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Labor camp

4 (20%)

List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)

8 (40%)

Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")

6 (30%)

Generic Lethal injection

1 (5%)

Electroshock

0 (0%)

Life in prison

0 (0%)

Other (Specify)

1 (5%)

No opinion

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 20

[brainfreez]

hey ! i bet i could rap better than you .

you're just jealous !

so , will the king accept my deal or flee as a coward ?

[King DZA]

President DZA, permission to open fire?

Sure. Unless Misko feels like dealing with his own zealots.

Either way, we should definitely throw a celebration to honor our first formal execution. I'm thinking we rent a churro stand...

hey , king ! watch out cos my rap is going to sting !!!!

hey ! i bet i could rap better than you .

you're just jealous !

so , will the king accept my deal or flee as a coward ?

*ahem*

Stop actin' like a playa cuz we all know you're just a fool, now sit the fuck down cuz you're about to schooled. I ain't takin' no shit, so quit that weak fuckin' rap, and step the fuck back before you get yo' head cracked.

All you rebels step aside, time for the King to arise. Can't handle my glory? Then you better close your eyes. It ain't no surprise that I'm the winner, you're just a traitor, just a sinner. So I suggest you follow me or burn for all eternity.
/rap

No offense, of course.

[slowpokez]

hey , king ! watch out cos my rap is going to sting !!!!

hey ! i bet i could rap better than you .

you're just jealous !

so , will the king accept my deal or flee as a coward ?

*ahem*

Stop actin' like a playa cuz we all know you're just a fool, now sit the fuck down cuz you're about to schooled. I ain't takin' no shit, so quit that weak fuckin' rap, and step the fuck back before you get yo' head cracked.

All you rebels step aside, time for the King to arise. Can't handle my glory? Then you better close your eyes. It ain't no surprise that I'm the winner, you're just a traitor, just a sinner. So I suggest you follow me or burn for all eternity.
/rap

No offense, of course.

Daaaaaamn!
C'mon freez get back on ya feet!

[Corai]

hey , king ! watch out cos my rap is going to sting !!!!

hey ! i bet i could rap better than you .

you're just jealous !

so , will the king accept my deal or flee as a coward ?

*ahem*

Stop actin' like a playa cuz we all know you're just a fool, now sit the fuck down cuz you're about to schooled. I ain't takin' no shit, so quit that weak fuckin' rap, and step the fuck back before you get yo' head cracked.

All you rebels step aside, time for the King to arise. Can't handle my glory? Then you better close your eyes. It ain't no surprise that I'm the winner, you're just a traitor, just a sinner. So I suggest you follow me or burn for all eternity.
/rap

No offense, of course.

Daaaaaamn!

Thats one reason I voted for this guy.

[slowpokez]

That's the one reason I voted for this guy.

Freez gotta get real up in 'ere or I'm switchin' camp!

[misko27]

Sure. Unless Misko feels like dealing with his own zealots.

The problem with my main attraction beign insanity is that putting down the extremists hurt me in the polls.

WTF!?
How can you let this oaf in his golden diaper become leader!? Since when has sanity been a part of b12!? Our entire foundation is based on mayhem, magma and socks! You can't just break the rules!
OK here's what we're gonna do, Waffle-boy you re-open the election and I'll convince everyone out of making such a terrible mistake.

Vote Misko because-

1. He got class. Look at that sexy shirt.

2.He's the guy that makes everything from Testtube-babies to chickens to cows to cowchickens. He makes the oxygen, checkmate.

3. He is a mix of good and bad, chaos and serenity.
Seriosly guys, if you take a fckn buddhist monk and Brainfreeze, Misko would end up in the middle.

4.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Does this look like a bad guy to you?

5. Uhmm...
Ffs guys! His opponent is wearing a fckn Diaper.




Worst case scenario is that Misko admits defeat and I'm forced to live in B-Freeze's base hole.

* to the underground rebellion base !!! *

Why thanks. Stop rapping, peeps. I said I concede, Calm the hell down. So, In conclusion, May the more insane members of my  followeres please point it at earth, amnd if you want to support me, prove that we're competent at our jobs before taking power.

[slowpokez]

The way I see it "the bay12 philosophy" can be described as the opposite of Occam's razor, and to me a rapbattle does'nt seem like a simple solution.

[brainfreez]

hey slowpokez , get ready to cry cos i ain't gonna lie , you better close your ears cos we don't wanna see your tears , yo' think yo' can rap , but your words sound like crap . yo' king is a fool and he cannot rule  , he's gonna fall cos he has no balls (no offense).

/rap

rap solves everything .

[Slayerhero90]

hey slowpokez , get ready to cry cos i ain't gonna lie , you better close your ears cos we don't wanna see your tears , yo' think yo' can rap , but your words sound like crap . yo' king is a fool and he cannot rule  , he's gonna fall cos he has no balls (no offense).

/rap

...

You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!

[brainfreez]

 wait .... really ?

[GoombaGeek]

Well, I read page 42 before anything else.

This thread makes no damned sense and I don't even.

[brainfreez]

Damn , Simpsons are so distracting .

[misko27]

Well, I read page 42 before anything else.

This thread makes no damned sense and I don't even.

Read everything, and understand Why I need support.

[GoombaGeek]

Well, I read page 42 before anything else.

This thread makes no damned sense and I don't even.

Read everything, and understand Why I need support.

No.

[misko27]

Well, I read page 42 before anything else.

This thread makes no damned sense and I don't even.

Read everything, and understand Why I need support.

No.

Then read evey third page, for a summary of the insanity.