Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Author Topic: Gila monster monster clown.  (Read 575 times)

Meistermoxx

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Gila monster monster clown.
« on: July 08, 2012, 05:53:11 am »
So, if a Gila monster is a small lizard, then what is a named Gila monster monster that is so important that if i ask a peasant about the capital, he mentions that one named Gila monster monster and when the city was founded.
Also, the city is 1042 years old, and my world is pocket sized.

EDIT:
I found "it" in the legends.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/688/quulacryptjuice.png (sorry, can't get the insert image to work)

Well, this is gonna be !!Fun!!
Looks like yet another clown in for me to bring down.
Upon further examination, he actually has no eyes. Does that make him blind/unable to fight?
Good thing i just practiced to legendary Shield and Armor user, Dodger, and Fighter.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2012, 08:07:20 am by Meistermoxx »
Logged

Broken

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Gila monster monster.
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2012, 07:26:35 am »
Kill him, reanimate, kill him again, reanimate.

Then you will have a Gila monster moster corpse corpse.
Logged
Quote from: Talvieno on April 02, 2014, 11:26:54 am
Quote
In a hole in the ground there lived a dwarf. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a dwarf fortress, and that means magma.
Dwarf fortress: Tales of terror and inevitability

Meistermoxx

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Gila monster monster.
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2012, 07:57:32 am »
Quote from: Broken on July 08, 2012, 07:26:35 am
Kill him, reanimate, kill him again, reanimate.

Then you will have a Gila monster moster corpse corpse.
Epic

When i arrived at the castle, rain is pouring down.
Around 20 books i find, in the courtyard and inside the castle.
The Gila monster monster wrote them all, among them are titles such as:
Hell: My Only Mistake
The History Of Death
The Art Of The Underworld When It Counts

The writing changes topic often and is ranting and cruel.

I guess ill work for him, untill i have some vampire blood, then i will travel south and become a necromancer!
Logged