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Labor camp

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List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)

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Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")

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Generic Lethal injection

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Total Members Voted: 20

[Hanslanda]

Bay12: We write memos about this shit.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Bay12: We write memos about this shit.

It seems more official for a program that way.

[jimbobobby]

Somebody just explain what the fuck is going on and what I can do to aid the madness, I've got a vague idea but vague-inity isn't enough

[10ebbor10]

Somebody just explain what the fuck is going on and what I can do to aid the madness, I've got a vague idea but vague-inity isn't enough

We're going to Mars, and I got some numbers on that. We're also going to invade Congo or somewhere else, and sell fake rhino horns to the Chinese, and farm elephants.

That's about it for my part. The fartest I've coming on designing the ship is that is bloody expensive.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Zanzetkuken: I'm the head of BIOGLaDos. That means I'm working with real spiders. Eventually. When I get my lab and my spiders, I'll be able to let you know.

[Graknorke]

So, where actually are we invading?
I'm sure I could Google up some strategic maps. With a bit of work it should be possible to get altitude information etc. Also information on what kind of aircraft we'd have available.
If any of that information is available, of course.

[10ebbor10]

Zanzetkuken: I'm the head of BIOGLaDos. That means I'm working with real spiders. Eventually. When I get my lab and my spiders, I'll be able to let you know.

I got spider around. They're of the small and creepiecrawly variety. I also got some of the flat variety, but those aren't very lively.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Zanzetkuken: I'm the head of BIOGLaDos. That means I'm working with real spiders. Eventually. When I get my lab and my spiders, I'll be able to let you know.

I got spider around. They're of the small and creepiecrawly variety. I also got some of the flat variety, but those aren't very lively.

Good, now bring them to my nonexistent lab!
See the problem? I've got requests flowing in but no way to fulfill them!

[TopHat]

So, where actually are we invading?
I'm sure I could Google up some strategic maps. With a bit of work it should be possible to get altitude information etc. Also information on what kind of aircraft we'd have available.
If any of that information is available, of course.

We're invading the Congo (dem. rep. Or just Congo, I can't remember.
As to the aircraft question, the current overall budget is ~$173, and $20 is allocated to MADPLANS.
So, yeah, no aircraft yet.

[10ebbor10]

So, where actually are we invading?
I'm sure I could Google up some strategic maps. With a bit of work it should be possible to get altitude information etc. Also information on what kind of aircraft we'd have available.
If any of that information is available, of course.

We're invading the Congo (dem. rep. Or just Congo, I can't remember.
As to the aircraft question, the current overall budget is ~$173, and $20 is allocated to MADPLANS.
So, yeah, no aircraft yet.

I can make aircrafts. 100% Biologically compostable, no fuel required, and launcheable by hand. They even have a pointy end to hurt people.

Note: I'm pretty bad at folding planes, so don't complain when they make a 180 degree turn and hit you in the eye.

[misko27]

So, where actually are we invading?
I'm sure I could Google up some strategic maps. With a bit of work it should be possible to get altitude information etc. Also information on what kind of aircraft we'd have available.
If any of that information is available, of course.

We're invading the Congo (dem. rep. Or just Congo, I can't remember.
As to the aircraft question, the current overall budget is ~$173, and $20 is allocated to MADPLANS.
So, yeah, no aircraft yet.

$173 is not terribly much, so airplanes will have to be pushed back.

Unless we can buy them from some heavily armed thrid-world country where inflation is huge and guns are super cheap.

[Graknorke]

So I found this thing.
At least we have some price ranges now.

[TopHat]

There are lots of places to buy surplus military equipment online.
Military-grade forklift trucks for 7k

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Policemen?

I just saw this in response to Sprin's (?) zombie post.  The only non-intelligent beings employed by the Custodibus Pacis will be robots, and that being only a maybe.

There are lots of places to buy surplus military equipment online.
Military-grade forklift trucks for 7k

Modern?  1940's - 1970's would not be sacrificing that much lethality, and would be cheaper. (maybe)

[misko27]

There are lots of places to buy surplus military equipment online.
Military-grade forklift trucks for 7k

In USA, Assualt weapons are legal. So we could probably but what we need here in the states.

So I found this thing.
At least we have some price ranges now.

Even the 1945 combat vehicles are over 10,000 dollars. MINIMIUM. Most are alot more.