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List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)

8 (40%)

Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")

6 (30%)

Generic Lethal injection

1 (5%)

Electroshock

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Total Members Voted: 20

[King DZA]

We should also probably come to a definite conclusion on specifically how we will deal with Earth and its inhabitants, taking into account that we will all likely still have plenty of loved ones there, and that there is still much to learn about the planet. Opinions about what bases/facilities will go where still seem a bit scattered as well.

[Hanslanda]

I want... Whatever drug, syndrome, disorder, or mindset has caused this derail.

[Corai]

I want... Whatever drug, syndrome, disorder, or mindset has caused this derail.

I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.

[misko27]

Agreed. Now, We should put foward a few complete coherent plans, and if no definite solution found, a vote.

Now first, loved ones. This question probably erases the plan to destroy earth/use WMDs of any kind, not that I was pushing that. Howwever, if we ever hope to wage war, a a number or ratio of acceptable casualties should be found. Its war, and its unreasonable to expect no deaths, but simultaneausly, we should avoid unnescassary deaths. In terms of resources, especially those which support life for us, humans, earth is king, so earth will be improtant in any future plans.

Now, My earlier proposition was that we establish bases near needed resources, like oil, grain, and rare earth metals. Under this plan, we would ignore earths larger population while simultaneausly depriving them of valauble resources. This could cause large scale death, but could allow for expansion later towards accepting more humans into the government.

I want... Whatever drug, syndrome, disorder, or mindset has caused this derail.

Which derail? the Derail, the derail of the derail, or the rerailing onto the old derail? Did you read what you missed? its pretty cool.

[darkrider2]

Did the mars colony almost have a civil war over which derail we liked more?

Anyway, yeah, we should probably give people the choice of whether or not to bring their loved ones with them (forcefully if necessary, its for their own good since earth won't last much longer with us around). Converting them into soul energy should net government rebate for some equivalent amount of currency (whatever our currency is going to be, probably urists).

Anyway, where are we going to get our water for this colony? I suggest a pump stack extending from the bottom of the earths oceans to a valley near our colony.

[WaffleEggnog]

I got a PM from misko to add a poll to elect a president. Could someone give me a rough list of people a should put in the poll? Or, nominate someone you think would deserve to lead this expedition? Because honestly, i have not been following this thread at all, iv been too busy learning waaaayyyy more damn lauguages then I need to learn

[Hanslanda]

Misko27
King DZA

As far as I can tell. Also, I'd vote for DZA

[Corai]

As far as I can tell. Also, I'd vote for DZA

My votes for DZA.

[acetech09]

Misko.

[acetech09]

I'm working on setting up a SMF right now. Shouldn't be too much longer.

[acetech09]

Damnit NASA. You did it again. +1000 dwarf points for lowering down a 1-ton SUV rover from a vehicle hovering with liquid rockets with steel cable.

Successfully.


I think that we should try to steal the tires from that thing once we get to mars...

[Hanslanda]

Bay12: Stealing tires from mars rovers is in our master plan.

[TopHat]

I for one support the hijack satellite idea, because:
1. Satellites are generally used to run things (like communications (we steal) GPS / satnav ( we move to muck up electronic maps - confusion) and television ( we stop working / change a bit (to only show our propaganda / static))
2. A satellite falling from the sky could do quite a bit of damage.
3. When they (the Earth) try to send teams up to investigate, we can ambush and steal their ship/ equipment

We could also use Humanity's fractious nature (as kindly demonstrated over the last few pages)
US can think China did it (true if they fund us)
And China can't think it was us *practices innocent look*.
Divide and conquer.
We pick up the pieces and "save" earth.
Also, what do we call the colonies /ships?D
EDIT: spelling error

[Labs]

This is the best thread I've seen in a while. I love you guys.

[Loud Whispers]

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I for one support the hijack satellite idea, because:
1. Satellites are generally used to run things (like communications (we steal) GPS / satnav ( we move to muck up electronic maps - confusion) and television ( we stop working / change a bit (to only show our propaganda / static))
2. A satellite falling from the sky could do quite a bit of damage.
3. When they (the Earth) try to send teams up to investigate, we can ambush and steal their ship/ equipment

Woah exploding the internet is a sure fire way to garner the eternal hate of an entire species. It's just so eeeevil.

I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.

He's on Brainfreez^tm of course

I pledge my allegiance to King DZA when the war begins.

See. You just got manipulated by someone opposed to war into eliminating his political enemies through war.

And he didn't even do anything.

Thus is the subtle machinations of the god-King, which is why you should be always wary of ever kneeling to those golden pants.