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Author Topic: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM  (Read 37410 times)

lawastooshort

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YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« on: July 23, 2012, 05:40:17 am »

WANT MAKE BEST MINIMALIST RTD. REMEMBERED FOR MILLENIA.

WHAT DO?

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Yoink

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2012, 05:58:23 am »

PROCRASTINATE
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2012, 06:00:53 am »

POST IDEA IN ROLLERS BLOCK
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2012, 06:12:03 am »

PROCRASTINATE

[5] YOU PROCRATSTINATE. WAIT WHAT. STEP ONE: COMPLETE. LEVEL ONE GM.
   
POST IDEA IN ROLLERS BLOCK

[1] RUSHING TO POST AMAZING IDEA, YOU TRIP AND FALL.

YOU DIE.

PLUS IDEA WAS RUBBISH.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2012, 06:22:23 am »

RE-READ LAWASTOOSHORT'S RTDS FOR INSPIRATION INSTEAD OF WORKING ON YOUR OWN
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

lawastooshort

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2012, 06:35:32 am »

RE-READ LAWASTOOSHORT'S RTDS FOR INSPIRATION INSTEAD OF WORKING ON YOUR OWN

[2] READ ONE PAGE. 404. ARG.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2012, 06:59:56 am »

LAUGH IN DINOHITLERS FACE
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At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2012, 07:01:41 am »

SLEEP
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lawastooshort

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2012, 07:12:35 am »

LAUGH IN DINOHITLERS FACE

[3] CHUCKLE SOFTLY. DINOHITLER IGNORE YOU. THEN BITES ARM OFF.

YOU BLEED.

SLEEP

[1] DEVELOP TERMINAL INSOMNIA. NO IDEAS COME.

THEN YOU DIE.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2012, 07:14:16 am »

REVIVE AS A PLAYER
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2012, 07:15:47 am »

SNAP DINOHITLERS NECK WITH ONE ARM, BECOME LEADER OF PRE-HISTORIC NAZIS!
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So how are you today?

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2012, 07:17:45 am »

ACQUIRE PLAYERS
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2012, 07:38:40 am »

REVIVE AS A PLAYER

[6] YOU

THE

SUDDENLY

THEN YOU COME ALIVE. YOU FILL OUT SHEET. HALFWAY THRU YOU DIE.

WAS HALF OF BEST CHARACTER EVER.

NO ONE WILL KNOW.

SNAP DINOHITLERS NECK WITH ONE ARM, BECOME LEADER OF PRE-HISTORIC NAZIS!

[4] YOU SNAP DINOHITLER’S NECK. ALL DINONAZIS BOW DOWN.

TEDDY ROOSEVELT COME TO TAKE YOU OUT. ENEMY OF MANKIND.

ACQUIRE PLAYERS

[1] WRITE CHARACTER APPLICATION SHEET TO ATTRACT PLAYERS. CONTAINS ANCIENT CURSE. ALL WHO READ IT DIE. WHOOPS.

NO PLAYERS.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2012, 07:43:11 am »

COMMAND DINO-NAZIS TO ASSIMILATE HIM.
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At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2012, 07:45:58 am »

Go VIral
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