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Labor camp

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Total Members Voted: 20

[brainfreez]

when we will get there , will we get our territories ? if yes then i will claim the mountain that looks like human face , i will build a tower on his mouth , it will look like cigar and i will name my country the hemp town .

[slowpokez]

All the boring work would obvoiusly be done by the clones but what would the rest of you be up to while we're there? Obviously Misko's in charge of the cloning, slayer's a carpenter, I'll be engraving the halls and so forth. What 'bout the rest of ya?

Also apart from plant-clones and booze-slug-clones what other genetic modifications do we have planned?
Flying dwarf babies? With the wings and the talons and that stuff.
Digging dwarf babies? Like moles that fix minerals.
Cattle-dwarf babies? Dwarf babies farming dwarf baby cattle who is fed vegtebles that possibly also originated from dwarf babies.

[brainfreez]

i will be the hemp farmer . we should make cattle-dwarves , for milk and meat also chicken-dwarves for eggs and plumphelmet men , for booze .

bring some earthworms too , i will need them .

[Caprealis]

Ill grow the hemp too.

I'd do it here if it was legal...

Other then hat, I have a good base knowledge of the chemistry and stuff.. Which might be use full
at refining it into oils and such to make plastics, along with all the other oil dependent things.

[Greiger]

I suppose somebody needs to maintain the computer equipment.  I suppose I'll dabble in brewing and growing I guess too, for my honorable duty as a non-alcohol dependent emergency worker.

[brainfreez]

I suppose somebody needs to maintain the computer equipment.  I suppose I'll dabble in brewing and growing I guess too, for my honorable duty as a non-alcohol dependent emergency worker.

The trained war dogs will do all the computer stuff .

[darkrider2]

And the centrifugal space station will be run by a gigantic hamster running a wheel in the very core of the station.

[Greiger]

I suppose somebody needs to maintain the computer equipment.  I suppose I'll dabble in brewing and growing I guess too, for my honorable duty as a non-alcohol dependent emergency worker.

The trained war dogs will do all the computer stuff .

Cool then I just get to chill in the meeting hall until shit goes down.  I'm ok with this.

[miauw62]

Can i be mechanic? Fix shit when it breaks.
break computers to annoy greiger

[misko27]

Boy, I'm gone for one day...

As head of what appears to be the Department of Engineering the Eldritch and Practical Exploitation of genetic Resources, or D.E.E.P.E.R. (Harvesting your nightmares since 2026), I think it is nesscasary that a wood substitute be found, though mushrooms could be a fine substitute, as they grow on wet organic material, i.e. dead stuff. I know, some sort of plant that grows in the martian atmosphere.

Expanding on the earthworm, how about a large worm creature that consumes rock but but leaves ore intact. Open to more suggestions,

Wait I know, we could create a parasite that starts as a spore, grows on the cerrebellum, and harvests the soul of the creature, then digs out thre the skull and detaches from the human, allowing us to harvest them. We could spread the spores on earths population, then get tons of free energy from them.

[Loud Whispers]

'Soul'?

[King DZA]

I either call being our ambassador, since I feel I am the only one capable of communicating with otherworldly life without starting a war within the first ten seconds. Or Work Overseer, to make sure everyone else is doing their jobs.

I'd also settle for head priest of our religious sector (should we develop one). Because, you know, Mars space cult.

[MonkeyHead]

I will quite happily take policing and justice. You guys can do whatever you want and I wont give a shit.

[misko27]

I thought we agreed that our spaceships be powered by the souls of the innocents? Religiosity aside, some sort of biochemical energy then, even if its just token compared to more lucrative power producers.

[Caprealis]

I'm in college for Computer engineering, So.. I think I could handle stuff like that.

I want to make hemp/green powered computers. Grow my own oil to power the suckers. So.. I think
that would be a big advantage.