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[Meistermoxx]

Top path, definitely. We don't want to get killed AGAIN.

I disagree, we can just take over whatever kills us AGAIN.

[Golemnardah]

Top path, definitely. We don't want to get killed AGAIN.

+1, the first sane thing I've heard...saw.... you... type?

[Dariush]

Dariush, you seem to be suggesting something that is sane, are feeling OK

Oh crap, you're right. O_O BRB, going to a doctor.

[Kamin]

Unless I understood it wrong, these blowgun darts are poisonous as hell and makes stuff's heads explode. That means that it will probably have a similar effect on anything with a central nervous system you can consider "alive." If we run into skeletons or sponges, we might be screwed. Otherwise...

> Check new Olmish inventory

[PlutoniumApe]

You are focusing your powers to get any helpful information from your surroundings
Inspecting the lower path, you...



... OH THE HORROR, THE HORROR...



You decide to take the upper path and after a little walk you arrive at a yet bigger clearing.
Two huge elk bird and their young are grazing here... surrounding a dead goblin.



You decide to check the bag you've been wearing all that time.
Assortment of darts, blood thorn knife, prepared elk bird wing and... the remains of your lunch.

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Dariush, you seem to be suggesting something that is sane, are feeling OK

Oh crap, you're right. O_O BRB, going to a doctor.

Does he treat brain slugs? 

[...]run into skeletons or sponges[...]

Great idea you had there!

[Kamin]

[...]run into skeletons or sponges[...]

Great idea you had there!

Don't you take away our invulnerability and awesome dart power! Don't you DARE!

[Askot Bokbondeler]

are those elk birds part o our tribe's herd? can we ride one?
approach them, keeping an eye out for signs of hostility, in which case retreat slowly not to startle the beasts or show signs of fear

[Dariush]

keeping an eye out

If that pun was intentional, I salute you. Otherwise... wait, how can it not be intentional?

[Askot Bokbondeler]

when i first typed it it wasn't, but by the time i clicked post reply it was very much so, and i was proud of myself

[PlutoniumApe]

You approach the elk birds, keeping an eye out.
One of the younglings comes stumbling towards you.
Suddenly they all turn around, facing you.

GAWK GAWK gawk gawk gawk GAWK gawk GAWK gawk gawk GAWK

[Dariush]

Oh hey, an intact goblin head. Let's see what happens if we infect that.

[Meistermoxx]

Oh hey, an intact goblin head. Let's see what happens if we infect that.

[Kamin]

Can we understand what they mean telepathically?

[Askot Bokbondeler]

hmm... not sure how to interpret this... i'd say we loot the goblin, but the elkbirds might think we're trying to steal their prey. i also think they're cute and i would hate to see them brain asploded

...if the only meat we're carrying wasn't one of their own species i might suggest we give it to them as a peace offering... that isn't the case though

throw them the fish bone, though, they might enjoy it as a snack, step back from the youngling to avoid being perceived as a threat

[Dariush]

hmm... not sure how to interpret this... i'd say we loot the goblin, but the elkbirds might think we're trying to steal their prey. i also think they're cute and i would hate to see them brain asploded

...if the only meat we're carrying wasn't one of their own species i might suggest we give it to them as a peace offering... that isn't the case though

throw them the fish bone, though, they might enjoy it as a snack, step back from the youngling to avoid being perceived as a threat

Oh yes, I nearly forgot. Murder the two adult birds in any way possible before possessing the head. Thanks for reminding me.