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Labor camp

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List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)

8 (40%)

Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")

6 (30%)

Generic Lethal injection

1 (5%)

Electroshock

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Life in prison

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Other (Specify)

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No opinion

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Total Members Voted: 20

[King DZA]

Jar babies? Good God, that's just taking things too far.

[Hanslanda]

Not if we put them through Dwarven Child Care, then its exactly far enough.

[XXSockXX]

Enough people to form a respectably sized organized crime syndicate, or launch a colonization effort on a nearby life-supporting planet.

In which case the colonization effort would be done carefully planned and in a very scientific manner, with the result that the planet would be no longer life-supporting.

ah derailment at it's finest

I...did not quite expect this to happen when I pulled that lever...

[Hanslanda]

Bay12 forums: Where the lever is hooked up to what you least expect.

[WaffleEggnog]

83% of people that make statistics are too stupid to get it right and should die in a hole

Fixed

Also, on the subject of your colonization derail, why you guys gotta be dissing the test tube babies? What if someone trying out DF is a test tube baby and hes offended by this and quits? What if IM a test tube baby (im not?). What i have a close friend of family member who is one? What if YOUR  really a test tube baby and you dont even know it? Then when you find out youll be like "shit", and come posting on the forums about how Test tube babys are actuly cool.
Oh wait, i forgot im on the internet, people dont care about feelings .

[Hanslanda]

This is Bay12. We care about feelings. My proof:

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=42204.0
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=71885.0
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=59069.0

[WaffleEggnog]

This is Bay12. We care about feelings. My proof:

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=42204.0
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=71885.0
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=59069.0

Comforting

[Hanslanda]

Surprisingly so. The only one I don't post in is the happy thread, cuz I hate life.

[misko27]

Lets please move this derail away from the topic of feelings here, and back onto martian test-tube babies.

[King DZA]

Or, better yet, combine them and discuss the feelings of our genetically perfect martian test tube babies.

[Hanslanda]

I'm fairly sure the test tube babies would be very happy about their genesis, and very grateful to us for creating them on the hellish martian landscape to serve as our slaves.

[Caprealis]

Hmm.. Seeing that things in Df get pregnant from some form of rapid spreading, unblockable radiation that a male/female emits.
Setting up a warehouse of these jars seems like a simple process. What will we do till they mature though?..
And getting booze up there..

[Hanslanda]

1. Kill all the martians.
2. Use their special martian bacteria to make supermarsbooze from their decomposing corpses.
3. ? ? ?
4. Profit!

[Armok]

We obviously need to genetically engineer mermaids to chain up and use as living incubators.

[misko27]

1. Kill all the martians.
2. Use their special martian bacteria to make supermarsbooze from their decomposing corpses.
3. ? ? ?
4. Profit!

MAybe We could engineer the martians into some sort of primitive, booze based blob that eats rotten corpses, and then stick a tap onto the side of this creature. THEN, we coul dride said creature as mounts of war, and have a refreshing drink mid-battle, reducing ineffectiveness due to people running off to drink.