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Author Topic: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 34: Bread is bread?!)  (Read 36640 times)

NRDL

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 8: Kitty Karate!)
« Reply #90 on: July 13, 2012, 03:00:10 am »
Damn my lack of coordination...
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 8: Kitty Karate!)
« Reply #91 on: July 13, 2012, 03:03:21 am »
Quote from: lawastooshort on July 13, 2012, 02:59:39 am
Eat as much of the food as possible and then KRAV MAGA the rest before my astonished fellows.

((Er, well, if someone wants to make SENSIBLE suggestions then I'm happy with that. I will metaphorically +1 any action that could lead to inflicting crotch injury.))

Eh, I'll just do it. :P Keeping in your character so far, of course.

You put the food in your mouth, and realize it's DOG FOOD! BLEEEH! PROJECTILE VOMIT!
Hebrides attacks EVERYONE (but Reyni) with PROJECTILE VOMIT! (4)
Balakoj: Is soaked in vomit. (1)
Eisenhard: Is lightly coated in vomit, to no serious effect. (3)
Nix: Is soaked in vomit. (1)
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Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on May 09, 2013, 08:38:00 pm
To exist or not exist, that is the query. For whether it is more optimal of the CPU to endure the viruses and spam of outragous fortune, or to something something something.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 8: Kitty Karate!)
« Reply #92 on: July 13, 2012, 06:46:36 am »
>Shove Nix into the path of any nearby wheeled traffic, then flee.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 8: Kitty Karate!)
« Reply #93 on: July 13, 2012, 07:08:45 am »
Eisenhard tries to clean himself by performing a windmill move.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 8: Kitty Karate!)
« Reply #94 on: July 13, 2012, 07:32:13 am »
Ascend to kitty godhood from over[ indulging in catnip/b]
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You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 8: Kitty Karate!)
« Reply #95 on: July 15, 2012, 06:02:58 pm »
I apologize for the delay. For the next two days I will have limited internet, but will try to update when I can.

Updating now, watch for edits (or a new post if someone replies first.)

EDIT: or..not. For some reason I'm getting 504 errors, 502 errors (?), when trying to do advanced edit, and the insert quote button is not working even when I do get the page to load. I will try again tonight, as I will have a chance then. Sorry again! : - /
« Last Edit: July 15, 2012, 06:12:23 pm by quinnr »
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 8: Kitty Karate!)
« Reply #96 on: July 15, 2012, 06:19:57 pm »
Hoping that a new post will make it work.

Quote from: Yoink on July 13, 2012, 06:46:36 am
>Shove Nix into the path of any nearby wheeled traffic, then flee.
You shove the cat into the parking lot road. Unfortunately since this building is abandoned, nobody is coming by to run him over. (and you are too far away from the main road at the moment. (3)

Quote from: Caellath on July 13, 2012, 07:08:45 am
Eisenhard tries to clean himself by performing a windmill move.

You spin. And you spin some more. In fact, you spin so fast you start flying very high in the sky. Luckily cats always land feet first, so you remain uninjured, and are clean! (6)

Quote from: wolfchild on July 13, 2012, 07:32:13 am
Ascend to kitty godhood from over[ indulging in catnip/b]

You eat some more catnip. Again, you pass out a bit, but don't sustain any serious injuries, and manage to get up yourself again. You believe that you are shooting rainbows out of your butt, though. Awwwkward! (4)

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 8: Kitty Karate!)
« Reply #97 on: July 15, 2012, 06:36:07 pm »
Eisenhard tries to master the power of the Flying Kitty Windmill Razor Move he used in the last turn.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 8: Kitty Karate!)
« Reply #98 on: July 15, 2012, 08:26:27 pm »
Attack Belikoj.
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 8: Kitty Karate!)
« Reply #99 on: July 15, 2012, 09:29:37 pm »
"Leave me be, you numbskull!" Belikoj's voice, further distorted by anger as he shouted Nix down, sounded harsh and metallic. "We shall never rise to wrest control of the world from the humans if all our pawsoldiers are as foolish as you! Desist!"

>Shout at Nix to desist in the name of the Future Kitty Kingdom. (FUK)
>If he continues to chase me, lead him into the path of Eisenhard's deadly martial arts training. Whilst avoiding injury myself.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2012, 09:31:50 pm by Yoink »
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 8: Kitty Karate!)
« Reply #100 on: July 15, 2012, 09:39:30 pm »
I AM NOT YOUR SOLDIER!  I am not your servant, your pawn, your lackey.  I am your DOOM!
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 8: Kitty Karate!)
« Reply #101 on: July 15, 2012, 09:44:21 pm »
((Is it too late to rename my cat Nix the Vengeful?))
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 8: Kitty Karate!)
« Reply #102 on: July 15, 2012, 09:52:09 pm »
Quote from: NRDL on July 15, 2012, 09:44:21 pm
((Is it too late to rename my cat Nix the Vengeful?))
((He is a vampire cat with a top hat. I guess it is difficult to find a proper title for that.))
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 8: Kitty Karate!)
« Reply #103 on: July 15, 2012, 09:53:18 pm »
Quote from: Caellath on July 15, 2012, 09:52:09 pm
Quote from: NRDL on July 15, 2012, 09:44:21 pm
((Is it too late to rename my cat Nix the Vengeful?))
((He is a vampire cat with a top hat. I guess it is difficult to find a proper title for that.))
Nix the Sir.
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 8: Kitty Karate!)
« Reply #104 on: July 15, 2012, 10:00:27 pm »
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.
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