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Author Topic: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM  (Read 36762 times)

Caerwyn

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #45 on: July 23, 2012, 03:47:07 pm »
Blop to the drip on the orange-flavored platinum pear.
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lawastooshort

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #46 on: July 23, 2012, 04:07:21 pm »
Quote from: anailater on July 23, 2012, 03:34:44 pm
KILL ENTROPY WITH CHAINSAW.

[3] GRAB CHAINSAW. KILL ENTROPY A BIT. IT GROWS BACK.

Quote from: Caerwyn on July 23, 2012, 03:47:07 pm
Blop to the drip on the orange-flavored platinum pear.

[1] TRANSFORM ORANGE-FLAVOURED PLATINUM PEAR. ALL BLOOD DRIPS OUT.

YOU DIE.
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anailater

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #47 on: July 23, 2012, 04:09:12 pm »
KILL TO ENTROPY TO HE MAX
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #48 on: July 23, 2012, 04:11:46 pm »
"Foolish heroes. Entropy cannot kill Entropy. Now I have returned to manipulate once more. I am the apex of GMs, the god GM that will end this universe, and replace it with the beauty of nothing. Perfect nothing."
He turned towards anailater, his form of blank nothingness emitting a chill.
"You're as stupid as those heroes, who aeons ago, tried to destroy me. Behold, my strength!"
With a wave of his hand, he disintegrated anailater.
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Caerwyn

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #49 on: July 23, 2012, 04:22:04 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on July 23, 2012, 04:11:46 pm
"Foolish heroes. Entropy cannot kill Entropy. Now I have returned to manipulate once more. I am the apex of GMs, the god GM that will end this universe, and replace it with the beauty of nothing. Perfect nothing."
He turned towards anailater, his form of blank nothingness emitting a chill.
"You're as stupid as those heroes, who aeons ago, tried to destroy me. Behold, my strength!"
With a wave of his hand, he disintegrated anailater.

What a beautifully crafted and incredibly...
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Speech!
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #50 on: July 23, 2012, 04:26:38 pm »
Quote from: Caerwyn on July 23, 2012, 04:22:04 pm
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on July 23, 2012, 04:11:46 pm
"Foolish heroes. Entropy cannot kill Entropy. Now I have returned to manipulate once more. I am the apex of GMs, the god GM that will end this universe, and replace it with the beauty of nothing. Perfect nothing."
He turned towards anailater, his form of blank nothingness emitting a chill.
"You're as stupid as those heroes, who aeons ago, tried to destroy me. Behold, my strength!"
With a wave of his hand, he disintegrated anailater.

What a beautifully crafted and incredibly...
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Speech!
(( :'())
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #51 on: July 23, 2012, 04:27:19 pm »
REVIVE AS TEDDY ROSEVELT BEAR AND GET CHUCK NORRIS THEN LEAD OTHER TEDDY ROSEVELT BEARS AND CHUCK NORRIS TO KILL ENTROPY
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #52 on: July 23, 2012, 05:36:13 pm »
Steal government report to use as game idea
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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2013, 06:56:12 am
You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

Orb

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #53 on: July 23, 2012, 07:58:50 pm »
FIND SUCCESSFUL MINIMALIST THREAD

HIJACK IT
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Quote from: piecewise on May 14, 2012, 07:51:37 pm
[Will:1] You scream. You scream like a little girl in pigtails and a tutu, flailing ineffectually like a starfish on meth.

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #54 on: July 23, 2012, 10:25:08 pm »
ASSESS CUBES.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #55 on: July 23, 2012, 10:38:34 pm »
FIND SPIDERMAN. THROW SPIDERMAN AT ENTROPY.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #56 on: July 23, 2012, 11:41:35 pm »
SIT ON TOILET. THINK OF GOOD RTD IDEAS WHILE ON IT.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #57 on: July 24, 2012, 01:56:40 am »
ROLL 1d6.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #58 on: July 24, 2012, 02:10:03 am »
Quote from: antlion12 on July 23, 2012, 04:27:19 pm
REVIVE AS TEDDY ROSEVELT BEAR AND GET CHUCK NORRIS THEN LEAD OTHER TEDDY ROSEVELT BEARS AND CHUCK NORRIS TO KILL ENTROPY


[6] CHUCK NORRIS KILL BEARS CHUCK NORRIS KILL ENTROPY CHUCK NORRIS KILL KILL KILLLLLLL

YOU DIE.

Quote from: wolfchild on July 23, 2012, 05:36:13 pm
Steal government report to use as game idea

[4] GOVERNMENT REPORT STOLEN: CHECK. RTD BASED ON CHILD PROTECTION CASE REVIEWS 2007-2009: CHECK. PLAYERS? WAITING.

Quote from: Mullet Master on July 23, 2012, 10:25:08 pm
ASSESS CUBES.

[3] CUBES LOOK CUBEY. COULD BE TRICK OF EYES.

Quote from: borno on July 23, 2012, 10:38:34 pm
FIND SPIDERMAN. THROW SPIDERMAN AT ENTROPY.

[1] FIND SPIDERMAN. THROW SPIDERMAN. SPIDERMAN PISSED.

YOU DIE.

Quote from: Dirg on July 23, 2012, 11:41:35 pm
SIT ON TOILET. THINK OF GOOD RTD IDEAS WHILE ON IT.

[5] GENERATE 1D6+1 GOOD IDEAS. STAGE ONE: COMPLETE. LEVEL ONE GM. ALL HAIL TOILET.

Quote from: Remalle on July 24, 2012, 01:56:40 am
ROLL 1d6.

[4] 1.
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Yoink

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #59 on: July 24, 2012, 02:21:19 am »
HIRE HOLLYWOOD-LEVEL SCRIPTWRITER TO MAKE A PLOT FOR MY RTD

FORGET TO PAY THEM
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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