

LEVEL ONE GM.
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borno

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #108 on: July 24, 2012, 03:06:23 pm »

MAKE ROLL TO BE SPIDERMAN.
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anailater

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #109 on: July 24, 2012, 03:09:40 pm »

BE RECREATED IN YOINKHEAVEN PRAISE BE TO YOINK
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Dirg

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #110 on: July 24, 2012, 03:43:07 pm »

HAVE MUTANT ROBOT ARMY GATHER ANIMALS AND PEOPLE AND FORCE THEM TO PLAY REAL LIFE RTDS.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #111 on: July 24, 2012, 05:32:15 pm »

Use my RTD to start Le Resistance vs Dirg
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Mullet Master

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #112 on: July 24, 2012, 06:00:33 pm »

WRITE NEW RTD ABOUT CAT GOBLINS LIVING IN PLANE OF CUBES.
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Remalle

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #113 on: July 24, 2012, 06:02:07 pm »

BE POPULAR ENOUGH TO GET TVTROPES PAGE.
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Tiruin

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #114 on: July 24, 2012, 08:23:10 pm »

DELAY TURN FOR PROGRESSIVELY LONGER PERIODS OF TIME.  APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY EACH TIME.  EVENTUALLY NEVER WRITE THE NEXT TURN AT ALL AND FADE INTO OBSCURITY.
((Thishurtsmesoooomuch.))

START A 11 PLAYER RTD AT THE SAME TIME!
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #115 on: July 24, 2012, 08:57:08 pm »

DELAY TURN FOR PROGRESSIVELY LONGER PERIODS OF TIME.  APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY EACH TIME.  EVENTUALLY NEVER WRITE THE NEXT TURN AT ALL AND FADE INTO OBSCURITY.


Aaaaahhhh it hurts because it is true.

Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #116 on: July 24, 2012, 11:47:13 pm »

Entropy shall rise once more, awoken by his greatest follower, whomever has destroyed the most.
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lawastooshort

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #117 on: July 25, 2012, 02:29:17 am »

KNEW SHOULD HAVE UPDATED BEFORE BED. NOW NIGHTMARE 11 PLAYER RTD. BLAST.

MAKE ROLL TO BE SPIDERMAN.

[5] BECOME SPIDERMAN.

BE RECREATED IN YOINKHEAVEN PRAISE BE TO YOINK

[1] FALSE PROPHET. GOD DISPLEASED.

YOU DIE.

YOINKHELL. FULL OF HISTORICAL INACCURACY.

HAVE MUTANT ROBOT ARMY GATHER ANIMALS AND PEOPLE AND FORCE THEM TO PLAY REAL LIFE RTDS.

[4] ROLL DIE HAHAHA YOUR ARM IS SEVERED PEOPLE HAHA DO MAGIC AWESOME. LEVEL FIVE GM.

Use my RTD to start Le Resistance vs Dirg

[3] SIGN UP TO MUTANT ROBOT ARMY REAL LIFE RTD. NO COMRADES. FIND BIOS TOO DULL.

WRITE NEW RTD ABOUT CAT GOBLINS LIVING IN PLANE OF CUBES.


[6] BECOME CAT GOBLIN. LIVE IN PLANE OF CUBES.  ATTRACTED TO CAT GOBLINS.

BE POPULAR ENOUGH TO GET TVTROPES PAGE.

[1] NO PLAYERS. CREATE OWN TVTROPES PAGE. CRASH TVTROPES. INCREASED PRODUCTIVITY.

WORK TOO HARD.

HEART ATTACK.

YOU DIE.

START A 11 PLAYER RTD AT THE SAME TIME!

[5] ROLL TO BE ONE OF 11 PLAYERS. SECOND HIT OF SUMMER. LEVEL THREE GM.

Aaaaahhhh it hurts because it is true.

[1] IT IS NOT TRUE IT IS NOT TRUE IT IS NOT TRUE IT IS NOT TRUE IT IS NOT TRUE

IT IS TRUE.

DEPRESSED.

GM CONFIDENCE LEVEL FALLS.

LEVEL ZERO GM.

Entropy shall rise once more, awoken by his greatest follower, whomever has destroyed the most.

[6] GM NO KEEP TRACK. ENTROPY AWOKEN BY ROBOSTALIN. THEY FIGHT NAKED. HALF WORLD DESTROYED. OTHER HALF TOO SCARRED TO JOIN RTD. ALL GMS LOSE ONE LEVEL.
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borno

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #118 on: July 25, 2012, 02:34:55 am »

NO MY LEVEL! USE SPIDERMAN POWERS TO KILL ENTROPY AND TAKE ALL LEVELS HE STOLE.
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Remalle

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #119 on: July 25, 2012, 02:36:48 am »

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