I for one support the hijack satellite idea, because:
1. Satellites are generally used to run things (like communications (we steal) GPS / satnav ( we move to muck up electronic maps - confusion) and television ( we stop working / change a bit (to only show our propaganda / static))
2. A satellite falling from the sky could do quite a bit of damage.
3. When they (the Earth) try to send teams up to investigate, we can ambush and steal their ship/ equipment
Woah exploding the internet is a sure fire way to garner the eternal hate of an entire species. It's just so eeeevil.
I never said hijack all of the satellites. And the aforementioned entire species will think each other did it.
On a completely unrelated note, I vote Loud Whispers for leadership (if he wants to run, of course)
We could drop the satelites in korea and other suspicious countries , so the world will think that they did it all , while we slowly corrupt and destroy the earth systems .
This would start WorldWar3 + Bay 12 communists .
The satellite hijacking is a good idea. But does anyone know if this is possible? Its not as simple as roping it and shooting it out a cannon. Someone, NORAD, probably, would notice a space ship full of space cowboys stealing their sattelite.
Names? The Twelth bay, clearly.
Hey, how much does a spaceship capable of interplanetary travel and establishment of a colony cost anyway? Because we need a goal in mind. And how about that genetic engineering lab? Once we get of earth costs become a smaller issue since we can create our own stuff, but until them, Capitalism rules people.
the answer is in oil , we will create a oil gathering platform and sabotage other oil gathering platforms , so we will rule the oil bussieness .
Theres just so much about this sentence I don't understand. Answer, as in to our problems or your drug? Platform, as in election or oil rig? and if we want to sabotage them, launching satelites onto them would hurt.
Satelitea re important, but they are just lowhanging fruit (or high-flying fruit, as the case may be.) If we hope to cripple earths ability to affect us before we attack them in a yet-to-be-determined way, it is their cape canverals and their launch pads that must die.
Now, about Oil. Oil is the lifeblood of Earths Economy. With it, they are strong. Without it, they are weak. This is a fact. Now, If we attack their oil resources, it is essential we take out their refineries adn piplines in such a way so that the oil burns, depleting supplies. With attacks from all directions, we can force any nation into a desperate war for resources.