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[Duuvian]

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There was poison to cure on the other side.

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Opossum protein neutralizes nearly all poisons, could have benefits for humans
I wonder if it would effect toxins produced by infections.

Spoilers for the sake of the joke.

[nenjin]

Next they'll discover that the Opossum has a mutant healing factor of 12, and within 5 years we'll manage to do what centuries upon centuries of attempts couldn't: wipe out the Opossum.

Seriously though that's badass. I've always respected those little bastards despite not really wanting them around, and now I respect them even more.

[penguinofhonor]

Does this make the opossum Deadpool? I want Deadpossum.

[Heron TSG]

I want Deadpossum.

Unfortunately, he usually just fakes it.

[Hubris Incalculable]

I want Deadpossum.

Unfortunately, he usually just fakes it.

But sometimes he's run over.

[Mono124]

I want Deadpossum.

Unfortunately, he usually just fakes it.

But sometimes he's run over.

My grandmother once ran over a opossum when I was around 6 or 7. My cousin (same age) was in the car with me, and asked my grandma if it was going to be OK. Before she could finish saying she wasn't sure, I said "She just ran the thing over, and it probably got run over by the 5 or 6 cars behind us, so the thing is probably dead and splattered across the road" hehehe. Good times. Thanks for reminding me about this Duuvian.

[penguinofhonor]

Little did you know about its regeneration factor.

[Skyrunner]

Envenomation. That sounds like a nice and big word to use somewhere.